Band Nerd + 18th Birthday (2841 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.02 on 85 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Staci Nicole <cmpkllurslf.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-30 11:31:17 EDT
Equals tattoo.
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Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-10-10 21:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because apparently my arithmetic sucks.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-10-10 21:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-05-30 19:42:37 (#)
Ranking: -1
I have seen better too.
I got a
baby's brain and an old man's heart
Took eighteen years to get this far
Don't always know what I'm talkin' about
Feels like I'm livin in the middle of doubt
Cause I'm
Eighteen
I get confused every day
Eighteen
I just don't know what to say
Eighteen
I gotta get away
---
Awesome! Alice Cooper!
+2 for the Alice Cooper review.
-1 because you look like a man in all ways except the necessary equipment.
Submitted by AnimeAddict (user info) at 2004-10-10 20:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh,
I actually know a girl that did that same tattoo!!
Pretty cool actually...
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-20 23:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd hit a low C on that!
Submitted by cowstastegood (user info) at 2004-07-13 14:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a nice tattoo. As for the clothing-optional part, hey, why not? She's got a nice body and its a cool pic. It's not like she's spread-eagle Hustler style or anything.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-06-02 17:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice tat
You should spell check your MSN profile
"I always knew the edge of relief was seraded... "-Staci Nicole
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-06-02 10:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There is no need for you to be naked in that photo. I can only assume that you are:
a) Intentionally degrading yourself
b) An attention whore
c) Pathetic
Couple that with the crummy tattoo and you get a big fat hairy -2.
Submitted by Therighteouswicked (user info) at 2004-06-01 23:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm a Band Nerd too, but I would've gone for something a little more exciting. Then again, whats more exciting then music?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-01 23:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, we alllll already saw haha, just take your email and put it into MSN.
Submitted by stacenbass (user info) at 2004-06-01 22:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit. Didn't expect so many reviews...
BUT I assure you that I am a girl. A Hispanic girl at that, this picture just doesn't happen to show the Jaylo latina ass. Starting on the backpiece next month, I'll be sure to take another picture with the timed digi-cam. I just love all of these negative ratings.
I had good intentions with this post, no pseudo-porn puns. But they say "The pathyway to Hell is paved with good intentions.. " So, I'm not sure that gets me anywhere.
Just for shits and giggles: http://profiles.yahoo.com/stacenbass
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-06-01 19:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Why is everybody here so angry?
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-06-01 18:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
eh, i thought it was a good tattoo.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-06-01 14:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Happy Birthday.
I hope next year you add the Bass clef below it and post another picture.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-01 13:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-05-30 15:00:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck the tatoo, show us yer cans.
-BongZilla
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-01 12:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that should start the first stanza of Ode To Joy.
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-06-01 10:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Tasteful tatoo...better than tweetie pie or some crap. Checked out your MSN profile....yeah pretty sweet :)
Nothing like near porn at work though :)
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-06-01 09:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
After seeing her msn profile this photo gives me serious wood.
Kinda embaressing cos, Like, Ya know, wood and work dont mix.
C
Submitted by Sunny (user info) at 2004-06-01 06:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmm.
I have a tattoo myself, also the product of my 18th birthday. I didn't get it on my shaved (waxed?) love patch though.
+2 for having a tat that's relatively tasteful in a peek-a-boo kinda place. Your boyfriend (girlfriend?) will empty his tanks at the thought, I'm sure.
Your presentation could use some work, but I don't think you have a man body. I remember in high school, all the band geeks were major horndogs, getting all X-rated in the hallways between classes. Is that still the case? Your brazenness in posting the pic leads me to say yes.
-2 for slight camwhorage.
It balances out.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-06-01 06:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Very tidy.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-06-01 06:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think if you took that picture again and showed some tit, we'd all believe you.
Off you go then.
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-06-01 03:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34691
I suppose if Hidden can linkwhore I will not feel ashamed to say to this girl that your post inspired one of my own and my first posting of a pic. Keep playing your bass!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-01 02:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
look at all these haters.
fuck 'em. even though i wrote that post about tattoos ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/8855 ), this isn't bad. at least you got something that means something to you. i can respect that.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-06-01 02:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
your arms are hairy
I hate hairy arms
buullaaahhhhhhh
No dice
GO SOX WOO!!!
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-06-01 02:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I guess pretty much what any other kid likes to do... mostly just sex drugs and rock n roll. I participate in matches at the local gun club, and I'm all about the contribution of illigal substances to the delinquancy of minors. -wink,wink-"
Die.
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-06-01 01:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alice Cooper cries for you.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-01 01:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Question: Who took that picture?
Question 2: Why wasn't i asked to take that picture?
I NEED ANSWERS DAMNIT!
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-06-01 01:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Way to go sharing your tat. I think they cheapen a girl, but you seem happy with what you got and that is what is important. Most of the people flaming you are fat women and men who eat their own dandruff, so do not worry. When you get through freshmen year of college your hips will be bigger, just do not let them get too big.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-31 17:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://members.msn.com/default.msnw?guids=5AUcLHQHoEoLxDMdFwpjstZgOeQvH2c2K6LRIxd9ZdF7kjnH1!6TSsyrF4*JNVPgGh
call me crazy but..... she doesn't look like a boy to me.
Or does she?
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-31 16:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There's nothing really to say on this one.
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-05-31 16:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmmmm.... tasteful.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-05-31 13:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Goddammit...should I get excited about this or what??
-1....just to be sure.
Submitted by KoolWang (user info) at 2004-05-31 09:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by moneyshot (user info) at 2004-05-31 04:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
are you one of them hermaphrodites? lady-boys? you could probably make a killin in bangkok showing that thing off.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2004-05-31 02:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The elusive Buffalo Bill returns from beyond the grave in, "Silence of the Lambs II." We're coming for you, Bill.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-31 02:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Maybe it is the body of a man and the penis is hiding.
