Yeah, Maddox should eat shit. (2472 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: -1.48 on 51 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Muddy Mudskipper (View user info) at 2004-06-04 03:31:37 EDT
I'm sure most of you have noticed. Ever since the beginning of 2004, that mother fucker Maddox, with his page that WAS the best in the universe for mindless bitching about this and that, has ceased to make me laugh. So I wrote him a letter, and I thought I'd share, being that sharing is caring and all that cool shit.
My letter to Maddox
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You are no longer funny. Maybe you are busy, out of "creative energy", or just tired of doing a good job on your site. Stop writing. Please. Ever since your 1-26-04 "Garfield sucks" piece, your website no longer amuses me. What the fuck were you thinking? Run out of stuff to bitch about? You are, excuse me, were, good at bitching. But no. You give us a great essay on "real men" which was awesome, then you try and force feed your audience with something even a goddamn 5 year old knows. You were funny up until that post. GODDAMN YOU. I'm sure you are telling yourself right now, fuck this guy, I don't give a shit, I'm Maddox. That's fine. It dosn't change the fact that your writing is shit, and you fucked up a great idea. Your writing is the same every time. FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK man, I feel sorry for you. How could you let such a thing happen? Your opinion on illegal aliens was awesome. Fuck you. Goddamn you for fucking up. Don't post anything else, please, unless of course you can pull your head out of your ass.
Die
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That's all I have to say about that. Someone please destroy his website. People still think he is funny, and that is a goddamn crime.
User Reviews
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-31 06:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ahhh i remember John Madden, now there was a American Football game
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-01-31 05:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-08-20 15:14:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOO-HOOOO
+2 FOR EVERYONE!!
FUCK UBER...FIGHT THE POWER!
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haha
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-28 01:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-28-19 01:33:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
There is a solid page of ok writing with -2s. That is stupid. I am weeding it all out by giving every one of them a +2; that way posts that have -1.67 with 120+ reviews gets worst ever.
Submitted by TragicKingdom (user info) at 2005-10-05 18:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post was retarded. Take this guys advice.
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Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-10-05 18:26:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Why does it even matter to you? You're obviously the kind of dumbfuck retard who laughs like "HUH-HUH-HUH" and thinks shit like 'Dude, Where's My Car?' is funny. Maddox is awesome and you're a shithead, now crawl back to your hole and play with your dirt.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-10-05 18:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why does it even matter to you? You're obviously the kind of dumbfuck retard who laughs like "HUH-HUH-HUH" and thinks shit like 'Dude, Where's My Car?' is funny. Maddox is awesome and you're a shithead, now crawl back to your hole and play with your dirt.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-12 12:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, you don't like his site, so he should shut it down. Instead of forcing shitty articles down the throats of others, he should just post all his stuff on his own obscure IP that people can access if they choose to by typing www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com into their web-browsers.
Submitted by Mitchell (user info) at 2004-10-31 00:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 for being abosolutly right that his entries are sucking.
automatic -500 for disliking maddox
Submitted by bdakotac (user info) at 2004-10-30 23:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have enjoyed his site, and I still check it. However, it is not as good as it used to be. It seems to happen to artists. As they become successful, their ego grows, they lose their sense of detachment, and their art suffers.
Submitted by onejupiter (user info) at 2004-09-04 00:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-08-20 15:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOO-HOOOO
+2 FOR EVERYONE!!
FUCK UBER...FIGHT THE POWER!
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think Maddox's response was so much better than the initial critique, and then the childish third installment from...well, it's unimportant, he's a nobody, sealed the deal.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who fucking cares if YOU'RE amused, dipshit?
Wanna good laugh? Look at your little pecker and have yourself a laugh riot.
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a fucking moron. Just because someone doesn't amuse your stupid dumbfuck humor, doesn't mean he isn't funny. I'd like to see you make a damn site on the internet that has so many hits and have so many people hate you, and not give a shit. Ok die. There I said it in one word. Die. Now two words. I'm bored.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"You give us a great essay on "real men" which was awesome"
That was so much ripped off from RB.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18413
11/13/2003
Maddox posted his on 12/08/2003. Rip. Off.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He got beaten by another wordsmith here:
http://www.drunkreport.com/reports/maddox.htm
His response was a bit desperate.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
he may not be funny anymore but were you ever?
better to be a has been then a never was
Submitted by whiskeyjack (user info) at 2004-08-19 18:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you ass clown. Maddox is the supreme prirate ruler of the internet
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-07-03 17:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Your opinion on illegal aliens was awesome. Fuck you."
Haha...idiot.
Submitted by glory at 2004-07-03 17:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
UnAssKickable you stole that last line from Calvin and Hobbes. May you slowly die from cockrach infestation.
