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Why pulseHEAD might work (646 hits)

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Submitted by TMA (View user info) at 2004-06-03 18:18:06 EDT


Why pulseHEAD might work
A Poem by the Masked Assailant

What once was a shining site known only to few
Became overpopulated one day
and rather annoying too

The place was teaming with talent
The writers were great
and then along came Aimee, McBain, and even TMA

The haven for writers quickly fell apart
But was mercifully saved, Before it was too late
By a redeemer we all knew as Mr. Madness
First name Uber

The rounds were long and the voting was sparse
But the quality of posts regained our old love
For a website we all cherished
and a place we called home

After the contest ended
The site became flooded
Much like that of the Dominican Republic
Only for us, the waters were not made from rain
But from numerous punks
And this time not McBain

So a person on the site came up with an idea
A new place to call home, to seek independence
But this time around, rules would be adopted
And if that person was no good,
Then they too would need an adoption

However, I must add
One old-timer we shall call Razor
Flamed the idea and got red with anger
He told this person we shall call Gascs
That if he were to start a new site
Sabotage and boycott would surely be established

So what is one to do, post in the new land
Or return back to home?
In the meantime I will just post to them both
Until next time when our problems are fixed
This is one Ubersiter that has learned not to bitch!

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-21 22:55:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-21 22:45:28 (#)
Ranking: 0

Pulsehead is like the Canada of the interweb.

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HAHAHAHA

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-21 22:45:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Pulsehead is like the Canada of the interweb.

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-03 22:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It didn't rhyme.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-03 22:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

This is for putting your images on the desktop.



Tard.

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-06-03 18:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

funnee TMA, rare but nice.

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-06-03 18:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

stop.

Submitted by PurpleHaze (user info) at 2004-06-03 18:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sure thing man, i don't mean to bash you, well I do, but its the pulse head thing, not you man.

Submitted by TMA at 2004-06-03 18:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

PurpleHaze,

thanks for reading it :-)

Submitted by PurpleHaze (user info) at 2004-06-03 18:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

not this shit again, stop advertising.


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