I bought a nigger and he's trying to kill me. (1085 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.5 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Brendan (View user info) at 2004-05-28 20:00:07 EDT
So I bought this nigger (I'm not racist I think we should all own one) and now he's trying to kill me. His name is one, he keep's replying and he even posted. I guess he loves Koolmang. You see he's too stupid to get his own account and keep's using mine. Now I can't find him he's probably out smoking crack,drinking a 40 of OE, eating some chicken, some watermelon and hitting on white chicks, fucking nigger's. If he brings home a white chick it's fucking on. Here's a pic of him if you see him run.
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-19 09:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I own a nigger myself. Beat him regularly=).
Find a stick, hammer, whatever, and beat him. He will understand then. Dont feed him for a week.
Tney are animals.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-19 09:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-07 14:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I get what you are saying but not everyone else will...
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-30 08:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You fucking people suck this weekend, maybe if you all left your houses and got some ass this would be a better place.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-05-29 16:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
right off the bat this is a fake and horrible post. if you had bought a nigger he wouldn't "try" to kill you. he would kill you. enough said.
-Black Ninja
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-29 11:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright I'll let him go be free.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-05-29 10:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What Agent Smith said.
AND...the title set me up for some irreverant funny post.
This was not it. DARN.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-29 09:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Next time you go out, swallow a couple of pens and then start chest bumping some bouncer. You'll severly puncture your vital organs but that's the result we want don't we ?
Submitted by euripidestrousers (user info) at 2004-05-29 09:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by KoolWang (user info) at 2004-05-29 07:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that Electro in the pic?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-29 05:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What is wrong with you?
Submitted by simplychilled (user info) at 2004-05-29 05:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Agreed with that too...
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-29 04:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What Circe said.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2004-05-29 01:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your vulgarity and racism are unwanted and unwarranted. You have been warned.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-29 00:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the fuck screwed up my perfect -2. I thought I had my dream post, who wouuld rate it otherwise. Fuckers.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-05-28 23:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Some day, a white man is going to kill you.
Malone
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-05-28 22:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
KoolMang would not like this post
Balloon Knot has spoken!
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2004-05-28 22:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The joke goes, "I love black people, I think everyone should own one!" The way you said it doesn't have any punch, as a joke. (That line is from the movie "Talk Radio", though it might not have originated there.)
Are fried chicken and watermelon jokes still considered funny somewhere? I mean, somewhere where they've discovered fire, at least?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-05-28 22:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Crap. Not because it's racist, and not because it's offensive. It's crap because it's not funny and you write like a preschooler.
Submitted by KikUinTheOvaryBitch (user info) at 2004-05-28 22:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See thats the kind of blind hatred this country was founded on, doesnt it make you feel proud.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-28 21:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sure MANY people are trying to kill you.
Submitted by FearBenzene (user info) at 2004-05-28 20:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-28 20:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way fell on your face I loved your post on...... write something or are you too busy sticking your fingers in your ass.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-28 20:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Me and apostrophes get along well like blacks and slave owners. If you look at my posts I have a long history of fucking them up, but alas I'm fucking over it twinkle toes, lick my balls.
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2004-05-28 20:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
An apostrophe usually denotes possession not pluralization, idiot.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-28 20:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well it doesn't change the fact that he's trying to kill me.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-05-28 20:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have a sense of humor, but when some hackneyed racist shit gets posted like this you shouldn't expect good reviews. I've read some of your other posts, and they're pretty good. This just fucking sucks.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-28 20:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well he's mine now.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-05-28 20:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off - frankie paul is classic!
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-28 20:11:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dammit where the fuck did everyones sense of humor go. Did you all decide to have your periods today. Holy fuck you cranky assholes, take a fucking nap.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-05-28 20:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Burn in hell you racist piece of shit. It's fucking old.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-28 20:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's your job dickhead.
Submitted by PurpleHaze (user info) at 2004-05-28 20:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Soryr, no real comment, just a minus two for you.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-05-28 20:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
At least be funny.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-28 20:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Star my ass, more like beer fetcher.