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Category: General

Rating: -1.65 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Darth Vander<aaronsebay2002.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-31 10:41:45 EDT


Seriously........women these days are far too demanding.........stupid sluts watch sex and the city and think they are so goddamn sophisticated that unless you make 200 grand a year, have rippling biceps AND be "sensitive" your fucked.......but who the shit are they? some worthless skank who has no personality so she hides it behind her overpriced designed clothes and idiotic friends "Tiffani! that bag is soooooooo cute!"

Jesus christ.......just take women out of the situation.....I dont care how hot she is.....we haev to teach women that we arent going to take it any more.......there's no shame in masterbation unless you get caught. Fight the power.

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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2004-09-26 19:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sex and the City sucked... So does this, though.

Submitted by Ruthy (user info) at 2004-06-01 10:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-01 10:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

News Flash:

"Sex and the City" is a SHOW. A DRAMA. Meaning, not REAL. And for the record, dickless, it's over. Mute.

You stupid fuck.

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-06-01 10:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bit my inner cheek, made it bleed.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-01 10:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-05-31 13:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Mmmm . . . tall, smart boys with glasses . . .

Darht, -2 for the lameness. Hang out with a better class of women and surprise yourself.

Submitted by modusjoe (user info) at 2004-05-31 11:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

There was actually some substance to what you said. I might have actually given you a zero if you had any writing ability at all, used less than 2 "...", or capitilized your sentences. But seriously, if you can't get laid, don't get all pissed off at the women. It's your fault for being a whiney, stupid asshole. You are always gonna like hanging out with your sex. If you want to go to a movie, it's always gonna be better with your freinds. You hang out with your lover if you want to get laid. That's why guys tolerate the annoying things that women do. To get L-A-I-D. You don't have to be rich and sensitive to get laid. You just gotta play your cards right. I am a scrawny, gangly, 6'3, glasses wearing computer nerd who goes on ubersite everyday and I get laid on a regular basis.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-05-31 11:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Go make out with an alligator.

Submitted by peyotesands <soviettankcrusade@f_georgebush> at 2004-05-31 11:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

AOL is so lame.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-31 11:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this, I think, is my 2000th review. Let's celebrate !



-2

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-05-31 11:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I have to -2 this again, because you fucking BROKE the AOL translator with this shit.



Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-05-31 11:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-05-31 11:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Die.

Submitted by RateMachine3000 (user info) at 2004-05-31 10:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Never post here again.

It's probably best that you smash your computer, then spend the rest of your days in the basement where you cannot effect people with your shitty aura.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-05-31 10:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm so glad I read this.

Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-05-31 10:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Isn't this the type of whiny shit you were just complaining abou wasting space?

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-05-31 10:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"but who the shit are they?"

-2 Billion for that line alone.

Come back when you're brain is no longer a pile of yogurt.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-05-31 10:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

".......there's no shame in masterbation unless you get caught."


I am not ashamed when I am caught.

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-05-31 10:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

...enough already.


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