Übersite's next evolution? (6142 hits)
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Submitted by gascs (View user info) at 2004-06-03 09:44:57 EDT
Hello, Übersite. I've been AWOL from this site for a while now, but I've got something that at least a few of you may like to hear.
I've heard some feelings of discontent with Übersite from a few users. I've also heard ideas of a "members-only" type of Übersite, where only quality posts survive and consistently shitty users aren't allowed to make posts. I've listened to complaints about a limited rating system, the search feature not working, lists disappearing...
That's why I developed pulseHEAD ( http://www.pulsehead.com/ ). Things are slightly different there.
Is it very much like Übersite? Yes. Very much.
Am I wearing ladies' underwear? Uh... next question.
Do I think it could replace Übersite? No. Not at all.
Will it be a nice complement to Übersite? I surely hope so.
I've done a lot of development on it, but I'm sure there are still problems. I hope that if you're using it and you come across one, you'll let me know. It's still rough at the edges, and changes will be made.
Currently, to get a user account, you have to post a message and receive an overall positive rating after 24 hours. However, if you would like to be part of the initial user base, just reply to this message with your email address (and a username if you don't want to use your Übersite username) - I'll email you a username and password, bypassing the initial "review" period.
Thank you, and good night.
http://www.pulsehead.com/
User Reviews
Submitted by MyOwnLittleWorld (user info) at 2006-07-21 13:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-16 18:52:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2006-06-16 17:55:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait, WTF?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-16 18:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2006-06-16 17:55:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait, WTF?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-16 18:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Christ.
Wow, the Uber elders sure were a cool bunch of cats. I can't believe I even read all those fucking replies. Garbage.
Now I see why there is such an elitist attitude amongst the top dogs here.
Bunch of fucking dipshits...
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-06-16 18:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-16 18:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Rating: 0 on 367 reviews
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-16 18:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rating: 0 on 374 reviews
That's quite something
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2006-06-16 17:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait, WTF?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-03 01:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YAY 5 USERS SIGNED IN
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-03 01:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-27 16:32:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
cockpulse is teh SUX0RS and getting worse
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Hahaha.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-03 01:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm one of the 4 users :(
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-03 01:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
First of all, you picked a faggoty-ass name for your homo project, dooming it to hilarious failure before its commencement. Also you are a horrible disgusting mutant.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-03 01:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just went to pulsehead (fuck yo' punk-ass capitalisation).
4 users currently signed in
Hahahaha.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-27 16:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cockpulse is teh SUX0RS and getting worse
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-27 17:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cockpulse is teh SUX0RS
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-06-11 22:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for my only birthday post.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-06-09 12:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It has begun:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/29884
He even said in the reviews he would do it!
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-06-09 09:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would like to try
shark25
thealmightysauce.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-06-09 09:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think it might be a bit more sporting to acknowledge, in the 'about pulsehead' section, where the site comes from and why etc. obviously you like lots of thigns about uber - you've copied them - so i think it's not quite cricket if you don't aknowledge that.
everyone going there from uber knows the deal, but others would not.
Submitted by Sidebruns (user info) at 2004-06-08 21:33:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TEE-HEE!
Submitted by Metal_Immortal (user info) at 2004-06-08 14:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 12:04:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Metal_Immortal (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:58:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
I still have no bunghole, but you guys gave me a Pulsehead name! I got an E-Mail from them earlier. Ha. That site sucks though.
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Dude, that's cool. You didn't add yourself? They must be desperate for members.
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I don't even know the fucking password. A lot of good that does both parties, eh?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 13:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
See comment above.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-06-08 13:04:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you were going to steal an idea, why not steal a concept that generates revenue???
Submitted by Arsenal (user info) at 2004-06-08 12:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-08 08:03:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
XFL
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HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH
That is great
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 12:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Metal_Immortal (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:58:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
I still have no bunghole, but you guys gave me a Pulsehead name! I got an E-Mail from them earlier. Ha. That site sucks though.
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Dude, that's cool. You didn't add yourself? They must be desperate for members.
Submitted by Metal_Immortal (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I still have no bunghole, but you guys gave me a Pulsehead name! I got an E-Mail from them earlier. Ha. That site sucks though.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-08 08:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
XFL
Submitted by sheeep at 2004-06-08 00:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Agreeing with malone.
Submitted by Faceless (user info) at 2004-06-07 20:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
User id: 3450
Registered on or around: 2003-11-05 18:15:15
# Messages posted: 21
# Reviews written: 171
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 230
# Hits: 6236
Average rating of all messages: 0.04
Oh thats right, I have another User Id because I forgot my password ceased working.
User id: 1776
Registered on or around: 2003-07-21 17:22:34
# Messages posted: 29
# Reviews written: 259
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 384
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Average rating of all messages: 0.33
My average is a positive number, now let me into you're stupid club I don't want to join.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-06-07 19:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That means no.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-07 18:59:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Asslee, pulshead needs you. Go there.
Submitted by Arsenal (user info) at 2004-06-07 12:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Penis Envy
Submitted by gain (user info) at 2004-06-07 11:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
gianthead69.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by Ashlee <fuckloggingin> at 2004-06-07 11:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-06 07:10:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is why it won't work:
Most Popular
(last 7 days)
1. polyamorousaj 420 hits
2. Tom 301 hits
3. gascs 279 hits
4. Bart 270 hits
5. Spiral_Abraxis 269 hits
6. Donitsu2002 255 hits
7. Sideburns 229 hits
8. SammySam 213 hits
9. Method 204 hits
10. hairsphincter 184 hits
AJ as #1?
That's not a sign of quaility. That's the same as seeing Beavis Peters listed #1 over here.
