New Game: Bounce! (1304 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: 0.8 on 75 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Electro (View user info) at 2004-06-01 23:25:49 EDT
Yup, thats right... Another game by me... but the file was 1.8megs zipped and compressed and was too big for ubersite upload so, I used Yousendit.com (Trust me, This site is very useful, indeed.)
You can get my game here: "Bounce.zip" (1861 KB)
http://s2.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=AFD7AD87F91A0B603DC2F0B9ECDCF7BE
However, 7 days after I have posted this, the link above will expire and the download will be discarded off their servers.
Heres a screenshot of the game, check it out and lets see if you can win. (Yes, the game is finished... hopefully all bugs have been worked out...)
User Reviews
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-09-06 15:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BOUNCE 3 WOO!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-11-30 00:02:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmm... I gave ubersite this game and.... bounce II long time ago.....
And I have heard of requested for a Bounce III..........
So, should I create Bounce III?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-27 14:52:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuckj you
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-02-27 14:46:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You sunk my autism ship!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60691
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-14 00:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This link is expired... Bounce II is completed... I will upload Bounce I again then Bounce II and post.
Thanks all for making this post my first heated...
Now lets see if ye can do it again! ;D
Submitted by PurpleHaze (user info) at 2004-06-03 18:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
short but if you made it yourself you have alot of skill good game man.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-06-03 18:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
After reading through some of the reviews, I have this to say:
PolyAJ: Fuck off and die. You've really fucked your name on Ubersite, just choke on an enournous purple throbbing black cock filled with jism, and we'll all be happy, not to mention a little excited. UH! HOT PANTS!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-03 18:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The link above will expire in 3-4 days.. so if you haven't gotten the game, nows the chance ;)
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-02 16:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I told ya, I can't make a chess one ;) Thats alittle far outta league right now.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-06-02 14:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If there is going to be a chess game, I think it only fair that since my last name is Bishop I get to be in it.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-02 14:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it.
Although it took more time for me to download it than it took to beat.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-02 12:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no clue on about chess... tho, it is a game I do play some times.
Yep, I made this game and since it seems so popular, I think I will make...
Bounce 2!
And this time, instead of 1 racer a time, its 5 others plus you in each race...
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-02 10:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AJ at 2004-06-02 00:45:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Dibs on the LOTR thing.
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FUCK I HATE THIS IDIOT!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-02 07:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-06-02 06:51:09 (#)
Ranking: 1
Wasn't keen on it, but i ain't into this sort of thing.
+1 because you clearly have the skills.
How about a uber character based tactical chess type game?
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I second this. An Uber chess game would be cool. You have to make me a rook though.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-02 07:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because AJ got banished and 'Mang was freed.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-06-02 06:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wasn't keen on it, but i ain't into this sort of thing.
+1 because you clearly have the skills.
How about a uber character based tactical chess type game?
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-02 05:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Electro MAKE me the star of your next game. You know you want to.
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2004-06-02 05:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cool game, but it was too easy. Is this an original game concept? I've never seen a game like this before. Good job.
-Bus
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-06-02 04:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-01 23:57:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
This coming from the guy who IMed me the second his post made Best Ever, and the second it hit Most Heated. HA!"
Ooh! If anyone has Yahoo IM, my username's sebcharrot
Add me!!!!
ahem...
Submitted by moneyshot (user info) at 2004-06-02 04:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Electro, I enjoyed the game even though I beat it on the second try. I always enjoy your stuff. Keep it up.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-02 04:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AJ at 2004-06-02 00:10:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart... what the fuck?
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BAMF!!!!
Bart is teh awesome.
Now about letting squattail back......
WTF????
Good game electro
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-02 02:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Plus, if ye want to, I can be contacted on AIM.
I am Electro1178. :D
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-02 01:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yup, this game is all made by me from scratch... even the music and hand drawn graphics from paint.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-02 01:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is too easy. took less then a min to beat.
but good job at it. Just too easy...
-1 for easyness
+2 for smarts in programing and entertainment
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-02 01:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
plus, I think I will use Yousendit.com to now post my games... this would probably save ubersite some nice bandwidth and space. ;)
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-02 01:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, i can feel the heat generated from this post.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-02 01:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Really? whoa, that be cool. It would be my first heated post ever. :D
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-02 01:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry for spamming your post, electro. I still didn't like the game.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-02 01:24:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It will knock off my most heated post! Dang! I'm contributing to it right now!!
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-02 01:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
57, it's probably gonna be on most heated for christs sake.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-02 01:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Electro,
You must be happy that they just happened to use this thread for their long-winded battle. :) 54 reviews!
