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A Token Of My Infection-10. Mechanics of a Mule (1626 hits)

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Submitted by MickGinny (View user info) at 2004-05-28 23:30:08 EDT







I hate the city.

Well, not really the city but doing business and traveling in the city. I love to party in the city. There is no place quite like New York.


I accepted spooks offer and became a very successful mule.


This was how I did it:

I would strap ladders, scaffold and a 10 foot length of white PVC pipe to the rack on my truck. The ladders and scaffold were for show and had nothing to do with transporting the smack.

The PVC pipe was the vessel.


I sanded a white end cap down so that it was small enough to fit inside the pipe instead of over it. I leathered it with PVC cement and shoved it as far up the pipe as my arm would allow then I mixed a batch of clear epoxy and poured it in from the other side when that epoxy cured inside the pipe it created a seal so tight that a blast from a fire hose couldn't make that plug slip.



Then I would put the dope in 6 inch lengths of 2 inch PVC pipe and put end caps on both sides then I would simply shoot them down inside the six inch pipe and leather up a white t shirt with PVC cement, tie a rope to it and push that shirt as far as my arm would allow down the other end that was facing the wind.



This gave a very convincing appearance of a piece of pipe on a contractors truck. Even if a trooper dropped back to look inside he could not be able to see through the other end even if it was clear due to the height of his car. The only way I could get pinched is if I were pulled over and the cop climbed up and looked inside the pipe.




I wore navy blue dickies work pants and shirts complete with the iron on name patch when I did my business in the city. I would carry an empty tool box and a small light aluminum ladder into a public building my man would follow me into an elevator I would get off on a floor and he would get off on the next floor up I would go into the stairway open the lid on my tool box and as we passed on the stairwell he would reach in , remove the money and drop the balloons in.

Beautiful you might think.


However, mules are the lowest on the drug chain. Reason is because the risk of getting killed, robbed, busted and greedy is very, VERY high. So it pays very good


I took a lot of precautions so as not to get robbed or killed .
I chose the area of the city where we would meet
I would choose the building minutes before we were to make our exchange by cell phone
I made the hand off man aware I was coming up those stairs heavy.
I always had a second plan to exit the city just in case something happened to my truck.
I picked the day of the week and the time.
I had no partner/shotgun rider.


To me it was easy money. Each trip I earned 1k and 3 bundles.


Everything went fine. I would make 4 or 5 trips per month, I had dope and I was able to pay the bills and give my wife the appearance that I was working and making a living for us.


When in actuality both my businesses were basically shut down. I didn't renew my licences with the banking commission and I had not completed one building contract in over a year.


But I was high.


I was also wracked with guilt. Depressed, lonely, and on top of that I had begun to notice very odd behavior I was exhibiting but only after the fact. I was becoming increasingly paranoid and quite unpredictable in the way I associated with people.

My head was filled with grey thought that I was struggling to stop thinking about but I was unable to do so.

My odd behavior became a pressing concern because I was becoming unpredictable at home around my wife and kids. I went to a psychiatrist and was diagnosed as schizophrenic . Cool huh? How would you like to live with a 6 foot 230lb paranoid schizophrenic junkie drug mule?






The culmination of these problems I was experiencing was about to impact with someone more dangerous and more unpredictable than I could ever be. This is a bad time.


TBC..


MickGinny







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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-08 18:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-11-08 18:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-08 17:49:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-03 23:16:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by moebius (user info) at 2004-06-01 15:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wonderful!

Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2004-05-30 17:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn Mick. You have led a fucked up life.

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(Imagine many lemmings chanting this.)

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-05-29 11:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

bravo

Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-05-29 09:36:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-05-29 04:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-29 03:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Everything gets a +2 tonight, I'm still drunk and I just pissed in a skatboard parks water fountain.

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-29 01:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by MoneyG (user info) at 2004-05-29 00:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This can't end well for you, it just can't. But I can't complain. The entertainment value is still good.

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-05-28 23:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This series is good for us, but I have a feeling it turns out badly for you Mick.

Nice job though.

Submitted by FearBenzene (user info) at 2004-05-28 23:50:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-05-28 23:39:16 EDT (#)
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