Fetish. Nobody cares what you think. Seriously, have you ever considered saying something WITHOUT mentioning one of your little obsessions? Someone once asked AJ if he could write a response without including another user's name, I really wonder if you can.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-06-07 08:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think this calls for another link to the great http://www.scoredatwork.tk
Honestly, whoever came up with that http://www.scoredatwork.tk must be one hell of an incredible-looking, physionomically chiseled, gigantically phallused genius.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-06-07 04:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are all sad and pathetic. Every last person ranting and yelling on this post needs to give their head a check.
Is Malone the only voice of reason on Ubersite?
Listen to yourselves. All of you are actively devoting brain power and thought to this "situation" where somebody has opened ANOTHER site like this one. Since when do you all take stake in Ubersite? Since when has ownership or webmastering responsibilites fallen on your shoulders for Ubersite? All of you who say that your User# and overall ranking don't matter are liars. It's obvious that it matters reading all this crap below. If you all didn't hold yourselves to some part of an "establishment" here you wouldn't feel so threatened by pulseHEAD. That's what this boils down to, you feel threatened don't you? If you didn't you wouldn't be getting all in a huff.
Razor, you need to fucking relax. Don't you have a life? Don't you date or have friends? You act like you owe Ubersite some responsibility to be a landlord around here and you also act as if Ubersite owes something to the posters. This sense of community you've built up is as strong as a house of cards.
To me and many of you, Ubersite is better than television, what's wrong with having more than one channel?
Malone
Lucifer Industries LLC
Submitted by Sidebruns (user info) at 2004-06-06 23:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tee-Hee!
Submitted by Metal_Immortal (user info) at 2004-06-06 21:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-06 07:10:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
....
AJ as #1?
That's not a sign of quaility. That's the same as seeing Beavis Peters listed #1 over here.
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Oh. I deserve that.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-06-06 19:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dude...i know you hate people posting crappy shit but your setup is going to limit your site to having just a handful of people and it will die out very soon unless it gets a stable base.
you should have set it up so that anyone can join but perhaps divide the front page into two columns....the first column having posts written by people with a rating of 0 or better (that way it would include new users), and the second column would have posts from those with negative ratings. That way, people have more of an incentive to post well written stuff because if they get shafted into the negative column, they are going to have to work a lot harder to bring their score into positive territory.
And you should definitely eliminate multiple voting on the same post: first vote counts, end of story.
These are merely suggestions. I hope your site works out for you.
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2004-06-06 19:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I will be happy to post things on pulsehead. I will not leave ubersite.
I will probably post more here than there, but that's not saying much as I hardly post here.
I will not have my account pre-validated thank you very much.
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2004-06-06 18:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, I checked it out. Will I join? probably not. Does anyone
care? Absolutely not. Are the majority of people on Uber still being
bitches about everything? Yes. Will I ever post here again? Possibly
in the distant future.
Pulsehead= extremely cheap ripoff of Ubersite.
Should Bart be worried or even care? Emphatically no.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-06-06 15:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
unknown97537.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2004-06-06 15:13:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
littledan
I want a pulseHEAD ID!
kornmunky44.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by sharpie (user info) at 2004-06-06 14:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think pulsehead a kickface idea, but I think I'll stick to uber. Although, I think its a freaking neato idea for everyone who thinks that uber is turning into a heaping pile of shit to move on. I am sick of reading all the posts dedicated to the sad, sorry state of uber. Fuck them.
I heart uber and always will. Gascs is cool, and I think that his idea for a new/improved place to hang is great. For other people.
<sarcasm>
At least he didnt try an do a Maddox ripoff, now that would be something to bitch about
</sarcasm>
+2
adam
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-06 13:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm on the MVA because of my one post.
"Naked pictures of my 8 year old daughter"
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-06 07:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is why it won't work:
Most Popular
(last 7 days)
1. polyamorousaj 420 hits
2. Tom 301 hits
3. gascs 279 hits
4. Bart 270 hits
5. Spiral_Abraxis 269 hits
6. Donitsu2002 255 hits
7. Sideburns 229 hits
8. SammySam 213 hits
9. Method 204 hits
10. hairsphincter 184 hits
AJ as #1?
That's not a sign of quaility. That's the same as seeing Beavis Peters listed #1 over here.
Submitted by hockyman (user info) at 2004-06-06 01:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Razor, stop sucking barts dick you homo.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-06-05 16:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Woof! Woof! Woof!
I think you're barking up the wrong tree.
Hang on, what the hell does that phrase mean anyway? Does a dog suddenly stop barking and go "Excuse me, my mistake. I'm supposed to be over by that tree"
What?
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-06-05 16:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah I tried that whole pulsehead thing but the A-Train of love didnt like my story so it has like a negative 3 or something.
Submitted by Catscradle at 2004-06-05 16:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Judging by the amount of bastards yapping on this thread, pulsehead isn't stealing anything. I don't see how it will hurt ubersite, as people will still post on uber anyway for the exposure (admit it, you're all hit whores at heart), and if it's another largely uncensored forum on the web, I'm for it.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-06-05 15:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
simon1571.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2004-06-05 14:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're assuming that the good writers will actually move to pulsehead, and so far I see only mediocrities. The difference with Pulsehead is that the mediocrities have locked themselves in.
Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-06-05 13:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
On ubersite, you need the shit to expose the gold.
This other site, by removing all bad posts will suffer from large, large, point inflation.
Submitted by Fixer (user info) at 2004-06-05 10:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone should start working on uberhead.com Blow them both out of the water and everyone will be sure to come.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2004-06-05 07:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think Pilsehead is a great idea. Really I do. For a few months now Ubersite has been overflowing with talentless gits forever complaining about how " the uber elite have got it in for them" OR that " post opught to be rated on content", thereby implying that they aren't, Or how pised off they are/aren't about some obnoxious pustule who got banned/got reinstated/lost the will to post.
Well, Pulsehead is their opportunity to stop frothing at the mouth and start producing something worth reading. Think about it. Of all of the users I've seen comment on Pulsehead ( and by no means did I seek out all of them) only Hair & Bart represent anything worth reading at all, and then only on Uber. The rest is straightforward copy and plagiarism. Kind of a sad commentary for pulsehead, but no reason why it has to stay that way.
