It looks like you're writing a letter! Thanks, office assistant. (711 hits)
Category: Politics -> IraqRating: 0.36 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <Master.at.13.cc> (View user info) at 2004-05-31 18:49:28 EDT
I was writing a rough draft of an E-Mail that I was going to send to my boss in Microsoft Word, when that stupid office assistant, Clippit I think his name is, popped up. Just as I typed "Dear John," he reminded me that I was writing a letter and offered me some help. Being the diligent worker that I am, I busted out paint and owned him.
Hopefully Microsoft takes my advice:
User Reviews
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-06-01 15:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hahahaha
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-01 10:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i hate that thing!!!
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-31 18:50:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
.... I poured chocolate syrup all over my nekkid body ......
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oooh yum!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-06-01 08:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I hate that thing so much...
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-06-01 05:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Done before, but seriously, anything that shows that cunt of a paperclip dying deserves a +2 no matter how many times you see it.
Submitted by RateMachine3000 (user info) at 2004-06-01 00:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't bother
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-06-01 00:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me smile (+1)
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2004-05-31 23:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I've never seen anything like this. Honest. But regardless if it's original or not, this does not merrit more than a +0.
Submitted by angelic_scars (user info) at 2004-05-31 19:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How did you do that...through paint.... my brother has that also.... so u didn't make it up. neat I guess. I deleted microsoft word, talking paperclip= nightmares
Submitted by insanedoc (user info) at 2004-05-31 19:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is funny, but why is it in the Iraq category?
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-05-31 18:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Like they said. It's a good one, but this has been done soooo often.
Submitted by FearBenzene (user info) at 2004-05-31 18:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Moderately funny, but the idea has been done to death.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-31 18:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is so fucking original, I poured chocolate syrup all over my nekkid body and smashed my head against the wall.