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Submitted by JeetKuneTony<psyqo87.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-29 14:15:27 EDT




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Submitted by moneyshot (user info) at 2004-05-30 00:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OH! right on. it's like kerry is a bean salemen from russia! Hahahahahah! wait.....?

Submitted by moneyshot (user info) at 2004-05-30 00:14:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i'm drunk so this is over my head. this means something. something important. but i just can't grasp it. well i think i'll just sit here and drink and stare at it awhile until i get it.

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-05-30 00:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Domenad, it should remind you of Bush's Baked Beans, because that's the point of the joke. If it only reminded you of the commercials then I think you minunderstood the picture.

Newsflash: Democrat, John Kerry, is going to be running against Republican, George Bush. The point of the joke was to take [George] Bush's Baked Beans and change it to [John] Kerry's Baked Beans.

Your response made it seem like you didn't even get the joke and you just thought it was funny Kerry's face was on a can of baked beans.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-05-30 00:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Hehe

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-05-29 22:01:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

hahahah! Okay, that was kind of funny. Reminds me of the guy in the Bush's Baked beans commercial

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-05-29 21:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Degreeless_Capibara, that's not directly translated into "1" in French. It's actually just the feminine usage of an indirect meaning of "1." Although the masculine form of "1" is 'un', it is also the form used when referring to the number one. Even with that said, 'un' and 'une' are placed in front of many nouns, or more specifically objects, but even so, it doesn't always mean the number 1, especially in this case when it's the feminine form.

An example would be: Je voudrais une crêpe.
That translates to: I want (would like) a (one) crêpe. [crêpe: a french pancake]

Now in that sense you would argue to say that the word 'une' meant one, but in literally it only had the meaning of saying you wanted "one of _____." So if it were used in the numeric form it would look like this:

La crêpe coute un euro.
That translates to: The crêpe costs one euro.

In that form it is used directly as the number one, and not as an amount of. Also keep in mind a crêpe would not cost one euro. Actually it depends what you have on it, (apples, strawberries, cherries, powdered sugar, cinnamon, sugar, butter, etc.) in which case I would suggest you get it with powdered sugar, cherries, and possibly butter if you want, and that will cost you about 50-60 euros. De rien.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-05-29 16:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

One Nothing Eggs?

The one is in French.

And the Germans were never communists.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-05-29 16:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope his dog doesn't give out the secret family recipe.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-29 16:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Une Keine Eir?

I'm sure you're referencing that TOOL song, I've forgotten the name, but it's a German guy reading the directions for baking a cake.

And FYI it's 'Und Kiene Eier' And no eggs.



Submitted by FearBenzene (user info) at 2004-05-29 16:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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