Give me liberty, or give me Will Zone? (2368 hits)
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Submitted by Loren (View user info) at 2004-05-27 10:26:40 EDT
Inspired by shear boredom and...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26851
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-12 13:22:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hairsphincter2 (user info) at 2004-06-24 01:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lady Liberty has been re-Zoned.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-21 12:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Drunk people suck (Rating: -0.31 on 19 reviews, last by Loren1 32 days ago)
Submitted by <brendan2.at.telus.net> (View user info) at 2004-04-15 01:17:36
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Everything you ever wanted to know about repsik
User id: 7627
Registered on or around: 2004-04-14 22:52:02
# Messages posted: 1
# Reviews written: 11
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# Hits: 677
Average rating of all messages: -0.31
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Gee, how predictable. I gave you a crappy rating on your crappy adolescant post and you return with this. Wow. I'm going to go cry in my cornflakes now because you said nobody likes me. *sob*
Submitted by repsik (user info) at 2004-06-20 00:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nobody really likes you on here. Unfortunate.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-06-18 17:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're such a cunt
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36086#600473
;)
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-17 23:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Loren.
Suck my cock and fucking choke on it you skanky cunt.
Don't fucking bark at me--especially with bullshit like: You should be banned.
I'll fucking fingerfuck rape you for hours fat assed hairy cunt licking Jew.
Fuck you,
shitfuck.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-06-17 17:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mustn't rate the user, musn't rate the user, musn't rate the user...
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-17 17:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-06-17 16:50:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
You really are an attention whore, aren't you Loren? Why don't you ease your low self esteem by getting fake tits instead of ragging on my posts?
You don't see me rate your shit, 'cos I don't like your shit. I could flame it all but I don't bother, 'cos it sucks, see below tosee my only attempt. This one is just here to piss you off. Using my posts to get yourself attention is lame lame lame.
So fuck off, Uberbitch, I don't read your posts or your reviews. I live in the mud, and I like it here. So don't freak out if you get splattered - just stay away. Fucking cow.
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I normally don't take sides in this shit but I gotta say after the day I am having on this site, THIS is the most sense I have read all day.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-06-17 16:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You really are an attention whore, aren't you Loren? Why don't you ease your low self esteem by getting fake tits instead of ragging on my posts?
You don't see me rate your shit, 'cos I don't like your shit. I could flame it all but I don't bother, 'cos it sucks, see below tosee my only attempt. This one is just here to piss you off. Using my posts to get yourself attention is lame lame lame.
So fuck off, Uberbitch, I don't read your posts or your reviews. I live in the mud, and I like it here. So don't freak out if you get splattered - just stay away. Fucking cow.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-17 14:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Then you started reading reviews and what? You decided to jump on the bandwagon? I don't get it.
Negative away.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-17 14:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was going to give this a positve rating purley on creativity... then I started reading the reviews. Wow....
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-17 14:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
kai = another asshole who can't handle a -2 on his own shit post so he automatically hit's the user info of anyone else who gives him one to retaliate - proving to be the asshole that he is.
Congrats idiot, you're really original. And for the record, I'm 33 years old son, and could care nil about your little insecurities. Negative TWO away fuckwit.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-06-17 13:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pure crapola, this sucked. What kind of witless moron are you trying to be when you grow up?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-11 15:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm aware I am widely unappreciated but even then, most people will just ignore me since I'm pretty harmless seeing my english skills that aren't top-notch. As I said countless times, the sole reason I'm here is to ameliorate my english.
I wouldn't expect to find you on a website requiring you to learn another language - which opens a lot of avenues by the way.
I'm starting to enjoy this feuding. I've grown fond of your assumptions on my sexual life or some other great insights about myself. Shows how strong are your arguments.
Salope de truie.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-11 15:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe you should leave and find yourself a forum for under-sexed French Canadians. The majority of the Uber population would breathe a collective sigh of relief.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-11 11:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yes, I'm sexually frustrated. How could you know !!! ...stupid. Assuming is the dumbest thing to do in any argument.
