Evil Slumbers - Chapter 2 (788 hits)
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Submitted by gain (View user info) at 2004-06-02 08:14:09 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34766 - chapter 1
It was my third year studying architecture when I finalized the plans. I had studied every mass murderer I could get my hands on, particularly those whose murders were school related. The Trenchcoat Mafia held a special place in my heart. But, the Trenchies, along with every other group or person I studied, had one problem. They were insane. I, of course, was not.
The first person I wanted was the least important. Save the best for last. Frasier was the least of my tormentors, and only did it because his friends did. Frasier was also one of the fattest, most disgusting pigs I have ever known.
I moved to Iowa, where Frasier was working as a lawyer. I got a job at his favourite restaurant, and always made sure that I served him. I slipped various things into his food, from laxatives to slow working poisons, so even if I didn't get to kill him my way, he'd still die. The last time I served him was my fondest memory of him. Working in a kitchen for two years helps you to understand the properties of food. Specifically, how to prepare Habanero peppers so that they have no taste.
For those of you who don't know, Habanero peppers are some of the spiciest peppers that are legal. More than one will, literally, burn off your tastebuds. I ground up five of those magical peppers, about ten bites worth, and put them on his steak. I also added the restaurants secret ingredient, which to this day I do not know what it is, but it was very interesting. It had a delay effect on taste. Specifically, it made it so that he tasted the peppers after he had eaten half his steak. After screaming like the little bitch he was, he passed out from the pain. I guess it's understandable.
I wish I could have been there when he ate the hospital's Jell-O, and as he ate more, positively mystified as to why he couldn't taste it. And I wish that I could've seen his face as the doctor told him that he had no more tastebuds. I was however, lucky enough to see his face as he painfully died from the arsenic I put into his Jell-O two weeks later. The one bad thing was that he never got to taste what killed him. I thought that it was all suitably fitting. I slit his wrists with a plastic knife and placed it in his hands. One down, three to go.
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Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-11 19:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
needs more violence
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-10-11 19:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
forgot to rate
tee hee
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-10-11 19:30:09 EDT (#)
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"For those of you who don't know, Habanero peppers are some of the spiciest peppers that are legal. More than one will, literally, burn off your tastebuds. I ground up five of those magical peppers, about ten bites worth, and put them on his steak. I also added the restaurants secret ingredient, which to this day I do not know what it is, but it was very interesting. It had a delay effect on taste. Specifically, it made it so that he tasted the peppers after he had eaten half his steak. After screaming like the little bitch he was, he passed out from the pain. I guess it's understandable."
rofl what a bunch of gibberish
like omg lol
Submitted by gain (user info) at 2004-06-02 16:50:12 EDT (#)
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44 hits? DAMMIT!
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-06-02 12:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you should expand more and give more character deveopement. these are good, but too short and seem somewhat rushed. spend more time on these and write up a more in depth plot line. well, thjat's my suggestion anyone. they're good though.
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-06-02 12:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...well i thought it was good.
Submitted by Heimdallsman (user info) at 2004-06-02 11:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Interesting, but pretty flat. Chapter 1 had more emotion in it. I realize your narrator is whacko, but the delivery is killing the story.
Still, it's "worth reading". Looking forward to following chapters.
--HeimdallsMan
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-06-02 08:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good writing but I feel like I've read this somewhere before...