There has to be something wrong with me (491 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 0.78 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Rixes (View user info) at 2004-05-29 03:42:12 EDT
Why? Why would I pull into a skatboard park and just piss all over the water fountain, the button you push, the drain, and the ground all around it? I think there must be something seriously fucked up with me. A normal person wouldn't do that.
I didn't get any enjoyment out of it, nor did I fell bad. I just did it, to do it. I just can't for the life of me figure out what would posess me to do such a thing. Yes, it could have been the alcohol, or the drugs that made me do it, but I don't think so Tim. Did I really need to go so badly my bladder would pop out of me and do a little distress dance? No, I could have easily held it.
Perhaps it was the fact that there happened to be a vending machine next to it that I had happened to get a pop out of seconds earlier. I didn't happen to notice until I reached for it, but someone had filled this particulary vending machines slot with dead mashed up June Bugs. Maybe it was the feeling that karma would somehow turn around and fuck the little bastards who did that in the ass by making them really thirsty tomorrow.
It could have been that, but I still don't think it was. I'm almost certain that I was doing God's will. He wanted me to pee all over that water fountain. I might never know why, but you don't mess with God just like you don't mess with Texas.
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Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-05-29 16:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Seems natural to me.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-05-29 11:22:30 EDT (#)
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All I know is you have been talking about this too much, I don't care anymore!
Submitted by FearBenzene (user info) at 2004-05-29 11:02:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-05-29 09:11:12 EDT (#)
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novel
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-05-29 08:44:47 EDT (#)
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"All your beer are belong to me."
Drunken posts are great.
Submitted by euripidestrousers (user info) at 2004-05-29 08:44:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by KoolWang (user info) at 2004-05-29 07:12:23 EDT (#)
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I don't get it.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-29 05:38:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-05-29 04:00:13 (#)
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Pffttt... lightweight.
Now, if you'd jacked off onto the water fountain, I might have been impressed. Urine is sterile.
Kidding.
I think.
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Oh my GOD! Circe is insane
Ahahahahahahahaha
that rocked!
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-29 04:33:41 EDT (#)
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damn, I still gotta pee. then sleep, I'll get AIM tomorrow. I think I'm just going to pee out the window, it's closer. Night everyone.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-29 04:31:19 EDT (#)
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That is why it is so great man, you always did better the more you smoked.
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-29 04:28:46 EDT (#)
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Would they have a copy of my grades on file? I didn't keep any of that report card bullshit. Heh although I did scan one through my computer and change it to all A's to get the good student discount on my car insurance.
Funny thing, my freshman and sophmore years, If I remember right I passed like 4 classes. I only smoked occasionaly then, junior year I did a little better and started smoking a little more, senior year I was up to an ounce a week and doing kick ass, and finally second senior year I was selling and passed all my classes and 4 correspondents classes while working 35 hours a week.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-29 04:25:16 EDT (#)
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Yea man, I think it would make for a very fun, educational post. That, and it would be a fucking hilarious reference point.
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-29 04:23:35 EDT (#)
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All 5 years?(this is not a joke)
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-29 04:21:22 EDT (#)
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Dude, I was thinking of posting the graphical analysis of your grades as your pot usage varied throughout HS. Maybe we should collaborate?
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-29 04:16:42 EDT (#)
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Dave,
I don't drink to much anymore because I just do such stupid shit. This was a special occasion though, I can't remember why but it was special I think. But yes, we must. All your beer are belong to me.
It sucks, I barely even smoke pot anymore either, after doing it for so many years, it just doesn't seem as imporant as it used too. I did make special brownies a couple weeks ago though.
O yea, and why the fuck did I use the word happened so much in my third paragraph, what the hell is that about? Meh, "Can sleep, clowns won't eat me".
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-29 04:11:36 EDT (#)
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Johnny - We should drink sometime.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-05-29 04:00:13 EDT (#)
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Pffttt... lightweight.
Now, if you'd jacked off onto the water fountain, I might have been impressed. Urine is sterile.
Kidding.
I think.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-05-29 03:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
plus two, drunk ass. :-D