This, then, ought to be a golden opportunity for all of you and Uber itself ought to benefit too.
P.s. Don't let the door hit you in the ass.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-05 06:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
w.at.baboon.us
fuck all who hate
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-05 03:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I checked out pulsehead and it is just a very weak rip off of UBERSITE. It has AJ as the most viewed author.
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE ANY OF MY POSTS ON IT!
AND IM THE 31337 /\/\4573|2!
pulseHEAD- what the hell kind of name is that?
-5!
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-06-05 02:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Since this looks like it's gonna be Most Heated for a while, I figured I'd make a few "challenges" to all my fellow uberers.
No, I'm doing this here, because I hate making "worthless" posts, and lack the credibility to get away with it without a negative rating.
So here is my challenge to anyone willing to take it up:
I would like to say a hitorical fictional series called "What If" posted by any user who thinks himself/herself worthy.
This post should be about either what the world would be like TODAY if Hitler had WWII, OR, if the USSR had won the Cold War. Add in interesting and complex characters and plot lines and you have yourself a damned good series that I would be dying to read. I hope someone sees this and does something about it, cause I'd love to see it.
PS - Whatever happened to that whole "loki is a sex goddess" thing?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-06-04 23:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"ScoredAtWork is a lame parody link site of boredatwork.com. BoredAtWork © Bart Cilfone, 1998-2004. ScoredAtWork's sole intention is to satirize, not plagiarize, and if you cannot come to terms with that, please make use of your extra chromosome to develop for yourself a sense of humour, twat."
I always like the exta small print.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-04 22:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did Bart actually write this: http://www.pulsehead.com/Message.jsp?id=36
Submitted by Metal_Immortal (user info) at 2004-06-04 19:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I took a look at this site and it's not so good.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-04 17:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you know what would be great?
If the Uberia scratch came back and wrote an installment about the pulsehead saga...
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2004-06-04 16:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
webmaster.at.ess2s2.com
Username: Ess2s2
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-06-04 16:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oops...
that's supposed to be .tk
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-06-04 16:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
www.scoredatwork.com is fucking awesome.
Submitted by Heimdallsman (user info) at 2004-06-04 13:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BigMike, as always, you say it best.
It's the replies to this post, and writing like it, that makes me want to try someplace new. I know none of you out there give a damn about that, but there are others out there like me.
I hope pulse turns out to be a nicer place than Über... although I know it will probably be much the same, eventually.
The hatred gets tiring.
--HeimdallsMan
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-06-04 13:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is BoredAtWork's next evolution, and it's awesome -- http://www.scoredatwork.tk
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-06-04 12:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-06-03 21:13:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
No worries, Miss President.
You may empty my bed pan now, Miss President.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA I love Hair. I got nothin against OLAS, but that was motherfucking hilarious.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-04 11:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-04 09:24:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
I just stopped by PulseHead and guess what I saw....tom reposting his Peer To Peer post.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA!
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I might go over there and repost my post entitled: "Tom's Mom Gave me a Golden Shower."
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2004-06-04 11:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah great, GO GASCS WOOOOO,
oh yeah, when I said Go I meant fuck off.
Oh one last thing, when I said WOOOOO I meant you cock.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-04 11:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HTTP Status 404 - /poop.jsp
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type Status report
message /poop.jsp
description The requested resource (/poop.jsp) is not available.
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Apache Tomcat/5.0.16
http://h-68-167-187-81.phlapafg.covad.net/poop.jsp?turd=fresh%20shit
This is fun.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-04 11:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BigMike - This post is for you.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35016
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-04 10:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DAMNIT AJ, you jerk, you stole my line.
I'm the one who bitches about the pixies and how "smells like teen spirit"
IS the goddamned pixies.
GO BLACK FRANCIS WOO!
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-06-04 10:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. I would like to state as emphatically as I can . . . "whatever."
Gascs put up a new site, similar to Ubersite. Wow.
Bart put in a lot of work to create Ubersite. Yup.
Who cares? On days when I get the time to spend a lot of time on Uber, I sometimes get frustrated because there aren't many posts worth reading on the front page.
Want a confession? I've sometimes wished there was ANOTHER Ubersite that I could check out on these days.
Ubersite kicks ass and always will. It will always be the original and the best, but I have NO problem with competition in the marketplace of ideas.
Tell me about how much time and effor Bart has put into making Uber what it is and I will say that he has done that all of his own volition. No one has made him do it. He has regected ideas about making Uber a pay-site or to limit membership, or to take donations. If he's out time and effort, it isn't because there weren't other opportunities to be rewarded for it. He has his God status here and one can only assume that this is all the reward he wants out of his labor of love. God bless him for it. Sorry to say it, but no one OWES Bart anything, because he hasn't set a price for his work.
However, saying that Pulsehead MUST suck because it isn't Uber is like saying the Rolling Stones MUST suck because they aren't Elvis Presley. They are both "rock-and-roll" but only one is "The King."
The times, my friend, they are a'changing. Get on the bus or get out of its way.
-This message brought to you by your friendly neighborhood evil capitalist/conservative.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-06-04 10:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"BigMike - Insensitive to each other? Cmon man. You have to be joking me. If what somebody writes on a website bothers you that much, you are really need a fucking vacation."
This is funny. I am on vacation this week. :)
I know that your comment is not directed specifically at me. But here is how I see it.
The problem here RB is that exact attitude. It's only a website so I can be as crude and crass and mean as I want to be. Plus it's anonymous so that makes it even better. It's not that what's written bothers me as much as it is that people write such stuff in the first place.
I have written my share of -2's but I don't think I've ever told someone that I wished they would die or written obnoxiously rude things to them for the sake of being rude. I could be wrong on this because I don't remember every single reply I've ever written. I have told people to fuck off, but I think I was being sincere in most of those cases.