And I'd like to see YOU speak in a second language. Do you think my english classes covered the whole language ? Not even near. Let's start an argument in french for fun and see how you'll do. I bet you don't even know ONE sentence in another language.
Idiot, bitching about someone's abilities in his second language is like mocking someone with one leg who doesn't run as fast as you.
-2 for being retarded.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-11 09:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
caulain,
Who ever claimed it was a masterpiece? All I said was that I was bored. Your opinion means nothing to me. Take a lesson from me - when something bores me to tears, like your posts, I just ignore them. Do the same if you don't like mine. I don't enjoy having to entertain sexually frustrated, miserable little boys such as yourself.
You perch like a vulture, waiting for any opportunity you can find to insult me. Try coming up with something more than: "You're mad because I gave you a -2!" "Get over yourself" -- it's getting very old and again, incredibly boring. Can't you come up with something new? (And you have the audacity to accuse me of needing to feel better about myself?) Hahahahaha. That's the joke of the century. Any time you want to challenge me to a quality of life bitch-slapping contest, please, feel free to do so.
Side note:
You need to take English class over. I think you may have been asleep when they covered grammar, spelling, and vocabulary. It's been my experience that when you try to insult someone, it's much better if you don't come across like an illiterate high school dropout.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-10 15:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i liked it because i didn't know whatv will looked like.
that and it wasn't a bad job.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-10 14:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not stalking you, I'm writting here to get my message through. This is the internet idiot, not your bedroom. And I don't give a shit if you read/rate my post or not because I'm here to read, not post. Stop convincing yourself with speculating bullshit so you can feel better about yourself.
The only thing that bothers me is you have critics for almost every single replies I made on other posts. By 'critics' I meant 'pathetic attempt at insults that get annoying in the long run because of their sheer number'.
All that ever since I've -2 this supposedly masterpiece of photoshop. I know you try to convince yourself that it isn't the case but you didn't seem to care much about my case until that day of infamy, did you ?
For the godzillionth time, get over yourself.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-10 14:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Caulain, I know why you stalk me, and that's because you're posts are so fucking boring that I've never bothered to rate any of them. Sorry fuckface, you just aren't worth it. Keep hitting mine though, I don't mind.
Hypocrite.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey bitch, will you stop policing each and everyone of my comments on other posts ?
Oh right, I forgot:
Holy fuckin' hamsterchrist ! Loren, this is the B.E.S.T post I have EVER read. How could I -2 youuuuuu ! +2 +2 +2 Mouah ! Tee hee :P
(Happy now ?)
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-08 12:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ouch ouch ouch. I'm so hurt, especially when this is coming from you:
Everything you ever wanted to know about xfilthxinfusedxwithxfilth
User id: 9224
Registered on or around: 2004-06-07 13:44:02
# Messages posted: 3
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Average rating of all messages: -1.40
Submitted by xfilthxinfusedxwithxfilth (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-02 16:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm being sarcastic. I'm not hurt. See here for more details : http://www.ubersite.com/m/34739#571755
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-02 16:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry Coulain, but it was a disgusting thing to say, and IM-not-so-HO - you deserved a tongue-lashing from at least one woman.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-02 16:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34739#569357
:~(
Me = hurt. Very.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-05-30 15:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Give me loren! woot!
-BongZilla
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-05-28 19:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-05-28 16:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26937
Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-05-27 23:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Excellent photoshopping.
Submitted by kireisarah (user info) at 2004-05-27 21:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This should have a better rating. The photoshopping is awesome. And really, really creepy.
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-27 18:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for the excellent photoshop, not funny but it's kickass work.
and another +1 for me being born in July of '84 like his kid. The 4th, WOOOO.
Also, if I could give anymore points, it would be for this review.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-05-27 13:48:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Funny.
But not ha-ha funny.