Oh and I beat the game. It was a bit easy but it's a great idea! It was very good.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-02 01:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why use vb? people use visual basic to write viruses and stuff... its a good thing I dont use vb... plus, 2 DAYS?!
I made this game in less than 2-3 hours.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-06-02 01:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok AJ, you should be good to go. Be nice.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-06-02 01:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sick of these fucking kiddy games I could make in two days with visual basic.
STOP.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-06-02 01:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SideburnS.. with the 'S'. Pay attention now.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-02 01:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lmao, its not that easy sideburn. ;)
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-06-02 00:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should make a game called ''Attack of the Autism". You should be the main character. Your goal is to pay attention. Do that and you win.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-02 00:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh...PWNED
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-02 00:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, It is true, I do have autism... Yes, it sucks ass and I have to deal with it...
It kinda feels almost like jon's Brain and Computer... except mine involves Autism....
Teacher:"Ok, everyone, lets learn about something... blah blah blah some boring subject..."
Autism:"Uh-Oh, time to make you zone out for a few minutes... this sounds important."
Brain:"What? AGH! You Can't... you uhhhhh... " zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Defeated!
Autism is a learnin disability... it makes things somewhat hard to learn and understand. 2+2=4, simple. X+B to some huge superman power and subtract something that looks infinite... screw that.
(If its easy and somewhat simple to understand, it clicks... if not, zone out time...)
But except suffering from autism, I am kinda normal.
Now if you will excuse me, I need to go fly off to candy land...
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-06-02 00:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm trying to cut down on my drinking so I'm staying in, I'm also quitting smoking so I'm angry, I also hate you so I am happy you've been frozen.
Submitted by AJ at 2004-06-02 00:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If that's what it takes then that's what I'll do.
Submitted by AJ at 2004-06-02 00:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BillsSBChamps. Write something entertaining instead of wasting your time on me. You could use all the help you can get when it comes to the first part.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-06-02 00:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not the underworld, more like the ''not logged in'' world.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-06-02 00:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not trying to kick you off the site, I just want you to stop spamming posts with negative (or positive) comments.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-06-02 00:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AJ fuck off you've been banished to the underworld. No one cares, we all hate you. Die.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-06-02 00:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mr. Electro. I hope you don't think I want to buttplug you now, because I don't. I'm just trying to apologize for calling you autistic--which you actually are, but it's not funny anymore. But.. I don't want to buttplug you. It's just what you can call me to get back at me for calling you autistic. No.. I got it. I'll call you something you're NOT.. so that way it's more of an insult.
Anal wart.
There, now accept my apology.
Submitted by AJ at 2004-06-02 00:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dibs on the LOTR thing.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-02 00:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and that is why, Bart is the kicker of all ass.
Why do I get the feeling that someone on here should write a story like Lord of the rings but replace it with uber characters...
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-06-02 00:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mr. Electro, I was just informed that you really are autistic. I didn't mean to use it in a demeaning manner. I meant to use it to insult you, but you really are-- so it's not an insult. And I'm not helping myself here. Er.. I'm sorry.
If it helps, I'm a buttplugger.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-06-02 00:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because of Bart, I never know what to think of him and then he goes and does this. That was fucking awesome. I had a shitty day and for some reason that made me smile.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-06-02 00:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AJ-- Bad spammer, bad spammer.
Bart-- Bad owner, bad owner.
Electro-- You poor, poor autistic boy you. Have a 2. Good game.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-02 00:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey! Let's all be happy and read my recent post! :)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34741
Submitted by AJ at 2004-06-02 00:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm just saying that it's been done before. If you want you can delete my -2s. If you want to ban me, that's your decision, if you want me to apologize, I can do that. If you want to take away my rating privs you could do that. If you want me to +2 the hell out of this post I can do it. It's your website, I can play by rules.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-06-02 00:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just because Kaelic did something stupid doesn't mean you should do the same thing.
If Kaelic jumped off a bridge, would you jump off a bridge too?
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-02 00:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know Elextro, I'm also squattail.
Don't tell anyone.
Shhhhhhhh...
Submitted by AJ at 2004-06-02 00:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and Bart?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28315
Kaelic's done worse.
Submitted by AJ at 2004-06-02 00:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, Bart. I don't like being called an asshole.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-06-02 00:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck? How about you stop spamming this post with -2's?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-02 00:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that hurts aj, it cuts deep.
Submitted by AJ at 2004-06-02 00:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don, you are an unoriginal sack of shit... and I got logged out of my account. My password has been changed, or Bart has banned me.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-02 00:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-02 00:09:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
Do yourself a favor and follow this process to make yourself a better man
- take glass
- put it in blender
- pour in a cup of bleech
- set for puree
- pour in cup
- enjoy!
