What is politics? (280 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.57 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jaybles (View user info) at 2004-06-01 18:53:16 EDT
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
#1 I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.
#2 Your mother is the administrator or money, so we call her the Government.
#3 We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.
#4 The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.
#5 And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad had said. Later
that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to
his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he
goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees
his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the
concept of politics now."
The father replies, "Good, son, tell me in your words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy says, "The President is screwing the Working Class, while the Government is
sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
User Reviews
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-02 00:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Exceptionally tiresome.
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-06-01 21:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is a little older than "Doctor Doctor" but a little younger than "Knock Knock". Fucking old is the point I'm making here.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-06-01 19:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Politics is when I smack you in the head with a board outfitted with a rusty nail at the end.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-01 19:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hee Haw. Do you make this sound?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-01 19:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The title of this should have been, "Internet Artifact on View at Ubersite Museum."
Submitted by euripidestrousers (user info) at 2004-06-01 18:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-06-01 18:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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