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Nugget Analysis 101 (1152 hits)

Category: Computers & Internet

Rating: 0.88 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Fetish just did Nugget! (View user info) at 2004-06-02 22:20:39 EDT


I have finally finished the analysis of Corn Nugget's stats, as she requested. As promised, this post contains her stats. Her stats are much cooler than mine for the following reasons:
1. I fixed the bug that ignored users who had non-alphanumeric characters in their name.
2. I am getting better with Excel... Therefore, I have included graphs of average ranking by day and number of rankings per day.
3. The graphs include regression smoothing to filter out allot of the random noise.
4. The upper 10 of the 25 Best users are shown in a bar graph.
5. Descriptive Statistics are now shown.

In case you would like to do your own analysis, you can download an Excel file: http://temp.bumtasticq.servebeer.com:3600/corny.xls

Here are my observations:
Corn Nugget gets very few -2s, this makes the Most -2 chart pretty much useless.
Corn Nugget's rating gets better with time. Most people improve no surprise here.
Corn Nugget has much better stats than I do.
Corn Nugget's ass is the eighth wonder of the world.

Note: I am not doing any more of these. Excel officially sucks.

Sorry about the large image, it is hard to pack all this data in it. Without further ado:





corny.gif (102 kB)

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User Reviews


Submitted by equaIizer (user info) at 2004-10-21 22:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Equalized! 3070101

Submitted by EricRice (user info) at 2004-10-17 23:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're so ugly that when you were born the doctor turned you over and said look twins.


Submitted by stevendurle (user info) at 2004-10-17 17:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Milk is good for you. 788594

Submitted by Fake_BargIed (user info) at 2004-10-17 13:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-25 06:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

...

Submitted by StabkiII (user info) at 2004-08-23 22:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't know what I was thinking. I'm sorry Fetish.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-23 02:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ETS: You are a good person. Your endurance through these shit posts to be able to -2 him is what keeps me going. You are a hero.

I can barely stomach any more of the shit this jackass writes about himself. (What an asshole!)

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's not over yet....you seriously underestimate my will!

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-09 18:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-07-28 22:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Old posts about me are just coming out of the woodwork tonight.

I fuckin' love the attention. I won't lie.

Submitted by FetishII (user info) at 2004-07-28 22:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Christ sucks balls.

Submitted by Christ (user info) at 2004-07-28 11:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Great post! +2

Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-06-10 19:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Great job nugget!!

Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-06-10 19:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Great post...you are a genuis.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-03 06:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-06-02 23:36:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

What tool are you using to automate your scraping?

iOpus?

I tried to post the results of bart's scripts on this thread, but there was too much information there for it to fit into a single reply.
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It's something I wrote in php. Basically it emulates a web browser, saves all that user's posts to disk, and then parses all that data to spit out a csv like text file. It's really fast, like 1 minute at the most. Excel is what takes forever.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-03 04:28:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oooh I'm on here.

Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-06-03 02:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Too many numbers and little math signs for this late at night. Plus I'm a little toasted. But you deserve +2 for th work you obviously put into this

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-06-02 23:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What tool are you using to automate your scraping?

iOpus?

I tried to post the results of bart's scripts on this thread, but there was too much information there for it to fit into a single reply.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-02 23:34:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-06-02 23:30:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

These are interesting... I double dare you to do one for me... you'll knock yourself unconscious unless you are scraping the screens and parsing the data automatically...

actually, don't bother. I've seen all this information about myself from bart's scripts. but this is cool.
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Yes, I'm scraping the information into a csv file for import into Excel. My first post about this explains in more detail.

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-06-02 23:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

These are interesting... I double dare you to do one for me... you'll knock yourself unconscious unless you are scraping the screens and parsing the data automatically...

actually, don't bother. I've seen all this information about myself from bart's scripts. but this is cool.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-02 23:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-02 22:33:32 (#)
Ranking: 0

good work.


nugget is out of juice though, washed up, tired.


***

WHAT?! Who is that, iddqd with no caps?! Cassiopia?! (I can't think of anyone else who doesn't use caps off the top of my head).

Outta juice my ass.

I'd post something new and spectacular to prove you wrong... if.. uh... I... could think of something to post about.

***

Fetish, you are so bad ass... I, too, love this shit... Now I have to go figure out who some of those people who like/hate me are. Thanks!! I owe ya.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-02 22:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-02 22:51:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

Fetish, you are my new stastical hero. I love this stuff, but your damn excel file doesn't open and I want mine done. I WANT MINE DONE!

Did I mention you are my stastical hero?
--
Maybe I should write a script that does this without Excel... I wonder why the file won't open... Damn Bill Gates... If I do anymore, squirrel asked first, you'll be next.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-02 22:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fetish, you are my new stastical hero. I love this stuff, but your damn excel file doesn't open and I want mine done. I WANT MINE DONE!

Did I mention you are my stastical hero?

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-02 22:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-02 22:41:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

Eh? Maybe?

Eh??
--
What if I make you an Excel file for you analyze yourself?

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-02 22:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Eh? Maybe?

Eh??

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-02 22:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay, at first I thought this idea sucked, but this is actually pretty interesting.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-02 22:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I might do one on AJ, Bart mentioned he had a script that does this and AJ's and mine have a few odd things in it... I'd like see if what his looks like. But, I'm not posting it unless something looks really odd with it.

Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-06-02 22:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

hmm. maybe this stuff should be part of the "user info" thingy...


wait, aren't there more important changes we should be searching (hint hint) for?

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-02 22:33:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

good work.


nugget is out of juice though, washed up, tired.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-02 22:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-02 22:28:06 (#)
Ranking: 1

Awww, do me!
---
No +2, no cute graph...

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-02 22:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Awww, do me!

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-06-02 22:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Graphs. YAY!

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-02 22:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ignore the rank column under the most negative effect chart, that's not's supposed to be there. It's an intermediate calculation.


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