priceless (862 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.06 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by u suck (View user info) at 2004-06-01 10:02:04 EDT
ok so i know we aren't supposed to post email and blah blah blah but
i thought that this was pretty damn funny. so enjoy!
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank
the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing
such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped! to the bottom of everyone's chair,
including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride
having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then
he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends.............$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion.............................$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui.........................$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy
of the bride humping the best
man.................................................. Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MasterCard.
User Reviews
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-06-01 15:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good story.. the odds are that this has most probably happened
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-06-01 14:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
like omg teh firzt time i saw thiz it waz lik so funny rotflmao but now I jsut hope you die.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-01 14:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"hence the supposedly part i didn't say that it was in fact
true. no need to be such a bitch. "
Amazing how you think you can interpret a bitchy tone from a fucking sentence. Learn to develop a sense of humor asshole.
Now THAT was bitchy.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-01 14:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
eh
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-06-01 14:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was great the first time I read it three years ago.
Today, not so great you pillow-biting, fudge-packing cock-smoker.
Submitted by McMuffin (user info) at 2004-06-01 14:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
funny
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-01 12:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not your own work. Not true. Forwarded email.
Submitted by indigogecko (user info) at 2004-06-01 11:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh. Not your own work, urban legend... but funny.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-01 11:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it would have been better if it was the bride with pictures of the groom sleeping with his best man but this is good too. :c)
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2004-06-01 10:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Even if it was true, still meh.
And completely out of order. Why punish the bride's parents? I guess so they would come down on her. But it's still not very nice.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-01 10:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i love this story, true or not
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-01 10:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hence the supposedly part i didn't say that it was in fact
true. no need to be such a bitch.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-06-01 10:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm
It's a bunch of crap.
only -1 because its still amusing.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-01 10:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"supposedly it is true . the header on
the e-mail even said that jay leno had
commented on it. "
Oh well, if the email header said it was true, then it must be true.
Submitted by Ruthy (user info) at 2004-06-01 10:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Would have loved to be there!! Not the bride or best man though!!!
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-06-01 10:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
F'ing great story.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-01 10:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
supposedly it is true . the header on
the e-mail even said that jay leno had
commented on it.
Submitted by Alfa_Veloce (user info) at 2004-06-01 10:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just great. If its true.