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Bart, leave KoolMang to rot, unban me (853 hits)

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Rating: -0.35 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Pol Pot (View user info) at 2004-05-28 07:41:31 EDT

I haven't been to the site for months after my banning. Yesterday I posted this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/34332 and got a 1.83 score for it from 18 reviews. That is proof of my commitment to no longer posting shit. I don't even have to review anything. I know you did an IP range block on the server I was using, and that is fine if you leave it there, I don't even use the range anymore. I would just like for you to let the past be the past and trust me when I say I am going to post some good stuff from now on.

User Reviews

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-28 19:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I kind of miss squattail.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-28 18:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I used to shit myself reading SQUATTAIL, but I have to admit, KoolMang is better than butter.

I raped myself lastnight.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-05-28 18:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Seriously though. I'd like to believe you're serious, and are not still a fucking asshole, but it's like the boy who cried wolf. Why should anyone believe you? And I swear to god I don't want to see any more pictures of some nasty fucker spreading his asshole, or see the comment below again. How are we supposed to know that as soon as you are unbanned you won't turn in to an asshole and say "Ah ha, fuckers, fooled you again." Apparently this is something we have to take on faith. And measuring your past behavior against one post doesn't really instill faith. Sorry.

Still, when you weren't being a dick, you've made me laugh, and can write well, so I'd like to believe this is true.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-05-28 17:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

WTF IM NOT READING ALL THAT!!!

Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-05-28 17:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have not been on this site that long, but I am going to give my opinion anyways. I say unban him. Most of his stuff is crap but take a look at these posts and tell me they are not funny:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/27464
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26750
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26205
http://www.ubersite.com/m/25620
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23648
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23209
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22986
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22727

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-28 13:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bart in his All Knowing All Encompassing Wisdom will know what to do

*blesses himself* *mutters something about mother mary, bart, and Jesus*

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-28 13:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Mang is 10 times better!

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-05-28 10:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

suck my dick you chink mutha fucka!

Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-28 10:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

meh, people change.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-28 10:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're not fooling anyone. Normally, I don't give 2 shits about ratings, but you had to bring it up. I know you're very capable of churning out good stuff. You have a good head on your shoulders, but you also have a black heart. Instead of using your intellect to entertain the masses, you use it for your own selfish amusement. Don't preach to me how your one post is better than my posts, because it's not. This isn't a pissing match. This is about you constantly pushing peoples buttons to see how far you can get. You've proven that you are a piece of shit time and time again, and no one is falling for it again. Just because you've been gone for months doesn't mean people have forgotten what an asshole you are.

Hear, hear. Fuck you, squattie.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-28 09:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-05-28 08:19:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

Exactly what I was thinking. Banning users on Ubersite is a fucking joke. Totally pointless. The very same day most of them are banned they post again just to show us all how the holes work.
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I agree. When I was was banned I was posting again within the hour of discovering the ban...

Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-05-28 09:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's funny, the bulk of my posts are an Anti-Bush, Anti-Kerry, Michael Moore, or Canada Sucks...etc, themed post.

Malone

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-05-28 09:22:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have no feelings toward PolPot, good or bad. I read posts that sound entertaining. I say unban him, and only take steps to nullify the ratings he gives in reviews if his actions warrant it.

Let Uber be responsible for their own selection of posts they read. If PolPot chooses to post crap, so be it. Sometimes a crap post is better than a rerun of an Anti-Bush, Anti-Kerry, Michael Moore, or Canada Sucks...etc, themed post.

One could argue that any post about those subjects are shitty and the authors should be banned.

+2 because banning is Chicken-shit

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-28 08:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Meh..I don't know. You really did a shit job of making a name for yourself.

Submitted by PolPot (user info) at 2004-05-28 08:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You seem so certain I have come back only to shit people. Think about this, I have gone away for months, which I said I would do before I left. I have come back, then rather just promising to write properly I actually wrote an example. Why would I do all this just to get unbanned and write some shit about St. Patrick's Cathedral? I don't even have an interest in religion or architecture. Still, unless I get the OK from Bart, these two posts and two reviews will be the only thing you read from me.

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-05-28 08:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think banning someone is chicken-shit. If you don't like wha tthey post, don't read it. If you think they are spamming posts, limit their ability to review (If thats possible) or make their ratings not count.

Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-05-28 08:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Exactly what I was thinking. Banning users on Ubersite is a fucking joke. Totally pointless. The very same day most of them are banned they post again just to show us all how the holes work.

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-05-28 08:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Keep him banned.

But how is he posting if he's banned? Hmmm. Whats the point?

Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-05-28 08:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Everyday I logged on and scanned for posts by pop pot or squattail.

It always gave me a smile as they were always origional and fucked up.

I appriciate good writing but random insanity floats my boat as well.

C

Submitted by hacksawfonnix (user info) at 2004-05-28 08:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I actually read that post yesterday, and another of yours. They were good, but I rate posts on an individual basis, not by the author, so -2 for this. +2 for any future posts if they are as good as the last one you wrote.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-28 07:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Everything you ever wanted to know about squattail
User id: 823
Registered on or around: 2003-04-07 04:34:22
# Messages posted: 157
# Reviews written: 1904
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 2849
# Hits: 73433
Average rating of all messages: -0.24

You're not fooling anyone. Normally, I don't give 2 shits about ratings, but you had to bring it up. I know you're very capable of churning out good stuff. You have a good head on your shoulders, but you also have a black heart. Instead of using your intellect to entertain the masses, you use it for your own selfish amusement. Don't preach to me how your one post is better than my posts, because it's not. This isn't a pissing match. This is about you constantly pushing peoples buttons to see how far you can get. You've proven that you are a piece of shit time and time again, and no one is falling for it again. Just because you've been gone for months doesn't mean people have forgotten what an asshole you are.

Submitted by PolPot (user info) at 2004-05-28 07:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

1.83 for 18 reviews, Method. That's better than most of your posts.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-28 07:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Please Bart, for the love of God, dont bring Squattail back. Just dont. He's done this to you before, he says hes going to behave, and then makes a post like "I fucked Barts mom in St. Patricks Cathedral while eating green jello". Is it really worth the chance?

Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-05-28 07:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What the fuck is this site, a democracy?

Malone