The photoshopping is so good that it's creepy...kinda like watching your parents make out.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-05-27 15:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think AJ and WillZone need to kiss and make up.
I hate this picture because Loren did a much better job than I did. Damn it, why do you have to be so good?
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-27 15:02:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am 99% sure I have seen this done before. Not as well as this, but done.
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-05-27 14:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I move my bowels on this post
Balloon Knot has spoken!
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-05-27 14:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-05-27 14:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
... talented Photoshopping. What is it about a girl who can use e-tools so well? Suddenly you're a lot sexier to me Loren.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-27 14:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff.
I second Kristen's idea.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-05-27 13:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Funny.
But not ha-ha funny.
The photoshopping is so good that it's creepy...kinda like watching your parents make out.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-05-27 12:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The photo-shopping is nice, +2.
-2 To the statue of liberty which would look better, imho, if it were replaced with a golden nuclear missle of the same size.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-27 12:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely done.
A suggestion for the future: Someone photoshop his face on the Statue of David. We don't have nearly enough marble nudity up in here.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way, I think it's the first time I actually give you less than 1 by the way. I rate. Period. Next time deal with it instead of getting pissed off. It's this reaction that attracts all these "flies".
I'm done camping here. Have a good day.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
poly,
if you don't want your motives misunsderstood, then all it takes is a simple explanation like you did just there...20 replies later.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh and AJ.. http://www.ubersite.com/m/28984
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Loren is ravishing, and therefoe gets an auromatic +2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well that's fine. But also realize that you have to respect other peoples' rights to say what they feel. I gave this a -2 because I can only see your face on the statue so many times before it stops being funny. I can't remember who did it, but there was one scene from the Planet of the Apes, and then Bart did his photoshopping conglomeration. I think you just misunderstand my motives sometimes.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You know, I really don't want to do this, but you asked for it, so I'm settling on -1 instead of -2.
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1 w0nd3r wh3r3 7h3 1d34 70 d0 7h15 c4m3 fr0m.
-1 f0r 0r161n4|17y!1!
Sorry. Hypocrite.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well surprised apparently isn't the right word.
I should have said "You always mention the fact that you get a gaggle of people -2ing you because you're YOU".
I was just taking it upon myself (since I rock, I rule, etc etc etc) to point out the obvious reason as to WHY people do this.
You can pay me for my services later. No rush.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
poly, I'm pissy and moody and I feel like this site is turning to shit. i say what i feel. i'm doing the little i can to rile people up, take peoples ego's down a peg, and try to restore a sense of order in my little insignificant corner of the world.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
corn -
"I'm just saying that because you always seem surprised that people -2 you. "
Surprised? You've really got to be kidding me.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 cuz it is a good photoshop.
And here is where I'm going to state the obvious, Loren.
Ever since I got to Uber, I've always noticed that you DO attract assholes to your posts. I felt kinda bad, like "awe damn, poor girl gets -2ed just cuz she's been around for a while".
Well, no... it's because when you review other peoples shit, you get personal. And then people file you in the, 'I don't like her' catergory... and then they jump at the chance to be a cock back to you.
Realitivly little bothers me on Uber, as far as insults and all that crap goes... but you are the first person in a long time (ever?) that has irritated the HELL out of me, on just one review. I'm guessing others feel the same.
***
I'm just saying that because you always seem surprised that people -2 you.
Cheerio!
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:33:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Loren its truly unbelievable the dsyfunctional human beings you attract. Its like flies to honey only these kids are more annoying than flies.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What makes you think I don't like Loren, Will? I must say that you are slipping down my list of favorites on the site. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's your bickering with Tom. Maybe I'm still pissed that you linked "What Happened Next" in a close race. Maybe it's this crusade you're on to stop people from writing posts about Uber. I don't know what it is, but I just know that I haven't been clicking your links of late.
As for Loren, she's still one of my favorite uberladies.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:49:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
Caulaincourt - most people around here are assholes in the very beginning and then lose interest and start acting human, but you? You just keep getting better and better at it.
