I'm from South Africa (648 hits)
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Submitted by kakhuis (View user info) at 2004-05-29 07:13:03 EDT
You are very thin and white. (525 hits)
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Submitted by kakhuis (user info) at 2004-05-29 06:41:46 (#)
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Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:03:57 (#)
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"KAFFER" ? Are you from South Africa?
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Yes i'm from South Africa, and not black!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by kakhuis (user info) at 2004-05-28 01:34:12 (#)
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ok. My weekend started yesterday and i'm back at work on saterday. we will take this up then.
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-05-27 14:04:23 (#)
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This is why god invented diarrhea.
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Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-05-27 12:02:43 (#)
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IM TEH RULE!!!1
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Submitted by Big_Poppa_Tom (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:51:48 (#)
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EWWW! I'm not into skatting
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:13:30 (#)
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Balloon knot is a fucking moron:
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"What happened to you? You still an asshole "
Balloon Knot has spoken!
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He can't even type in English, imagine how he sounds. I bet it's like a mix of gorilla and chimpanzee, only difference is they fling their own shit around a lot less.
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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:09:28 (#)
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Balloon Knot has been known to enjoy me shitting on his chest.
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Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:03:57 (#)
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"KAFFER" ? Are you from South Africa?
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Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:03:03 (#)
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No Comment
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Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:57:08 (#)
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Lojope has been known to shit on my chest.
Balloon Knot has spoken!
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:34:20 (#)
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Better than your Oprah book of the month crap you usually write...
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Submitted by FearBenzene (user info) at 2004-05-27 09:51:53 (#)
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No Comment
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-05-27 08:43:10 (#)
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i was observing quite a bit of positive feedback lately on uber about lojope. so i was surprised to see this shit.
scratch that. im sorry. i confused you with someone else.
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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-27 08:26:58 (#)
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Submitted by kakhuis (user info) at 2004-05-27 04:10:36 (#)
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why doesn't this stupit BITCH ( lojope )ANSWER this???????
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Because I was asleep. Imagine my surprise to wake up and see that I had posted something while unconcious. +2 for anything with my name in it!
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-27 07:21:25 (#)
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No Comment
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-27 07:09:23 (#)
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Having another crybaby moment?
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-05-27 06:14:42 (#)
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MAMA!?
MAMA!?
MAA-MAA-MAA-MAA-MAMA!?
MA-MAMA!?
MAAAAAAAAAMA!?
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMA!?
MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA!!?
MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA!!?
<WHAT?>
I GOT SOMETHING FOR YA! I GOT SOMETHING! FOR YOU!
*PRRRRRP*
I went poopies. Poopies in my pants. Poopies for you mama, 'specially for you.
And now you've got to change my poopie pants, because if you don't, i'll call social services. And they'll take you away. ANd everybody will hate you. YEAAAAAAAAH momma. You'll be a bad mama. A bad, bad, bad, bad mama. A bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad.....
<Stolen from http://www.joecartoon.com because i'm a cheap, unimaginative prick.>
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-05-27 06:12:48 (#)
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MAMA!?
MAMA!?
MAA-MAA-MAA-MAA-MAMA!?
MA-MAMA!?
MAAAAAAAAAMA!?
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMA!?
MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA!!?
MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA!!?
<WHAT?>
I GOT SOMETHING FOR YA! I GOT SOMETHING! FOR YOU!
*PRRRRRP*
I went poopies. Poopies in my pants. Poopies for you mama, 'specially for you.
And now you've got to change my poopie pants, because if you don't, i'll call social services. And they'll take you away. ANd everybody will hate you. YEAAAAAAAAH momma. You'll be a bad mama. A bad, bad, bad, bad mama. A bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad.....
<Stolen from http://www.joecartoon.com because i'm a cheap, unimaginative prick.>
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-27 05:55:08 (#)
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just wondering
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Submitted by kakhuis (user info) at 2004-05-27 05:52:13 (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-27 05:42:26 (#)
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Dude, what is your deal?
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what's it got to do with you?
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-27 05:42:26 (#)
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Dude, what is your deal?
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Submitted by kakhuis (user info) at 2004-05-27 05:39:30 (#)
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while you at it get the BITCH to wake up
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Submitted by kakhuis (user info) at 2004-05-27 05:38:16 (#)
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ok it is time for you fucken americans to get up now. the sun will shine shortly
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Submitted by sorento35 (user info) at 2004-05-27 05:03:01 (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-05-27 04:30:23 (#)
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Wow... u r so clever!!!!!!1 OMG, like LOL...... u r teh shit!
