T. Money Needs Some White People To Help (1154 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 0.57 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Nigga (View user info) at 2004-05-30 14:01:34 EDT
What's up? It's T. Money again. Y'all ain't heard from this nigga because while I was recording my new cd, my producer wanted to clean up some of the lyrics. I was like, "Nigga, how can you say that you want to clean up MY lyrics? This is my muh fuckin song bitch!". He's white so he's a little sensitive to a brotha's issues. He doesn't like T. Money's first hit single, "Fuck A White Bitch, Kill A White Bitch."
So anyway, me and him get into an argument over that song. I told him I ain't doin' no white people Sesame Street bullshit song. He threatened to fire T. Money so I did the only logical thing T. Money could do.
I shot the white muh fucker.
After that, I dragged his white producin' Sesame Street punkass khaki wearin', hair combed the side, tucked in shirt self to the trunk of my car and threw him in. He was dead. I drove him to T. Money's house where I could bury him in my backyard, but it was gettin' late. I just dragged his body to my front porch and left it there. I'd take care of it in the mornin'.
Apparently some white muh fucka from across the street saw the body on my front porch and called the police and got my ass arrested. Stupid white people need to mine their own business.
I'm out on bail right now, but T. Money needs some help from a white guy. I need that white cracker, Jewtoast to represent a nigga in court.
One love.
T. Money
(my cd's gonna be out while i'm in jail. so go cop that shit)
User Reviews
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-09-01 01:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Nigga (user info) at 2004-05-30 15:52:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oops. I wasn't supposed to confess? Aight.. check this...
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Hahahahaha
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-29 06:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Akegata (user info) at 2004-07-29 06:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I can represent you. But I'll present your case in rhymes.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-06-06 14:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nigga.. you disappeared!
I'd like to see how your case is going.
Or something.
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-05-31 10:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jewtoast: If the condom don't fit, I'm off to take a shit.
Judge: What the fuck are you talking about? Order!
Jewtoast: When in doubt, pull the penis out!
Judge: Sit down or be in contempt of court sir!
Jewtoast: My client may be a gun totting rapist, but lastnight with your wife was a two fist anal fuckfest.
Judge: Case dismissed.
JewToast triumphs again!
Excellent.
Submitted by RateMachine3000 (user info) at 2004-05-30 21:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I never hated a race until I met you.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-30 21:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Nigga (user info) at 2004-05-30 15:52:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oops. I wasn't supposed to confess? Aight.. check this...
I was just playin'. I didn't kill the white dude. Nah, see, what had happened was... He was walking around in the studio then he tripped and fell on some bullets. he fell so hard that they implanted themselves into his head. I took him to my house and let him sit on the porch to recover.
That's what happened.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Best. Reply. Ever.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-30 21:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stupid white people need to mine their own business
Dont you mean "Dumbass honky crackuhs needz to mine dey own bidnes"?
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-30 19:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nigga if my ex-slave see's this hes gonna fucking kill me, thanks. I thought we were homeboys I even bought one of you so I could learn more about your kind.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-30 16:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...but sesame street had a killer soundtrack dawg...
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-05-30 16:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
T. Money, I've got a phrase for ya. Ignore all these haters.
Shake those haters off.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-30 16:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I took him to my house and let him sit on the porch to recover"
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-05-30 16:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-05-30 15:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those crazy, crazy negroes! UH! HOT PANTS!
Submitted by Nigga (user info) at 2004-05-30 15:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oops. I wasn't supposed to confess? Aight.. check this...
I was just playin'. I didn't kill the white dude. Nah, see, what had happened was... He was walking around in the studio then he tripped and fell on some bullets. he fell so hard that they implanted themselves into his head. I took him to my house and let him sit on the porch to recover.
That's what happened.
Submitted by KoolWang (user info) at 2004-05-30 15:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-05-30 15:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not funny, regardless of what color you really are.
Submitted by Jewtoast (user info) at 2004-05-30 15:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We will take this all the way to the Supreme Court if we have to. It is a case of racial profiling. They are targetting this poor young black man trying to make his way in the world for a crime he may or may not have committed. Is this justice? I think not. The media will have a field day with this.
Ofcourse, Nigga's confession here might dampen things a bit, but I have gotten out of stickier situations.
Nigga, please do not speak again unless you consult me. Honestly, confessions don't help much.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-30 15:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop pissing on our language, damnit!
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-05-30 14:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-05-30 14:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jewtoast: If the condom don't fit, I'm off to take a shit.
Judge: What the fuck are you talking about? Order!
Jewtoast: When in doubt, pull the penis out!
Judge: Sit down or be in contempt of court sir!
Jewtoast: My client may be a gun totting rapist, but lastnight with your wife was a two fist anal fuckfest.
Judge: Case dismissed.
JewToast triumphs again!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-05-30 14:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If only it would count this time.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-30 14:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, Jewtoast, I may need your help.
A custody battle for this little fella: ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^›
'Burns, you can have him on weekends and holidays. I want weekdays.
Submitted by FearBenzene (user info) at 2004-05-30 14:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Jewtoast (user info) at 2004-05-30 14:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will gladly represent you, my young nubian friend. We shall wipe the floor with those prosecutors. I have never lost a case!
Submitted by Tenyuki (user info) at 2004-05-30 14:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sho 'nuff. Wait fo' a boy like me to graduate from high school and from law school, then I'll help a brudda out. On da realz fo' stealz. Mo' money out bounce.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-05-30 14:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"After that, I dragged his white producin' Sesame Street punkass khaki wearin', hair combed the side, tucked in shirt self to the trunk of my car and threw him in."
YOU SHOT MY DAD!!
Heh. Anywho, I think Jewtoast should help.
He got OJ off, didn't he?
Submitted by anarki_2k2 (user info) at 2004-05-30 14:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
although your a racist white bastard, this was fucking funny