You dont make friends with salad (1112 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0.81 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Darth Vander<aaronsebay2002.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-31 11:22:03 EDT
Would you like to now what is a fate worse than death? Being such a poor student that you are forced to move back home for the summer so that you must live in a shitty, 1 bedroom apartment with your "I dont have enough money to buy groceries, but I go out EVERY night" mother and your man-whore of a gay brother.
Yes, thats right....my brother is gay.....and to make matters worse.....he's my twin. Thank the lord we dont look the same (we're fraternal twins) but dammit, it really sucks when you know everyone is thinking "is he gonna turn out gay too?"
One time in our old apartment I DISTINCTLY remember my mother telling me that my girlfriend could never sleep over, even if her parents kicked her out and she had no-where to go, because something "might happen". One month after she said this, I walk out of my room....to go to the kitchen, when I hear a sudden rustling off to my side. I turn my head to the left and see my brother and another man.....CUDDLING in eachothers arms.......on the living room floor.....both of their collective junks covered nothing but a semi-transparent sheet with holes in it.....dear god I've never run so fast in my life.
It also doesn't help that whenever a really "gayish" song comes on the radio he feels the need to SQUEAL, then begin dancing up a storm in front of everyone. Shoot me now.
Bring on the -2's.
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Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-06-08 03:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a +1 post, but since people have rated this far worse than it deserves, here is a +2. Good luck with your brother there.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-06-01 10:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
If this were tommorow, i'd give you +1. But it isn't. Therefore you got a -1. OK.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-05-31 14:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Would the aforementioned salad be a tossed salad?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-05-31 14:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jack Handey-ish question:
If you hazve a twin brother that's gay, does that mean tyhat you set off all of his boyfriends' gay-dar?
+2 because I'm a drunken retard right nowe.
GO MEMROIAL DAY!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!
Submitted by RateMachine3000 (user info) at 2004-05-31 14:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-05-31 13:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop posting multiple times a day, you colon swipe
Bart will ban you good, not that you care or nothin
GO SOX WOO!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-31 12:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It sucks me that people like you weren't victims of the famous russian cannibal Andrei Chikatilo who ate children's genitals. You're polluted semen is what's wrong with the West.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-31 11:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shitty, even compared to the relatively normal shit.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-05-31 11:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So you think I care if you feel I'm ugly? You -must- be gay. Come out of the closet now and save yourself some disgrace.
You don't have to suck cock to get through basic. Whoever told you that obviously failed to make it and tried desperate measures to stay in.
This was yet another useless post. Why waste your time, or ours, with this shit?
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-05-31 11:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, your brother's gay.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-05-31 11:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you're killed in some kind of freak accident today that involves impalement and a blunt, comical object.
Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2004-05-31 11:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
btw godchicken.......I saw your pic........and you are one UGLY motherfucker.......I bet even the hookers overthere wont touch you. Whose cock did you suck to get thru basic?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-05-31 11:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop posting, you fucktard. Go do something worthwhile, like diving headfirst off a cliff.