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Ithink this is the BITCH
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Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-05-27 04:36:07 (#)
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i made poopies
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Submitted by kakhuis (user info) at 2004-05-27 04:32:03 (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-05-27 03:31:55 (#)
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Why are you still here?
You do nothing here. You annoy people. You do not contribute anything worthwhile.
Did mommy not give you enough attention when you were a boy?
Stop suckling off the hind teat of Ubersite, you sorry ass attention whore.
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you are in the middle east, why dont you go and fuck a small boy with a dress!?
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-05-27 04:30:23 (#)
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Wow... u r so clever!!!!!!1 OMG, like LOL...... u r teh shit!
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Submitted by kakhuis (user info) at 2004-05-27 04:10:36 (#)
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why doesn't this stupit BITCH ( lojope )ANSWER this???????
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-27 04:00:36 (#)
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Monty is teh coolerest.
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Submitted by sorento35 (user info) at 2004-05-27 03:42:03 (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-05-27 03:31:55 (#)
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Iknow why you call you self GodChicken "because you are a fucken chicken-shitt
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-05-27 03:31:55 (#)
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Why are you still here?
You do nothing here. You annoy people. You do not contribute anything worthwhile.
Did mommy not give you enough attention when you were a boy?
Stop suckling off the hind teat of Ubersite, you sorry ass attention whore.
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Submitted by kakhuis (user info) at 2004-05-27 03:23:08 (#)
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-05-27 03:18:17 (#)
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I'm fat and black. -2.
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Very nice for you "KAFFER"
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Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-05-27 03:20:06 (#)
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I wish I knew why god made diarhhea. I also wonder why he made it so you could spew it out in words
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-05-27 03:18:17 (#)
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I'm fat and black. -2.
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Submitted by kakhuis (user info) at 2004-05-27 03:12:56 (#)
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-05-27 03:02:04 (#)
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You are a liar: you all done it to me why not????????????????
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-05-27 03:02:04 (#)
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You are a liar:
You are very thin and white. (Rating: -1.4 on 5 reviews, last by kai070169 1 minute ago)
Submitted by lojope (View user info) at 2004-05-27 02:44:26
this is me (n.s.f.w.) (Rating: -1.58 on 13 reviews, last by kakhuis 50 minutes ago)
Submitted by Bosten Terier (View user info) at 2004-05-26 08:57:16
this is me (n.s.f.w.) (no reviews)
Submitted by Bosten Terier (View user info) at 2004-05-26 08:52:55
big Jumbo (Rating: -2 on 3 reviews, last by FearBenzene 10 hours ago)
Submitted by Bosten Terier (View user info) at 2004-05-26 07:04:47
Gaz (Rating: -2 on 2 reviews, last by mystiamoon 20 hours ago)
Submitted by godchicken (View user info) at 2004-05-26 06:23:30
i'm new (Rating: -0.75 on 56 reviews, last by kireisarah 1 day ago)
Submitted by godchicken (View user info) at 2004-05-24 07:18:40
thanks giving (Rating: -2 on 9 reviews, last by Method 2 days ago)
Submitted by <muishond1.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-24 02:53:57
Driving (Rating: -0.4 on 6 reviews, last by Disektor 3 days ago)
Submitted by <muishond1.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-23 08:44:13
for Apollo88 (Rating: -1.66 on 14 reviews, last by kakhuis 3 days ago)
Submitted by <muishond1.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-23 07:01:30
How do you submit a video clip (Rating: -0.21 on 21 reviews, last by bargled 3 days ago)
Submitted by <muishond1.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-23 05:25:15
Africa (Rating: -2 on 1 review, last by DavyJones 3 days ago)
Submitted by <muishond1.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-23 05:14:17
Funny movie (Rating: -2 on 1 review, last by Fixer 3 days ago)
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-05-27 02:59:39 (#)
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Now look you made me start picking again...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34313
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Submitted by hacksawfonnix (user info) at 2004-05-27 02:52:47 (#)
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"Submitted by Domochevsky (user info) at 2004-05-27 02:50:30 (#)
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Once I was walking past a porn shop and found this post lying outside covered in male ejaculate. I left it on the ground and apparently this is where it ended up."
Stupid faggot attempt to make the next -2 collection.
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Submitted by Domochevsky (user info) at 2004-05-27 02:50:30 (#)
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Once I was walking past a porn shop and found this post lying outside covered in male ejaculate. I left it on the ground and apparently this is where it ended up.