It's just that whole "basic human nature" thing I suppose.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-04 09:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just stopped by PulseHead and guess what I saw....tom reposting his Peer To Peer post.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA!
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-04 09:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-04 01:18:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
AJ shut the fuck up, no one cares about you.
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Thats fucking hilarious.
BigMike - Insensitive to each other? Cmon man. You have to be joking me. If what somebody writes on a website bothers you that much, you are really need a fucking vacation.
(This is not directed at BigMike, but the concept he is talking about)
p.s This is the single greatest post ever!
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2004-06-04 09:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have read all the comments, this post's body and I have visited PH. I think that BigMike and iqqdq are right on the money.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-06-04 09:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everyone reading and commenting on this post needs to come to my house this weekend (just moved in...) and smoke copious amounts of weed.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-06-04 08:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=MickGinny&def=Ubersite%26pulsehead&a=S
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-06-04 08:40:17 EDT (#)
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i dont really have a comment, but i noticed there were 299 replies so i wanted to make it an even 300. does that make me O/C?
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2004-06-04 08:38:20 EDT (#)
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Mr. Zone, the tide is turning...
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=pulseHEAD&def=Ubersite&a=I
Submitted by rayford (user info) at 2004-06-04 08:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-04 08:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've weighed it out and determined that Ubersite is better than Pulsehead in three catergories...see here: http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=pulse+HEAD&def=Ubersite&a=I
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-04 07:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fluffhead was a man
With a horrible disease
Could not find no cure
Won't you help him if you please.
Lalalalalala.....
Am I wrong for not giving two shits about this?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-04 07:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-04 01:18:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
AJ shut the fuck up, no one cares about you
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-06-04 03:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
gascs, are you funding that site by allowing pop-ups and crud to go on?
Only since hitting it have I had this problem - is this how you fund it?
Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-06-04 02:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My only problem with ubersite as I see it is the ranking on posts. For me, a post that has 1.95 on 50 reviews is better than one that has 2 on 3 reviews. When I sort for best post ever, I don't want to see the pity +2's for shitty fiction beating out actual well done posts. Fix this, and I have no complaints.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-06-04 02:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow. These replies have given me some insight as to the real personalities that exist here at Uber.
Nothing generates insight better than controversy that leads to polarity.
Now, if anybody is interested, here's my 2 cents.
It's a website. Get over it.
Should gascs have solicited his site on Uber? Probably not.
Should gascs have used the Ubersite format with his own website? Remains to be seen. Obviously he respected bart enough to mirror some of the aspects of his site. Imitation is the highest form of flattery. He has also tried to respect the users here by giving them a format that is familiar to them. I find that interesting.
Should gascs be flamed in a relentless manner because he is trying to do something like this? No but unfortunately this is the nature of Uber and it only seems to be getting worse. I read every single one of these replies (call me crazy) because I had to get an idea of what exactly was going on here. I have seen every bad thing that I have seen on Uber over the past year, right here in one post.
Some of you can be so insensitive to each other, I swear to god. It's like gascs idea (and post) is a piece of meat that just got thrown into the pirahna pool at the zoo. The surface of the water is getting all bubbly with the ensuing frenzy. You are also attacking each other with as much vigor as the users who disapprove of gascs idea are attacking him.
I can't imagine bart is feeling upset or hurt over this. This whole website is based on the freedom to say or post almost anything with few exceptions.
I think Ubersite is great even though I've had my moments of doubt and frustration. I am sure that, with time gascs website may thrive as well. It's a big, wide world out there and there are many avenues for entertainment. I am appreciative of anyone who works hard to bring this entertainment to the general public.
Thank You Bart!
Good Luck Gascs!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-04 01:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think anybody is leaving Uber, atz. At least I'm not. There is no censorship on pulseHEAD, it is voted on by the users. If the users of PH feel that someone is not worthy enough to hold an account they will give them a score that reflects that. It takes a lot to get an average rating of -3 on PH, so someone has to be really bad to get kicked off.
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-06-04 01:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Does anybody remember that Nirvana ripped someone off? Anyone ever heard that little ditty called, 'Smells Like Teen Spirit?'"
Yeah, and Nirvana was a shit band.
The real problem with Ubersite is the trolling. You know how that problem can be solved? IGNORE THE TROLLS. This is a bunch of bullshit. The way to beat the trolls is not to pack up and leave, because that's really what they want to see. The fact that it often seems that 80% of the posts on Ubersite are shit doesn't stop me from enjoying anything. I even enjoy the shit posts some of the time. A large part of what makes Ubersite great is that anybody can say anything and have a chance to be heard. It sounds like PulseHead is going to be a G-rated version of Ubersite, where only what its "government" deems acceptable may be seen. Fuck censorship.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-04 01:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AJ shut the fuck up, no one cares about you.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-04 01:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One more thing...
Does anybody remember that Nirvana ripped someone off? Anyone ever heard that little ditty called, "Smells Like Teen Spirit?"
Look up the Pixies.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-06-04 01:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-06-03 15:19:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
And the next post your going to make, brown eyed is going to be about how you shit in your daddy's mouth and you will only need to use two words.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
*wipes tears*
Firefly, I may not agree with you and Razor on this topic, but dang lady, you da MAN!
Oh, GOD that was funny. I will chuck in a -2 because you forgot to.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-04 00:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-03 23:55:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2004-06-03 23:44:19 (#)
Ranking: -1
Bart: Thanks for coming to my party everyone, I'm glad you could all make it!
Crowd: Great party Bart!
random malcontent: Hey, he's not serving Bud Lite, there's lots of other beer here but no Bud Lite...
Gascs (yelling into megaphone mounted on top of SUV as he does a drive-by in front of Bart's place):
Hey gang, come to the party I'm having at my place. It's just like Bart's party except I don't know how to decorate and I have 5 bottles of Bud Lite in the fridge!
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Im sorry, this was really funny.
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Yes it was.
Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2004-06-04 00:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think a lot of people missed it among the mass insults being flung left and right, but iddqd pretty much hit the nail on the head with his reply. It's the shit that makes this site great... or at least... the complete tolerance of the shit. 100% freedom of ideas and expression that is not regulated in the least. Totaly_Useless posted the "about us" page from Uber and it restates the same.
Sure we get annoyed at the shitty posts, but they make the good stuff that rises to the top so much better, and life so much more interesting.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-04 00:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-06-03 13:27:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
just look at the people taking different sides! oh the drama! this is the most intense argument i've seen on Uber since apollo and shandy's argument.
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Agreed!
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The rating system here on Uber is FUCKED because of all the cliques and the "Oh, I'm going to give YOU a -2 because you gave ME one" shit. Ratings, for the most part, mean NOTHING. Like I told ole girl, Lojope... pay attention to the message that people try to convey- not to the NUMBER attached.
The people who go around worrying so much about their ratings are most likely the same people who wouldn't leave the house without their teeth brushed. (have you heard that joke... "I have enough tarter on my teeth that I don't even need to ask for anything to dip my fish in!"? Not that it would apply to me, it's just a funny joke)
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AH, but, I didn't -2 this because uber IS meant to be fluid... whatever happens- HAPPENS... that's it. Uber is whatever we make of it, and if our choice is to go to an entirely new site because you don't like this one... hey, do it. The new site will have JUST as many problems (most likely MORE) than Uber does, and the cycle will continue. Someone said earlier that a group of friends could easily black-ball someone... tru dat!
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Interesting to see how this works.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-03 23:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2004-06-03 23:44:19 (#)
Ranking: -1
Bart: Thanks for coming to my party everyone, I'm glad you could all make it!
Crowd: Great party Bart!
random malcontent: Hey, he's not serving Bud Lite, there's lots of other beer here but no Bud Lite...
Gascs (yelling into megaphone mounted on top of SUV as he does a drive-by in front of Bart's place):
Hey gang, come to the party I'm having at my place. It's just like Bart's party except I don't know how to decorate and I have 5 bottles of Bud Lite in the fridge!
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Im sorry, this was really funny.
Submitted by Therighteouswicked (user info) at 2004-06-03 23:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't think so....
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2004-06-03 23:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Bart: Thanks for coming to my party everyone, I'm glad you could all make it!
Crowd: Great party Bart!
random malcontent: Hey, he's not serving Bud Lite, there's lots of other beer here but no Bud Lite...
Gascs (yelling into megaphone mounted on top of SUV as he does a drive-by in front of Bart's place):
Hey gang, come to the party I'm having at my place. It's just like Bart's party except I don't know how to decorate and I have 5 bottles of Bud Lite in the fridge!
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-06-03 23:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart appears in this post over 20 times.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-06-03 23:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This post probably has more hits than pulsecock will ever get.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-03 22:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've gotta say that this thread got less and less intelligent as the argument wore on.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-03 22:12:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, in around 12 hours this post got over 2,000 hits.
Amazing.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-03 21:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well..at least it was an interesting way to get on the Most Heated List..and fast.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-03 21:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The Jello Pops merely want Bill Cosby back as their spokesperson.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-06-03 21:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No worries, Miss President.
You may empty my bed pan now, Miss President.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-03 21:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey now, keep reading them reviews, I apologized profusely for getting out of hand (I've been a bad girl, but seriously, I do it rarely).
Or at least I apologize profusely now.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-06-03 20:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who will speak for the jello pops???
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-06-03 20:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am officially boycotting this mind-head bullshit website.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-06-03 20:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-03 19:33:20 (#)
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Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-06-03 19:24:15 (#)
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"However, I'm also a part of the few elite teenagers in my generation geared towards the top, geared towards holding the influence in this nation, geared towards being in charge of making the decisions that will affect your life. "
0_o?
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Ô_o
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¿Ô_o?
oohlookanego
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-06-03 20:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.historyforkids.org/learn/islam/religion/shiite.htm
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-06-03 20:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jebus, I think some people need a green tea and a lay down.
No one here is a Bali Bombing victim, no one's head has fallen off, no one has an inoperable tumour as a result of PulseHEAD.
No one here is forced to go to PulseHEAD. I think it's an interesting exercise and I will visit, and fuck anyone who criticises that.
Does it change my Uber-ness? No.
Will it be my new home page? No.
Does it alter my appreciation of Bart's work and efforts? Fuck no.
Does it make me a lesser person to have fun at another site? (rip off as it may be and not a first on teh int3rn3t, may I add?). Jimminy Jillakers NO!
This is my PulseHEAD post - http://www.pulsehead.com/Message.jsp?id=29 It's the same picture as the first post I submitted on Uber. It's also a parody. It could have only worked there, and it's champagne-fucking-comedy.
Oooh... watch out, I may also send an e-mail to a non-Uber user today..
So much for Liberty. May she rest in peace.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-03 20:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2004-06-03 20:18:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
fetish, you're not breaking anything, you're going to a dev site that isn't set up.
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Godammit. I wanted to be the first to break something...
Submitted by redzone (user info) at 2004-06-03 20:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2004-06-03 20:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fetish, you're not breaking anything, you're going to a dev site that isn't set up.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-03 20:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://h-68-167-187-81.phlapafg.covad.net/index.jsp?start=1086223024457 That will break it too.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-03 20:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just broke Pulsehead. Go me!
Click this to see the nice error messages: http://68.167.187.81/index.jsp
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-03 20:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-03 19:59:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by your_brown_eyed_girl (user info) at 2004-06-03 15:38:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah Mystia,
Shake them haters off.
Then cry yourself to sleep at night wondering how someone doesn't wuv you.
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You are the one with all the haters you fucking cunt.
RB kiss my ass first and then I'll think about it.
