Are you even slightly intelligent? (609 hits)
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Submitted by bdrifter (View user info) at 2004-05-27 04:18:51 EDT
After spending some time reviewing posts on this site, I have come to the conclusion that less than ten percent of its participants have even the slightest flash of brilliance.
For the ten percent of you who are lost at this point- goodbye. Leave your -2 now, thank you for playing. That leaves a mere ninety percent of you who can at least comprehend thus far.
Sadly, thirty-three percent of the remaining ninety percent realize that you have no flashes of brilliance and are self-disqualified. A 0 score will be fine here. Thank you for playing. This leaves a mere sixty percent of the original (or eighteen percent of the remaining sixty percent)
For the other twenty percent who just got confused- goodbye. Once again a 0 score will do. Thanks for playing. Now of the original viewers a mere forty-eight percent of you have a possibility of being brilliant
Now of the forty percent of the original group that are remaining, the near sixty percent of that forty percent who are still following me- please step aside- sorry- you tried to hard. Thank you for playing.
The remaining ten percent of the original total can pat yourselves on the back for being brilliant and leave a plus two score for getting this far.
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Submitted by WRECKER (user info) at 2004-05-27 12:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
After spending some time reviewing posts on this site, I have come to the conclusion that less than ten percent of its participants have even the slightest flash of brilliance.
For the ten percent of you who are lost at this point- goodbye. Leave your -2 now, thank you for playing. That leaves a mere ninety percent of you who can at least comprehend thus far.
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I wish I would have stopped reading there and just dropped off my -2. But I didn't and now I want an asprin because my head hurts. Rub my back.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-05-27 12:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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fuck you, number nerd
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-05-27 12:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Durrrr, I weel leeve a plus too en a mine us too at the same tyme.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-27 12:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow, you should elaborate number theories with all that IQ power.
You're an idiot.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:43:05 EDT (#)
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Ah Hell, Apollo beat me. +2 for Apollo.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm slightly intelligent enough to know the difference between to, too, and two.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry, but this does NOT make you sound intelligent.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
eyedohntgettit.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-27 05:32:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Intelligent people know the difference between Two, To and Too.
Buttwipe.
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lojo *hearts* apollo!
Also, your commas are in weird places, and some are missing.
Submitted by FearBenzene (user info) at 2004-05-27 09:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2004-05-27 07:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How incrdibly tedious and boring
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-05-27 07:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Give this post a +2 or you're an idiot!!
Meh, I'm stoopid.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-05-27 06:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i like vaginas
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-05-27 05:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So, you seriously think you deserve a +2 for this pointless shit? I may be 10%, 33% or whatever-the-fuck-other-percent, but you are a 100% shitface.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-27 05:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Intelligent people know the difference between Two, To and Too.
Buttwipe.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-05-27 05:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Point proven.
Why can't you post Lindsay Lohan's tits like all the other brilliant people?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-27 05:06:58 EDT (#)
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Monty needs to take lessons from Badass on how to make his doodles turn out right.
Submitted by Bdrifter (user info) at 2004-05-27 04:43:52 EDT (#)
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Rest assured all of the idiots I will personally visit your posts to help point out your ignorance. No one should remain in the gutter forever.
Submitted by Bdrifter (user info) at 2004-05-27 04:42:10 EDT (#)
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Ahh.. But Deathjester- I make no claim to be one of the ten percent.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-05-27 04:41:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-05-27 04:39:55 EDT (#)
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I leave a zero, because I followed the maths and watched you drop 8%. Observe:
"...of the original viewers a mere forty-eight percent of you have a possibility of being brilliant
Now of the forty percent of the original group that are remaining..."
Bye.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-05-27 04:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"You lose, Darsh!"
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-05-27 04:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i likes it.
Submitted by Bdrifter (user info) at 2004-05-27 04:31:18 EDT (#)
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I see that I was far too optimistic with my analysis of intelligence on this site. Tsk.. Tsk.. Hard to play with the idiots.
Submitted by kakhuis (user info) at 2004-05-27 04:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
what about the -1 people
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-05-27 04:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Boring crap.
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-05-27 04:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
die
Submitted by Armadilo (user info) at 2004-05-27 04:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Insane in the brain
Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-05-27 04:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Badass.
Submitted by indigogecko (user info) at 2004-05-27 04:23:37 EDT (#)
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you fell alseep on a book on advanced mathematics didn't you?