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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-27 02:46:19 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/24173
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-27 02:45:40 (#)
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You are a fucking useless tool!
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Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-05-30 02:29:38 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry, but I don't speak "Run-On".
Submitted by kakhuis (user info) at 2004-05-30 02:25:02 EDT (#)
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go and do something constructive fuck your dads dog
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-05-30 02:18:03 EDT (#)
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Are you saying that your mom is looking for me, or is she looking for that guy named shitfuck?
Submitted by kakhuis (user info) at 2004-05-30 01:57:11 EDT (#)
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fuck off to bed atz my mom is looking for you shittfuck
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-05-30 01:48:56 EDT (#)
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http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/sf.html
HEY WE'RE WATCHING YOU. DON'T THINK WE WE'VE FORGIVEN YOUR COUNTRY FOR WHAT YOU DID IN WWII. WE WILL BOMB YOU AGAIN IF NECESSARY.
Submitted by kakhuis (user info) at 2004-05-30 01:45:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-05-30 00:55:32 (#)
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I would've given up too. Well, I wouldn't have even tried. I'm 17 and I work at a gas station.
NO WANDER YOU WRITE A LOT OF SHITT
Submitted by water (user info) at 2004-05-30 01:09:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-05-30 01:00:46 (#)
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kakhuis: I'm sorry, but I really do prefer the White Stripes' mid '70s album, "There's No 'I' in 'Music'".
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Submitted by kakhuis (user info) at 2004-05-30 00:48:27 (#)
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Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-05-29 19:26:03 (#)
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So last night I had a dream that some overweight man with a beard who resembled a Hollywood celebrity was using mind control over me. Apparently I was going to use some kind of nuclear bomb to blow up the world. The dream ended with me questioning whether the world would've been better off without Einstein's work, while everybody was unsure of what our fate would be.
Anyway, great post. I agree that more people should celebrate the fastidiosity of green dolphins.
KAKHUIS;
I THINK THIS "ATZ" IS SNIFFING WATER
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-05-30 01:00:46 EDT (#)
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kakhuis: I'm sorry, but I really do prefer the White Stripes' mid '70s album, "There's No 'I' in 'Music'".
Submitted by kakhuis (user info) at 2004-05-30 00:48:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-05-29 19:26:03 (#)
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So last night I had a dream that some overweight man with a beard who resembled a Hollywood celebrity was using mind control over me. Apparently I was going to use some kind of nuclear bomb to blow up the world. The dream ended with me questioning whether the world would've been better off without Einstein's work, while everybody was unsure of what our fate would be.
Anyway, great post. I agree that more people should celebrate the fastidiosity of green dolphins.
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Do any of you fucken dumb assholes know what this guy is on about??
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-05-29 19:26:03 EDT (#)
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So last night I had a dream that some overweight man with a beard who resembled a Hollywood celebrity was using mind control over me. Apparently I was going to use some kind of nuclear bomb to blow up the world. The dream ended with me questioning whether the world would've been better off without Einstein's work, while everybody was unsure of what our fate would be.
Anyway, great post. I agree that more people should celebrate the fastidiosity of green dolphins.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-29 16:57:30 EDT (#)
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ooohhhhhh. I get it. it's in reference to http://www.ubersite.com/m/34321
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24173
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-29 13:08:07 EDT (#)
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Who farted? and its Kaffir not Kaffar.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-29 09:22:32 EDT (#)
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I hope the whole HIV infected african population ass fucks you causing your body to produce so much anti-bodies that you'll fucking eat your worthless self from inside.
Submitted by sorento35 (user info) at 2004-05-29 08:02:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kakhuis (user info) at 2004-05-29 07:37:29 (#)
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only Gays and half white people stay in capetown
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I agree 100% with kakhuis
Submitted by kakhuis (user info) at 2004-05-29 07:53:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-05-29 07:49:04 (#)
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I've never met a nice South African.
And that's not bloody surprising man.
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you go and fuck you self
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-05-29 07:49:04 EDT (#)
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I've never met a nice South African.
And that's not bloody surprising man.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-29 07:42:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-29 07:38:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kakhuis (user info) at 2004-05-29 07:37:29 EDT (#)
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only Gays and half white people stay in capetown
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-05-29 07:28:38 EDT (#)
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Dude, my mum's from Cape Town and guess what...she's not black either!.
Fucking get over yourself.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-05-29 07:24:45 EDT (#)
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What the hell???