My first 3some (2832 hits)
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Submitted by Scotsman (View user info) at 2004-05-27 10:03:47 EDT
Hi there from Scotland.
Anyway I am B@W and whilst I should be working my ass off the sun is shining outside (yes it does shine occasionally in Scotland) and so my mind started to drift...found this site and want to share a tale.
I was in Sweden on a trip to see my buddy who was studying out there. Anyway we had an arrival party and we all got absolutley steaming. I ended up chatting away with and getting on well with my mates new girlfriend...really nice girl but there was no way that I would have made a hit on her. Anyway we partied till late on and then finally I went off to my bed which was a mattress on my mates floor....passed out and then found myself being shaken awake by my mate who hands me a condom...I blearily look around and his gf is there as well ready to go!!!! God knows how but I "rose" to the occasion which to this day I am still surprised at considering how steaming I was and that I was just awake.....anyway she mounts me and whilst riding me sucks my friend off...this goes on for a while but whilst I might be a rock down there not a lot is happening. She ends up getting off and going down on me....I am lying there loving every minute until I suddenly felt pretty damn ill!! The rocking motion of her going crazy on me finally caused me to turn my head and vomit all over the floor!!!! My mate's cock, who had been taking her from behind at the time, shrivelled up and died whilst I kept hurling all the booze and crisps all over the floor.
I went off and cleaned myself and the floor up and then approcahed her in the kitchen...still wanting some more but my mate who was understandable annoyed was having none of it....oh well so much for my first threesome :)
Oh and as a side note. I washed the mattress edge the next day and stuck it out on a veranda....it was about -15C that night and it froze to the wood hahahahah....oh dear what a trip that was :)
Scotsman!
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Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-08-26 06:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck!
For my 16th birthday I had a threesome with my girlfriend and her best friend.
Submitted by Midnight_Laydee (user info) at 2004-08-26 06:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
-1 coz gotta agree with everyone who said MMF is dumb (unless each of the 3some is bi), it just should be FMF, it's only right and is probably why 3somes exist; so men can have their fantasy and each woman can explore an otherwise hidden desire to see what it's like with another woman, with the excuse that it was just a 3some.
+1 for the nice description of the barfing though.
Submitted by euripidestrousers (user info) at 2004-05-28 12:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by PurpleHaze (user info) at 2004-05-27 16:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MMF..sorry for you man
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-05-27 16:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i wish i was her. i want a MMF but where the hell am i going to
find 2 willing guys? :-(
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-05-27 13:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Interesting... not quite as exotic as porn sites would have you believe, anyway.
By the way, what part of our glorious country do you hail from?
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Balloon Knot has spoken!
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just to clarify the lights were off and the shrivelling cock was a comment my mate made the next day...I thought it was funny at the time :) At no point did I touch or see him properly :)
As for getting the day off as it is sunny...hell yeah!!!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FearBenzene -
"2 guys + 1 girl = dumb. "
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That's only your opinion, butthead.
2 guys + 1 girl = I wish!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It should be an automatic holiday for you poor bastards when the sun actually makes it's way out.
Take the day off and go catch some rays!!!
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:34:03 (#)
Ranking: 1
I think MMFs are good. It allows you to high-five.
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That was funny, if not disturbing
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for any shriveling cock you talk about that isn't yours.
What a slut she was, though.
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think MMFs are good. It allows you to high-five.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MMF = -2
Sorry, you had me all excited seeing that title only to have to read about your mate's shriveled cock. I cannot rate this any other way.
Thanks for sharing.
Submitted by FearBenzene (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2 guys + 1 girl = dumb.
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"+1 because I read this story in the voice of the Roaming Gnome in those Travelosity commercials. "
I swear I did not make this up. I know it has a ring of falseness but truthfully it happened....oh and no idea what this Roaming Gnome is??
I have had one with two women and that was far more succesful :)
Submitted by Lucky (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
+1 because I read this story in the voice of the Roaming Gnome in those Travelosity commercials.
-2 beacuse you should NEVER EVER have a threesome involving another guy. 2 girls and one guy, maybe. 3 girls, and one guy filming, definitly. But 2 guys, NEVER.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry was suppose to be a +1 so here is a +2 for error
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
dude....
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Poor guy, have a +2. Practice makes perfect!