Nice hit-whoring, btw.
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I'm sorry for being an asshole and not liking this post. I'm sorry for not liking photoshop stuff. I'll try harder. I guess you, loki and Kristen aren't subject to people's diverging opinion. So I'll do like I did with them once:
BEST POST EVAR ! B@W ! +2 ! Yeah baby !
As for the hit-whoring, I really don't understand. I post rarely and when I do, like this morning, they slip under the radar except for a couple of post who drawed more heat than I wanted because I ended up looking like an ass.
Get over yourself
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
this must be an uber insider thing
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes Poly, I'm accusing you and the others. Know why? Track record. ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/34227 ) you gave a plus 2 to a WORSE photoshop just the other day. If you rated consistenly, then I wouldn't complain. This is a case of you not liking Loren and rating her...not the post.
This is an excellent photoshop.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:08:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Christ, this site is really attracting assholes. I guess school's out for the summer. Why don't you kids go get a summer job and stop tying up mom and dad's phone lines? Or are you happy to sit on your fat asses becoming more flacid and pale with each passing hour?
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GRRRRR.
Mostly that is a grr because for me, school is NOT out for the summer.
I have a damn month to go. Also, I shall be spending a month of my summer
ballet-ing my non fat (TAN) ass, not clogging up uber with my mediocrity.
GRRR though, I love ya loren, but not all us teenagers are bad. That hurts,
deep inside. Or maybe it's just lunch time and I should eat.
Anyway...
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your Kung Fu is quite strong.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Default rating for the Bitch of Uber.
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
+1 for photoshop talent.
-2 for being boring.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34268
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Christ, this site is really attracting assholes. I guess school's out for the summer. Why don't you kids go get a summer job and stop tying up mom and dad's phone lines? Or are you happy to sit on your fat asses becoming more flacid and pale with each passing hour?
For the record, assholes, I never said it was original, hence the link to Will's post, you bunch of fucking idiots.
Long live the Queen of asshole magnets. Me.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ubersite is one big commercial!
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know that feeling you get when you see one guy slap the other guy's ass, but it's not on a football field?
That's the feeling I got. Kinda disgusted, kinda grossed out, kinda angry.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you accusing others of not rating the post, Mr. Zone?
Submitted by FearBenzene (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny post. I will rate you on the post and not by anything else.
This is one of the best photoshops I've seen (of me) in a long while.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-21 16:18:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope. Just not funny. Come up with your own ideas.
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Have another for being a hippocrite
Balloon Knot has spoken!
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:49:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
Caulaincourt - most people around here are assholes in the very beginning and then lose interest and start acting human, but you? You just keep getting better and better at it.
Nice hit-whoring, btw.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:49:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
Caulaincourt - most people around here are assholes in the very beginning and then lose interest and start acting human, but you? You just keep getting better and better at it.
Nice hit-whoring, btw.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:49:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
Caulaincourt - most people around here are assholes in the very beginning and then lose interest and start acting human, but you? You just keep getting better and better at it.
Nice hit-whoring, btw.
What happened to you? You still an asshole
Balloon Knot has spoken!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Caulaincourt - most people around here are assholes in the very beginning and then lose interest and start acting human, but you? You just keep getting better and better at it.
Nice hit-whoring, btw.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-1 because http://www.ubersite.com/m/34018#554150
-1 because http://www.ubersite.com/m/34259#558810
and because I don't like photoshopped stuff.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful and talented eh?
Curse the Atlantic Ocean.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice. Can you photoshop my penis up onto Mt. Rushmore? Oops, I forgot, the mountain isn't big enough!
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome photoshop!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH FUCKING GOD YES!!!
I congratulate you on a fine piece of photoshoping.
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought we were supposed to be welcoming the Huddled Masses, not scaring them away...
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!
I so wish I could go to Boston this weekend, but alas, I cannot.
Will