Herpes, your megalomaniacal pot shots roll right off me
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Hey Mystia. Why does RB get to kiss your ass? I thought I was special. *Cries*
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-06-03 20:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yo
defiant713.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by Domochevsky (user info) at 2004-06-03 20:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll give it a try.
renzokuken_.at.hotmail.com
User: Domochevsky
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-03 19:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by your_brown_eyed_girl (user info) at 2004-06-03 15:38:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah Mystia,
Shake them haters off.
Then cry yourself to sleep at night wondering how someone doesn't wuv you.
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You are the one with all the haters you fucking cunt.
RB kiss my ass first and then I'll think about it.
Herpes, your megalomaniacal pot shots roll right off me.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-03 19:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would just like to say that youre all gay.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-03 19:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ack, I feel so dirty when I get angry.
Come to think of it, I have a lot of grass down my pants right now...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-03 19:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i was just trying to make people think, that's all.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-03 19:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bush got into yale because of his daddy.
Not his test scores, grades, or merit.
My parents are eurotrash, and a part of the intellectual elite. The intellectual elite is a far cry from the kind of elite bush came from. That's more the financial elite. Professors and public lawyers doth not make the money of an oil tycoon.
And I went way tangenty there but damnit, I'm tired and trying to write this whole team wars thing.
Sorry Yall.
Ill just go back to my post of loving everyone, handing out millions of plus two's, and letting people shit/stomp all over me and not saying anything.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-06-03 19:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit...wait. It was all an act, an in that fit of rage, Vivian accidentally divulged her secret identity as an Illuminati Queenpin. Only one out of every 1 093 328 232 girls has a shot at descending the rusty rungs of mediocrity and achieving ranking status in the world's most elite secret society.
Just for typing this, I'll wake up with a pillow over my face, only to hear a loud BANG and have my world seep into darkness. It may not be today, and it may not be tomorrow, but...
K, sorry Olas.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-03 19:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-03 19:34:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
I see...
I don't give people plus two's because I talk to them, I said "my two favorite people". They post my favorite things, I enjoy reading what they wrote the most. I haven't talked to aaron (bargled) in quite a while.
Also, I don't chat nearly as much as many of the posters here.
You know nothing about my life. I spend 8 am to 1245 pm at school. I then spend four hours or more every day at a prestigious ballet school, where I work my ass off. I visit uber fairly regularly, but as evidenced by the fact that i don't post that often, I am not as involved here as I may seem.
I do not spend 95% of my waking time online, I spend much more of it with my friends, boyfriend, and studying or dancing.
You are the one who has spent all day on this post. Not me.
I am elitist, it was bred into me by my eurotrash parents; I didn't choose them, but they have set up an amazing life for me.
What am I on top of?
Academics.
My perfect test scores and excellent grades may not attest to my intelligence, but schools like Yale and Harvard sure seem to think they do, as do employers.
The decisions I was just shitting on, though if I end up in a position of political power I will find my bsey comment unnaturally amusing.
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yeah, Bush was brought up that way, too, minus the balet. he may be the leader of the free world, but.....
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-03 19:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I see...
I don't give people plus two's because I talk to them, I said "my two favorite people". They post my favorite things, I enjoy reading what they wrote the most. I haven't talked to aaron (bargled) in quite a while.
Also, I don't chat nearly as much as many of the posters here.
You know nothing about my life. I spend 8 am to 1245 pm at school. I then spend four hours or more every day at a prestigious ballet school, where I work my ass off. I visit uber fairly regularly, but as evidenced by the fact that i don't post that often, I am not as involved here as I may seem.
I do not spend 95% of my waking time online, I spend much more of it with my friends, boyfriend, and studying or dancing.
You are the one who has spent all day on this post. Not me.
I am elitist, it was bred into me by my eurotrash parents; I didn't choose them, but they have set up an amazing life for me.
What am I on top of?
Academics.
My perfect test scores and excellent grades may not attest to my intelligence, but schools like Yale and Harvard sure seem to think they do, as do employers.
The decisions I was just shitting on, though if I end up in a position of political power I will find my bsey comment unnaturally amusing.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-06-03 19:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I really don't have an opinion about this. Weird feeling.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-06-03 19:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I happen to think that brown eyed girl is cutting these people fairly nicely.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-03 19:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-06-03 19:24:15 (#)
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"However, I'm also a part of the few elite teenagers in my generation geared towards the top, geared towards holding the influence in this nation, geared towards being in charge of making the decisions that will affect your life. "
0_o?
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Ô_o
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-03 19:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Brown eyed girl is most likely a preppy little cunt who doesn't let her boyfriends go past second base, because she's too prude and stuck up
Shut the fuck up and go back to instant messenger.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-06-03 19:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
for what its worth, i think PAS's comments are quite balanced and reasonable.
and as ever, another STD suggestion to be ignored and ridiculed:
somewhere down the line: uber champ v. pulsehead champ (assuming they are different people).
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-03 19:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Brown eye you suck worse than Firefly, get a fucking life, or better yet end it. You make snuggles vey mad.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-06-03 19:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"However, I'm also a part of the few elite teenagers in my generation geared towards the top, geared towards holding the influence in this nation, geared towards being in charge of making the decisions that will affect your life. "
0_o?
Submitted by your_brown_eyed_girl (user info) at 2004-06-03 19:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OLAS,
You are undoubtedly part of the pack of little twerps that spend 95% of their waking life online, and thus brings in the annoying-as-hell 'AOL' type habits onto Uber. I am not going to tell you who else you might know me as.
1) I never called you a wuv bunny.
2) pulseHEAD is that much worse for it.
3) http://www.ubersite.com/m/34895#572858 You are biased because you give +2's to all of those you chat to, no matter how shit the post.
4) Why do I have to have addressed you in the past to call you a loser? Well, here is your cordial invite to address me. YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER.
Don't give me that upper echelon shit. If you really think that way about yourself, no wonder you come across as such a pretentious little elitest turd on this site. What exactly is it that you are "ON TOP" of? Hmmm? Perhaps your festering bedsores from sitting on your ass in front of Uber all day? Impressive. What are you doing that 'gears you up' for taking over the world? Sweet fuck, delusions of grandieur anyone?