You guys ever heard of the tape and tuck?
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-05-31 02:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
haha I thought it was a man at first too!
Sorry hon.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-05-31 02:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
That tat is PATHETIC.
What did it cost 2 cents?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-31 01:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
damn, you DO have a man-body.
at first i didn't notice anything besides your shaved vagina.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-05-31 01:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Since it was brought people needed to see this AGAIN. Free publicity no?
Malone
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-05-30 23:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A -2worthy post if I've ever seen one.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-05-30 22:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for BigMike's cover of Alice Cooper.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-05-30 21:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, it took me a while to track down her MSN profile, but it was worth it.
Mmhmm... I'd do ya...
...like my life depended on it.
Werd.
Submitted by RateMachine3000 (user info) at 2004-05-30 21:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You deserve to know that the only reason you did not get all -2's is because you are a chick.
Submitted by gain (user info) at 2004-05-30 21:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
are you a dude or a chick?
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-05-30 20:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, its like the body of a yeti, finely groomed to that of a 10 year old/
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-05-30 20:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for the tatto, it is original and something you like, and it isn't a fucking dolphin.
+1 for camp kill yourself
I would like to give you another plus one because you appear to be well groomed.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-05-30 19:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I have seen better too.
I got a
baby's brain and an old man's heart
Took eighteen years to get this far
Don't always know what I'm talkin' about
Feels like I'm livin in the middle of doubt
Cause I'm
Eighteen
I get confused every day
Eighteen
I just don't know what to say
Eighteen
I gotta get away
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2004-05-30 18:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My tattoo is bigger than yours.
Submitted by Fixer (user info) at 2004-05-30 18:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-05-30 17:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've checked her MSN profile (which Uber refused to allow me to post - too long) and she's definitely fuckable.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-30 17:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Congratulations, you got your first tattoo and lost your dignity all on the same day.
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-05-30 16:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
u are fucking sad.. 'oh look i got a teeny little tattoo!'
fucking geek
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-05-30 16:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And are the guys jealous too?
Submitted by KoolWang (user info) at 2004-05-30 15:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's not a girl
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-05-30 15:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck the tatoo, show us yer cans.
-BongZilla
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-30 14:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd use you for cumshot target practice. Now fuck off.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-30 14:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That wasn't really directed at you CATAL. More at the new trend of jabbing me for my number of reviews since the non posting thing wasn't getting to me.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-05-30 14:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no deal, i was just saying that you know a thing or two about uber and you often have valid insightful opinions.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-30 14:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have so many reviews because I had three months off of work. And, I work 2nd shift so when I get home at 1 am everyone is asleep and theres not much on tv besides infomercials, so I read uber.
What's the big fucken deal anyway?
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-05-30 14:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
reviews! twice the amount of reviews!
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-05-30 14:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What's the point of showing mystiamoon's # of posts and reviews. Everyone knows she doesn't post. I have a user ID over 6000 #'s below her, and she has more than twice the amount of posts i do. I'd say that she knows the goods and knows shit. This is shit.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-05-30 13:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You've covered up your Dennis Quaid.
http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/tomorrow.htm
Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-05-30 13:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice tattoo. Thanks for sharing. As the child of two band nerds, you have a special place in my heart.
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-05-30 13:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well I think mystiamoon summed it up nicely.
I know she has nothing to be jealous of and maybe I'm not that thin but I'm not jealous.
All I asked was if the picture was really her.
If I were jealous I'd say 'skank'.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-30 13:13:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank you!
I don't think thats been posted quite enough.
Dolt!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-30 13:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-05-30 12:54:42 EDT (#)
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I'm wondering who took this picture.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-05-30 12:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want you.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-30 12:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice bellybutton.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-30 12:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It has fuck all to do with jealousy Random fuckface.
She could have very well shown off that tatoo without being totally naked.
This is a blatent attention post.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-30 12:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
When I want to fuck you I'll tell you to disrobe, don't go flashing that peach around here whenever you feel like it.
Wait a minute. Go ahead, spead the butterfly.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-05-30 12:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for being legal now. If you'd like a sugar daddy...
Um, don't listen to anyone, I never bounced those checks.
Submitted by Random Joe smells jealousy at 2004-05-30 12:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-30 12:00:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF is this?
Keep your sleezy ass porn pics to yourself please
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-05-30 11:41:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that really you?
Sniff, sniff. Yes, definitely jealousy. I like the title, by the way. Creative.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-05-30 12:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"Naked pics of my 8 year old daughter....."
Submitted by Tenyuki (user info) at 2004-05-30 12:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
:D
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-30 12:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't mean sleazy ass as in actual ASS porn.
sheesh
Submitted by Tenyuki (user info) at 2004-05-30 12:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha ha ha, mystiamoon calls this ass porn, yet it's obviously frontal porn... stomach porn if anything. I dunno about your ass, but I know that my ass looks nothing like that. You should probably get your ass checked out if your ass looks like that picture...
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-05-30 12:02:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking hilarious
Balloon Knot has spoken!
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-05-30 12:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-30 12:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF is this?
Keep your sleezy ass porn pics to yourself please.
Submitted by Tenyuki (user info) at 2004-05-30 11:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mmm... treble clef.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-30 11:53:36 EDT (#)
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I will have nightmares about this.
You have the body of a man, but yet no dick.
WHERE ARE YOUR HIPS?!
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-05-30 11:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that really you?
Submitted by FearBenzene (user info) at 2004-05-30 11:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-30 11:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That is the gayest tattoo I have ever seen. And I have a pretty shitty one myself.
-2 for covering your bits and pieces