How many times am I going to see the comment about a bleach smoothie before it starts being funny? Fuck, when Lord, when?
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Sorry, AJ was calling me unoriginal so i decided to go with it.
Submitted by AJ at 2004-06-02 00:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart... what the fuck?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-02 00:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do yourself a favor and follow this process to make yourself a better man
- take glass
- put it in blender
- pour in a cup of bleech
- set for puree
- pour in cup
- enjoy!
How many times am I going to see the comment about a bleach smoothie before it starts being funny? Fuck, when Lord, when?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-02 00:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-02 00:01:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
"on a sidenote, die."
Don, each of your comments has a derivative of this comment. Seriously, you call me unoriginal. You ripped off NationStates, creating an Uber nation... *yawn.* I +2ed it because I was in it. You admitted to ripping off Star Wars. You ripped off the poop poster. You use Billy Madison quotes all the time. If you want to call someone unoriginal you should have an inner monologue with yourself more often.
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First of all, if i admit i'm unoriginal, how is that an insult?
Second of all, the poop post i wrote myself, the Ubervania post i wrote ... myself without a thought from NationStates, after i wrote it i chuckled at the similarities between them.
Oh i'm sorry, i think Billy Madison is funny and i quote it... Oh God that hurts.
Do yourself a favor and follow this process to make yourself a better man
- take glass
- put it in blender
- pour in a cup of bleech
- set for puree
- pour in cup
- enjoy!
you're a toolbag aj, and until you get over yourself and get over the fact you are about as unoriginal as I am, then you're never gonna be a bigger person.
On a sidenote, die.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-02 00:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AJ...
Do exactly what it said between the quotes...
"Die." :D
Thanks.
w00
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-02 00:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"on a sidenote, die."
Don, each of your comments has a derivative of this comment. Seriously, you call me unoriginal. You ripped off NationStates, creating an Uber nation... *yawn.* I +2ed it because I was in it. You admitted to ripping off Star Wars. You ripped off the poop poster. You use Billy Madison quotes all the time. If you want to call someone unoriginal you should have an inner monologue with yourself more often.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-01 23:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thats cuz im a PIMP, bitch. Now get off my dick.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-06-01 23:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not a bad idea, but it was way too easy. I beat it on the second try.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-01 23:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This coming from the guy who IMed me the second his post made Best Ever, and the second it hit Most Heated. HA!
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-01 23:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-01 23:53:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm unoriginal Don? Coming from someone who's ripping off Star Wars that's a big insult.
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Oh a unique insult from the creative mind that is AJ.
Someday, when you're a 70 year old virgin, you'll look back on your life and wonder.... Why do i have arthritis of the wrist? oh yeah, because i'm an unoriginal douchebag, who has done nothing but masturbate to pictures of little boys while spending the majority of his warrantless life on Ubersite.
on a sidenote, die.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-01 23:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a sad little vagina, AJ. As funny as you think you may be, you're not. I don't consider anything on this site as an accomplishment, but rather as a way to pass the time. If you consider getting +2 on one of your unoriginal, unfunny posts an accomplishment, along the lines of going to school and landing a decent career, I feel sorry for you.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-01 23:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thx, ;) Yea, it was fun makin it too.
And true:
AJ is an ass. *Ding*
You win 5,000,000 points. :D
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-01 23:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm unoriginal Don? Coming from someone who's ripping off Star Wars that's a big insult.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-01 23:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not funny enough? Please. Fuck you, you talentless troll. Your shining accomplishment on this website was fake squattail.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-01 23:50:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AJ is wholely unoriginal, dont believe his bull shit
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-01 23:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was fun. I liked it a lot.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-01 23:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just for the record, AJ just isn't funny enough to pull off Jewtoast. But thats just my opinion.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-01 23:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The secret's out! Yazoo!
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-06-01 23:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Electro, forget them and their ratings. It shouldn't bother you what they think, because they're assholes. Awesome concept by the way. This is one of the few games you've made that I actually played because I wanted to, and not to just waste my time.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-01 23:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck does Spooner have to do with this?
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-01 23:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wtf, AJ and Spooner are cheating the rating system.
Aj and Spooner confessed to method and me on aim that they were JewToast.
Plus, I doubt AJ and Spooner even played the game.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-01 23:41:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just played this, and its actually alot of fun. Good job Electro.
Submitted by Jewtoast (user info) at 2004-06-01 23:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If your past games are any indication of this games quality, I'm sure Electronic Arts will be beating down your door.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-01 23:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What's the point?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-01 23:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tom is an angry midget. Im just happy Jewtoast isn't in this.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-01 23:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