Being a teenager does not make you a loser. YOU make you a loser.
The only decision that you will ever make that will effect my life will be the day you decide to take about 120 aspirin too many and CC me the note that went along with it. Then, I will party. And hard at that.
Holy shit... "elite teenagers of my generation"... good lord, I am going to be laughing at that statement for a while. Can you jump 50 feet and shoot lasers out of your ass? HAHAHA! Fuck.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-06-03 19:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what a madhouse!
i expect this to be front page on newspapers across the globe tomorrow!
whatever gacs real intentions were, they will no doubt be swamped beneath this tide of speculation and hysteria.
one interesting psychological tidbit - i wonder to what extent the opportunity to get established on the pulsehead mva list will motivate people to post there?
has the bart made a public address on this matter yet?
the ubersaga continues...
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-06-03 19:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll post on both sites just for the sake of getting more insight for my writing.
UG_A_LY.at.hotmail.com - ugaly
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-03 18:58:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your_brown_eyed_girl...
"I pray that polyfagorousAGAY, Sidebruns and his legions of wuv bunnies, ohlookarat, and the rest of the fucking losers on this site stay out of there. That way, unbias"
Okay, wow. Who the fuck are you? I honestly don't know. How did I get drawn into this?
I'm assuming ohlookarat is referring to me.
First, just because I'm not an asshole to people I don't know doesn't mean I'm a "wuv bunny".
Second, I'm not staying out of there, already registered.
Third, HOW AM I BIASED!?
Fourth, I'm a fucking loser now? As far as I recall you've never addressed a word to me and I've never addressed a word to you.
A loser.
Hm..
No, I don't think so.
What entails being a loser? Being a teenager? Okay, guilty.
However, I'm also a part of the few elite teenagers in my generation geared towards the top, geared towards holding the influence in this nation, geared towards being in charge of making the decisions that will affect your life.
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-06-03 18:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This sounds like a good idea... as long as it stays a brother to Uber. The idea of keeping some of the serious idiots out is tempting, but is this just going to insight a war over whom is elite or not?
In the end will this site end up being a competitor to uber with people taking one side or another?
Will the masses accumulate on the different sides and sign on the other or the sheer amusement of bashing their enemy site?
Will this lead to hatred and scorn among the users of each?
Will friendships be destroyed and wars fought?
Could this eventually lead to the first world war of the internet?
I don't know, but I'm interested. Sign me up if you see fit.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-06-03 18:44:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'm just mad about Safron,
and Safron's just mad about me.
I'm just mad about me,
and she's just mad about me..."
Take it away Uberers!!
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2004-06-03 18:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Donitsu2002 - I sent you an email earlier with your username & password. Didn't get it?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-03 18:24:10 EDT (#)
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Screwball, i retired from Uber recently but i'd like to sign up for this
Donitsu2002.at.juno.com
Submitted by your_brown_eyed_girl (user info) at 2004-06-03 18:10:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-06-03 17:20:26 (#)
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So this is what has been going on today - damn work.
I'm leaving so I have not read all of the replies, but I do wonder where someone who has this as their sole contribution can point at AJ, Sideburns or anyone and claim that they only post crap: http://www.ubersite.com/m/33109
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I never said anything about posting quality myself, Loki.
You may be right, but you cannot say that I am wrong...
And razor. Wow man, you are a SPAZ!
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-06-03 18:10:14 EDT (#)
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You guys crack me up.
Bart, you ever thought of selling Uber-themed tshirts and coffee cups through cafepress.com?
If people will devote whole posts and afternoons to arguing about ubersite, sure shootin' they'll buy Ubersite products, and make you a few bucks along the way
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-03 17:44:54 EDT (#)
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Snuggles says fuck off Firefly you are a whiny twit. Who the fuck cares about this other site. Its not like he stole the idea and made millions off it.
Submitted by gascs at 2004-06-03 17:36:31 EDT (#)
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well, then, color me dishonorable.
I think it's hilarious that bart, who is pretty much the only one with right to get pissed off about this, is not even a tenth as pissed off as some other users.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-06-03 17:35:21 EDT (#)
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Evolution?
Surely you mean devolution?
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-06-03 17:34:46 EDT (#)
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How is that the *only* honourable thing to do?
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-06-03 17:30:40 EDT (#)
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The only honorable thing to do is to take pulsehead down and scrap it as a bad idea.
If you leave it up, that makes you just about the most dishonorable person I have ever come across.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-06-03 17:28:38 EDT (#)
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Good for you gascs, in the past you've done a lot for Uber and this website will be doing a service to all those people ,who more than anything want their writing to be read by a wide audience. They might already be posting on more sites than just Uber.
But personally, I'm more than likely staying here. This is my virtual 'home from home' & I like most of the people who come here.
As for the remarks that you are stealing users away, I think that is bullshit. If people were going to leave they would have done it by now. They might choose to belong to both websites. I would prefer a return to the days when there were less users on Uber, so gascs, if you make Uber less busy, I have no beef at all with that.
Thanking you
PAS
Submitted by SammySam (user info) at 2004-06-03 17:25:55 EDT (#)
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Hey I'll give it a whirl
Fix the font though, or something. I'm not sure what it is but your site really really really hurts my eyes. I don't think it'll replace ubersite.
Username: SammySam E-mail: SammySamFF1.at.aol.com
Seriously though Ubersite is just easier to look at, among many other things.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-06-03 17:20:26 EDT (#)
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So this is what has been going on today - damn work.
I'm leaving so I have not read all of the replies, but I do wonder where someone who has this as their sole contribution can point at AJ, Sideburns or anyone and claim that they only post crap: http://www.ubersite.com/m/33109
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-03 17:06:29 EDT (#)
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Not bad.
