Ubersite
Home - About Us - Contact
"We must become the change we want to see in the world" - Gandhi
Welcome to Ubersite!
Search Ubersite
Search for:

Most Recently Reviewed
  1. I'm Back!
  2. When will women stop sendi...
  3. Word Association Bitch!
  4. Wuthering Heights – A book...
  5. What's your Theme Song, Ub...
  6. Sleep now?
  7. Super Important Question
  8. Random Pictures II
  9. A Stoned Question
  10. Stop! Weathertime, Boring...
more...
Most Heated
  1. Sleep now? (79 heat)
  2. What's your Theme Song, Ub... (47 heat)
  3. This isn't creepy at all... (29 heat)
  4. Super Yum? (28 heat)
  5. Wuthering Heights – A book... (24 heat)
  6. 2012: It Could Happen... (22 heat)
  7. SPT, I know why Shlongy di... (21 heat)
  8. Stop! Weathertime, Boring... (19 heat)
  9. Super Important Question (17 heat)
  10. Le Post de Jeudi - Avec Merde (17 heat)
more...
Most Viewed Messages
  1. The Ultimate MS Paint: It... (1216870 hits)
  2. "If I cum now, will it be ... (774198 hits)
  3. How The Hell Do I Get Out ... (507691 hits)
  4. Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Ne... (427363 hits)
  5. Motivating the Weekend (383732 hits)
  6. How To Pick Up Chicks (352545 hits)
  7. Knockoff porn movie titles (327853 hits)
  8. My J-Date Misadventure (317737 hits)
  9. Masturbating on Skype with... (313778 hits)
  10. Badass Australian Cows (275470 hits)
more...
Most Viewed Authors
  1. Bart Cilfone (1572746 hits)
  2. S. William Moore II (1562185 hits)
  3. Razor (1536156 hits)
  4. JMG114 (1496972 hits)
  5. Sydeburnz (1433051 hits)
  6. MickGinny (1400425 hits)
  7. loki (1143751 hits)
  8. Jonukah (1084191 hits)
  9. VACANCY (1071552 hits)
  10. Sayonara (1065609 hits)
  11. weeeeep (1026954 hits)
  12. Obama Fofana (993893 hits)
  13. Yankees! (979697 hits)
  14. Tom (923202 hits)
  15. THE MIGHTY APOLLO (847621 hits)
  16. I Got A Life So I Don't Ha... (833598 hits)
  17. ++TIGER++ ++LILLY++ (815369 hits)
  18. Sorrell (805583 hits)
  19. Wally (797892 hits)
  20. RIP™ (778871 hits)
  21. Tremble, hetero swine! (760373 hits)
  22. Phallic_Cymbals (751918 hits)
  23. RON PAUL 2008! (749269 hits)
  24. HIDDEN101 (741484 hits)
  25. Will Zone (728033 hits)
  26. T then ToM (719901 hits)
  27. User Blocked (714453 hits)
  28. iddqd (701020 hits)
  29. kaos-king (687759 hits)
  30. kaos-king (670209 hits)
Click here to return to the list of messages.

Ubersite RPG 3: The Battle Continues (1226 hits)

Category: Humor
Labels: RPG

Rating: 1.68 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by Matt Maiorano (View user info) at 2004-05-31 13:38:52 EDT



BART: So JMG, where'd you learn how to fight like that? Jewtoast never stood a chance against you!
WILLZONE: Who're you talking to?
BART: GAAAH!! Where the hell'd you come from?
WILL: Huh? You mean you never noticed that the author is always changing up your party?
BART: But.... Jared was one of the best party members I've ever had! What in the hell do YOU have to offer?
WILL: I dunno. I just kinda appeared here, so I'm just going with it.
BART: Well shit. Who else is in this party?

Jonukah has joined the party

BART: Well, we're fucked. Jesus Jon, put some fucking clothes on.
JONUKAH: What? Where in the hell-
ZONE: Where'd the yetti come from!?
JONUKAH: Hey, don't ask me. I was busy fucking my girlfriend, and I was sure I wouldn't cum too soon. But noooo, I had to be whisked away to this magical disaster of a post.
BART: I don't care what your excuse is. Just put on some armor, will you? I don't want to look at your asshairs anymore.
ZONE: Look, a nearby treasure box! Maybe something is in it!

