Big Tymers: A Tribute (916 hits)
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Submitted by worm (View user info) at 2004-05-27 19:27:02 EDT
My bible is only 5 books long:
1) I Got That Work
2) How U Luv That
3) Vol. 2 How You Love That
4) Hood Rich
5) Big Money Heavyweight
If Jesus and MLK were Bhuddists (and they were), the Big Tymers have to be their reincarnations. These are their first five albums.
This is their Pentateuch.
From track #3 of Genesis- er, "I Got That Work", we have the classic lyrics of "#1 Stunna":
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[Lil' Wayne]
I be hittin' they daughters
[Baby]
I like my dick sucked fast
[Lil' Wayne]
I like to play with them rookies
[Baby]
I like to fuck 'em in they ass while he beat up the pussy.
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The poetry is heart-stopping.
Isn't it "stunning" how they can so eloquently rap about a situation that every American male had undoubtably experienced? Me and my friends always double-team virgins, and it's all gravy until someone else tries to take the back door. In this situation, I can once again come back to Big Tymers lyrics:
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Let me holla at these niggas that went out bad
They jumped in the magazine and showed they ass
But it ain't nothin' but stunna to bust a nigga ass
When I jumped off the porch, y'all were still on the grass (Biotch)
Nigga gave me a shot and gave me a gun
Fresh loaded the gun and told me have some fun
But A,A- the B-I the I-I
You motherfucka! (Fucka)
Suck a d-iock
You Motherfucka! (Fucka)
Ba- Ba- Bubba Motherfucka !
Them hoes be sayin' ([Women:] You a dirty motherfucka)
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I couldn't have said it better myself.
Big Tymers aren't just humble, they work hard too:
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Gator Boots, with the pimped out Gucci suit
Ain't got no job, but I stay sharp
Can't pay my rent, cause all my money's spent
but thats ok, cause im still fly
got a quarter tank gas in my new E-class
But that's alright cause i'm gon' ride
got everything in my moma's name
but im hood rich da dada dada da
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In what was probably their biggest single,"Get Your Roll On", Big Tymers once again shows their humility and their affection to the fairer sex:
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Fresh....wait hold up
Thats that bitch....we fucked
Nigga.....what yo bank bout
Dog i've been....lost count
Pop that Crist'.. pop that Mo'
Slap that bitch...punch that hoe
What the fuck....hold on
Everybody get yo motherfuckin roll on
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I just punched that hoe last night! If only I could find a bitch to slap, I could be one of them... If they weren't so busy sweeping the Grammys every year, maybe they'd have time to let me join.
I wonder what that'd be like...
-Wo|2M
User Reviews
Submitted by bugga (user info) at 2004-06-27 00:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
tis crap
Submitted by wormslefttesticle <fags.at.faggy.cum> at 2004-06-12 12:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shitfuck can't even be bothered to rate such filth so he sent me.
this job sucks almost as bad as you.
Submitted by bluerampage2 (user info) at 2004-05-28 10:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
F'in hilarious man!
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-05-27 23:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I was gonna give you 2 but I took off one for forgeting "Do That" and for putting your picture on the album cover.
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2004-05-27 22:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-05-27 20:15:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus was a Jew not a Buddhist you dumbfuck nigger. And Big Tymerz sucks.
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Oh, and MLK was a Bhuddist? But he was a Baptist preacher! That two-timing bastard.
Reading the above reply cost me a couple thousand brain cells, responding to it has put me just above "neanderthal".
-Wo|2M
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-27 21:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
:)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-05-27 21:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahahaha
Submitted by Desert eagle killer at 2004-05-27 21:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looking at my Gucci it's about that time
Six bad broads flying in at nine
New Suburban Truck with the porno showing
Up and down and up they go and..
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-05-27 21:07:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow I used to hate rap, but this has opened my eyes to how beautiful it can be.
Submitted by engine13 (user info) at 2004-05-27 20:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Finally a refreshingly honest review of some great rap.
Yay!
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-05-27 20:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus was a Jew not a Buddhist you dumbfuck nigger. And Big Tymerz sucks.
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2004-05-27 19:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lyrics were cut and pasted from a random lyrics web page.
This page was put up by someone who has actually listened to and posted all the lyrics from every song on all 5 albums.
I'm sure they're not the sharpest stick in the woods.
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2004-05-27 19:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
er *BIG* Tymers...
my bad.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-27 19:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lil wayne was one of the first people called "lil" which he in fact was at the time (14, or 15) so lay off him, dog.
he isn't here to defend himself.
gator boots, whut!
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2004-05-27 19:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, "Get Your Roll On" is MY #1 Bug Tymers song.
Isn't that what really matters?
Submitted by digsy (user info) at 2004-05-27 19:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, there's room in here for the both of us!
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-27 19:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that IS somewhat odd, digsy
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!
:D
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-05-27 19:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
-1 because there is somone named "Lil Wayne"
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-27 19:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Big Tymers get a solid +2
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-27 19:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I too enjoy fuckin dem in dey ass while my boy beats up the pussy.
Submitted by digsy (user info) at 2004-05-27 19:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wiki, I didn't see your reply till after I submitted mine. That's spooky
Submitted by digsy (user info) at 2004-05-27 19:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Word.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-27 19:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Werd.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-27 19:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, their biggest hit single was 'Still Fly'. It charted out on Billboard at number 1. 'Get Your Roll On' only got up to 22, and that was only on the Hip Hop charts.