I need to learn some PHP myself.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2004-06-03 17:00:43 EDT (#)
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Not too long - I started about the 13th of May and ended about the 27th. About two weeks.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-03 16:55:50 EDT (#)
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How long have you been making this?
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2004-06-03 16:54:25 EDT (#)
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gain - just post your email address, anybody can get it.
Yes, it is my server, and yes, I pay for hosting. Right now, the only thing on it is pulsehead.
Submitted by gain (user info) at 2004-06-03 16:51:35 EDT (#)
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it's spinoffs like this that i don't like. you even kept similar colours.
Submitted by gain (user info) at 2004-06-03 16:50:55 EDT (#)
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lets face it. Ubersite wouldn't be uber without the shit. i won't stop coming here until every single reason to come here is gone
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-06-03 16:45:57 EDT (#)
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I liked the fact you were trying to make a change for the positive, but I don't think it can work.
We all have friends and enemies, you can't change that.
What Bart does with his site is his choice, just like what you do with your site is your choice.
It's nearly impossible to be totally apathetic to everyone and every post so in the long run it won't make a difference.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-06-03 16:45:41 EDT (#)
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Doesn't sound like too bad an idea
ironmaiden_kickass.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-03 16:45:30 EDT (#)
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Gascs, do you pay for hosting? or do you have your own server?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-06-03 16:38:45 EDT (#)
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I don't care if everyone goes there. If people don't care that his site is a rip off and are going to go there that is their business. I am not going to go their that is my choice, other people will go there and that is there choice.
It is interesting that once a site because popular how people without their own creative thoughts spawn copy cat sites. People are going to go to pulsehead becuase ubersite is popular and pulsehead is not and because they think they are going to have things the way that they want it. If that site does eventually out due ubersite people will start to hate it because it is a cheap knock off of someone elses work. I consider pulsehead the Britney Spears of ubersite.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-06-03 16:37:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-03 15:09:12 (#)
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Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-03 14:48:19 (#)
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***WARNING***
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WTF is your problem anyway?
If people are friends here and want to taunt, joke, or lighten up a situation by chatting on a thread who the fuck cares?
I don't see a rule anywhere that says"Thou shall not ever chat on a thread"
Lighten up RB sometimes you are truly just plain arrogant and crude to people who have done nothing to you.
I'm off to work.
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I wonder if RB drew any tears...
There is no rule that says "Thou shall not ever chat on a thread", but when you do it, and someone makes a crack at you for it, accept it. Don't be arrogant and crude to people who have spoken their opinion. There is no rule that says "Thou shall not pick on some chatty fucks".
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-03 16:37:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-06-03 16:35:29 (#)
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Damn, Gascs. This is how you do it.
"Listen, I apologize if I've offended you fucking morons. I never meant to piss anybody off with this, except for Razor, that sack of shit, but I don't want to get into a dirty fight with anybody else. I only did this to provide an alternative to those users who were disenchanted, frustrated, or just looking for things that aren't on this piece of shit site. If you don't like it, fine, go hang yourself. You're entitled.
I've already told Bart to go fuck himself, and I think he is doing that presently."
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I laughed at that.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-06-03 16:35:29 EDT (#)
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Damn, Gascs. This is how you do it.
"Listen, I apologize if I've offended you fucking morons. I never meant to piss anybody off with this, except for Razor, that sack of shit, but I don't want to get into a dirty fight with anybody else. I only did this to provide an alternative to those users who were disenchanted, frustrated, or just looking for things that aren't on this piece of shit site. If you don't like it, fine, go hang yourself. You're entitled.
I've already told Bart to go fuck himself, and I think he is doing that presently."
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-03 16:34:03 EDT (#)
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spiralabraxis.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-03 16:31:05 EDT (#)
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I cant decide wether this post or the CC one, has the funnier replies.
Kristen - You know you want it.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2004-06-03 16:28:28 EDT (#)
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Listen, I apologize if I've offended you. I never meant to piss anybody off with this, and I don't want to get into a dirty fight with anybody. I only did this to provide an alternative to those users who were disenchanted, frustrated, or just looking for things that aren't on this site. If you don't like it, fine, that's your opinion. You're entitled.
I've already apologized to bart, and he's not pissed off about this.
Submitted by your_brown_eyed_girl (user info) at 2004-06-03 16:27:32 EDT (#)
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Razor,
I apologize. I don't have the luxury of knowing how much time bart spends on this site.
It would be nice to know how much modification other than Ubermadness! that was just huge, and petitions to ban people bart does to this site based on people's requests. bart? Care to share?
You can be as stubborn as you like, but some people want more out of this place and are going to get it at pulsehead.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-06-03 16:27:10 EDT (#)
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i dont know if this has been said because i do not have the patience to read through all these replies, but firefly and a few others are making sure that pulsehead will have a good chance of success considering the traffic this post will have for days on the most heated list.
if you think your negative comments will sway people from establishing accounts on pulsehead, you're WRONG!
any advertisement is good advertisement.
reading some of the replies is like watching a soap opera.
jumpin jesus! i have a website with a forum, i got the idea from uber. am i a thief?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-06-03 16:27:03 EDT (#)
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Why don't you go back to your site. Didn't you steal it so that you wouldn't need uber anymore.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-06-03 16:25:35 EDT (#)
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you know what you can take as many uber users as you want, this site will still be great especially without you.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-06-03 16:24:03 EDT (#)
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SNEAK ATTACK!
*pinches RB's butt*
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-03 16:23:43 EDT (#)
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""""Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-06-03 15:21:52 (#)
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i dont know how i feel about this.
i mean... i get the feeling its going to pull ubersite users away.
i know you could theoretically post it at both places, but most people wont be arsed to do that.
maybe make it a front end for ubersite, where only posters with a positive overall uber rating are shown?
+2 for ideas. """"
Matt said ARSED I saw it!!! he did!! he said arsed.
with regards to this whole thing?
dunno. i likes gascs, his site looks okay but lets face it dudes, this is the INTERWEB.
I post on aisle13, v.similar to uber