*Jonukah opens treasure box*

Jonukah receives Cloak Of The Elite (1)
Jonukah equips Cloak Of The Elite
Jonukah's Defense +35!

Kristen and Phoenix appear

KRISTEN: Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing with OUR treasure!?
ZONE: Oh come on, the guy was naked. Cut him a little slack.
JONUKAH: Actually, it's a little tight around the-
PHOENIX: No! We found it fair and square! We're going to get it back, by any means necessary.
JONUKAH: Look, it's all right, I'll just-

Bart, WillZone, and Jonukah have entered battle

KRISTEN: Prepare to meet your doom, boys! For we-
PHOENIX: Are the legendary-
KRISTEN: Twins Of Terror!
BART: Well ladies, I've fought all kinds of beasts in my adventures, so I'm sure you two won't be too much of a problem.
JONUKAH: Uhm..... this cloak isn't really my color. I don't think-
WILL: I'll get em first, guys!

Kristen uses puppy-eyes
WillZone is unable to attack!

Kristen and Phoenix: Dual Attack!
Phoenix Flame!
Bart, WillZone, and Jonukah are hit!
Bart takes 500 damage
WillZone takes 632 damage
Jonukah takes 247 damage

BART: What happened?
WILL: She's so adorable.... I couldn't hit her!
BART: Ahhhhh, Christ. Step aside, pussy.

Bart casts Flame 3
Kristen and Phoenix are hit!
Kristen takes 46 damage
Phoenix takes 3 damage

Kristen and Phoenix are bundling up something....

WILL: Oh my God, what do we do!? This next attack is going to finish us!
BART: We can only pray, gentleman. Let's just hope this is quick and painless....
JONUKAH: Here's your cloak back.

Jonukah is naked!
Kristen and Phoenix are hypnotized

BART: Holy shit! That's it, Jonukah! Keep them hypnotized with your body hair! Now, Will!

Bart, WillZone, and Jonukah: Tri-Attack!
MVA-Strike!
Kristen and Phoenix are hit!
Kristen takes 5492 damage
Kristen has died
Phoenix takes 7833 damage
Phoenix has died

*Battle has ended*

45000 exp.
10 gold
WillZone learns spell: Death-Zone
Jonukah has gained a level!
Bart learns tech skill: N00b-Away



RPG.jpg (20 kB)

Submit to Digg Submit to StumbleUpon

User Reviews


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-23 16:55:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-20 15:17:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-06-01 14:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's ok, Erika. We share a grave, if you know what I mean...*wink*

Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-06-01 14:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This would be much cooler if Kristen and I didn't die.

:-)
Phoenix

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-01 10:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-31 23:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-05-31 21:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

plans eh... oh... I might have some huge idea.....

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-05-31 21:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

you are giving electro ideas.

Submitted by gain (user info) at 2004-05-31 17:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i would have liked to see Kristen or Phoenix use 'kick in nuts'

Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-05-31 17:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

1 for the pic.

Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-05-31 17:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

That's it, I'm going to play Baldur's Gate again.

Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-31 17:23:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good shit.

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-05-31 17:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't know what's more pathetic: You making this post, or me being amused by it.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-31 16:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Everything you ever wanted to know about RateMachine3000
User id: 9047
Registered on or around: 2004-05-30 21:15:51
# Messages posted: 0
# Reviews written: 61
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 0
# Hits: 0
Average rating of all messages: 0.00
-----------------------------------------------

Nothing like NoobAttack2 to give you -1 damage.

Oh yeah.. and C, crazy frenchman.

Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-05-31 15:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Keep them hypnotized with your body hair!


No one should ever have to see that.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-05-31 14:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I hate RPG's and if I was a new guy I wouldn't know any of the charcters. Hence the -1.

Submitted by RateMachine3000 (user info) at 2004-05-31 14:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-31 14:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-05-31 14:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

As hilarious as i've come to expect.

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-31 14:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm lovin' it.

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-31 13:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-05-31 13:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

These kick all kinds of ass.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-31 13:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this was great, not as good as the last, but +2 worthy nonetheless


Time to fertilize the lawn. A couple of 500-pound bags should do it!

-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. Patty and Selma