Submitted by UnAssKickable (user info) at 2004-07-03 17:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You think his website ruled up until one article that you disagreed with, then all of a sudden, you hate everything about him... You really should respect Maddox, someday his tax dollars will be paying for your prison cell.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-29 21:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU ARE A FUCKING JEWISH PIECE OF SHIT. that is just fucking stupid and wasted a good 2 minutes of my life. you dont even deserve to be living. DIE.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-04 23:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35077
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-04 23:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35077
Rule #2.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2004-06-04 22:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I forgot to rate this. Sorry, I would've given you a higher rating, but " FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK" is soooo unoriginal. If you want to rant at Maddox for not being funny, go for it. But if you post something unfunny here, be prepared for the same treatment.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-04 22:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for reminding me that I haven't visited his site in awhile.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2004-06-04 22:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you thought he was funny for seven years, but hasn't been funny in the past five months, it seems a bit hasty to me to send him infuriated mail telling him to "die", etc. (Why are all these ex-fans so furious?) You're entitled to your feelings, but personally, I don't expect the world from a guy who pays for his own site, and entertains me for free. Maybe you should take a break from the computer and go fork out $10 for some shitty movie.
Submitted by Metal_Immortal (user info) at 2004-06-04 19:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This isn't poor. It's PISS poor.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-06-04 19:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SPE (user info) at 2004-06-04 18:12:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Awesome. You people always do such a good job of letting me get to you! Keep up the good work.
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It's not that you "got to" anyone. It's just that people are astounded by the heap of stupidity that is YOU. Quite sad that you care so much about a stupid website. One would think that if his posts had been sucking since January, you would get the idea after 5 months.
Nice job trying to save your ass though.
Wait, no.
Submitted by SPE (user info) at 2004-06-04 18:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Awesome. You people always do such a good job of letting me get to you! Keep up the good work.
Submitted by SPE (user info) at 2004-06-04 18:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Awesome. You people always do such a good job of letting me get to you! Keep up the good work.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-06-04 15:02:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
try this: DONT GO TO HIS WEBSITE FUCKFACE!
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-06-04 14:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This letter was extremely well thought out and very eloquent and intelligent! When you want to get your message across, folks, this is the way to do it!
On second thought, don't bother.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-06-04 12:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
go play with your vagina.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-06-04 10:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I remember this Maddox hate mail, it still makes me laugh:
"What's the matter? Pothead pukeboy run out of material, or are you having another bout of substance-induced stupidity?"
YOU are not funny.
The real you shows.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-06-04 09:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You remind me of a freind that would keep eating cheap fast-food burritos even though they gave him the shits everytime, but he kept eating them.
Don't like the site? Stopping going there, shitbird!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-04 09:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit by any other name would be this post.
You made an ass out of yourself with that letter, I hope you know that.
Maddox will chew you up and spit you out.... hey.... so I guess the title of this post fits perfectly!!
I made a funny! I made a funny!!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-06-04 09:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-04 09:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He can't suck that much since you continue to go back to his website.
Makes *you* look like the dumbass.
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-06-04 09:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would say I look forward to reading his response in his Hate Mail section, but to be honest, you're one of a thousand people who sends the exact same shitty email to him all the time.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-06-04 08:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why do you care so much, tardmunch?
Submitted by rayford (user info) at 2004-06-04 08:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-04 07:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, he's not funny anymore. So just stop reading his website stupid.
Why bother ?
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-06-04 05:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck at life.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-04 05:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
idiot
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-04 05:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why can't I get crappy hate mail like this? All mine is well written and has a point to prove. Damn, having stupid fans, makes his life easier.
http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/
Submitted by stevo (user info) at 2004-06-04 05:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The fact that you think that anyone even gives a shit, makes you the biggest fool in history.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-06-04 04:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, I was under the impression that people weren't being forced to read maddox's articles.
I guess I was mistaken.
Thank you oh so much for posting your "well written and thought provoking" email here, I loved reading it.
Cockgobblingturkeynippleassrammer. I just made that up, pretty impressive huh?
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-06-04 04:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
MADDOX IS A GOD! PWNED!
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-04 03:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off you piece of shit. I bet you smell like labia.
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-06-04 03:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im sure most of you have noticed. This guy MuddymudSkipper has sucked since forever. So I decided to write him a letter, and being that sharing is caring I decided to post it here. Enjoy
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Dear Dipshit,
You never were funny, or interesting. Ever. If you don't like maddox's website then you need to do the following.
1) Go to a public library
2) Shoot yourself in the face
Nobody really gives a fuck if you like maddox or not, the guy writes what he wants to on his own webspace. If you don't like then you can go on down to the public library. Oh, but for your information I will include this free tutorial on HOW TO HACK A WEBPAGE.
1) Buy a toaster
2) Turn the male socket of the toaster's plug sideways. Ram each prong into those two phone jacks on your wall. Your now connected to the world wide web.
3) Scream the words "Maddox's site go down" over and over again
4) Grab a fork
5) Stab it in your eye
6) Repeat step 5 until dead
Right about now I realize I'm rambling, with the coherency of a lunatic so I will stop now.
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-06-04 03:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't 'do' Maddox...I'm to lazy to type in that long-ass address.
Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-06-04 03:35:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sigh.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-06-04 03:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
whatever
Submitted by Jewtoast <HarvardLaw> at 2004-06-04 03:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sue him.