Draw-a- Pig Personality Test -- Draw a Pig Before you Read This!!! (19930 hits)
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Submitted by Will Zone (View user info) at 2004-06-04 09:42:05 EDT
On a sheet of paper, draw a pig. Do it before you read the rest of this post or you won't get an accurate personality profile.
When you are done drawing your pig, scroll down to reveal your profile.
I hope you drew a pig.
The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the artist.
1. If the pig is drawn to the top of the paper, you are
positive and optimistic.
Toward the middle, you are realistic.
Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave
negatively.
2. Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and
remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
Facing right , you are innovative and active , but don't have a strong
sense of family, nor do you always remember dates .
Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's
advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
3. With lots of details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for
details and are a risk taker.
4. With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are
living through a period of major change.
With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals
If you have drawn more than 4 legs, you are most likely retarded.
5. The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you
are. The bigger the better.
6. The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex
life, and once again the longer the better.
Oh Uber, When I took this test the tail took up 3 pages. Go figure. How'd you rate?
Will
HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-04-22 08:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-04 10:29:05 (#)
Ranking: 1
This is interesting...but it's just an email forward.
So +1 for the pic.
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agree
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-22 08:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"does my pig way better" <--- I said it, I obviously mean it.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-22 08:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/large.asp?id=168950&p=0&hof=0
Is it just me, or does my pig way better than every other pig on that shitty site?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-11 20:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, i drew the back end of a pig, with a huge tail so, what does it mean?
Submitted by triple smoked at 2004-06-06 23:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i copied one off clip-art...
its still looks like a donkey though...
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-06-06 23:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like how the pig is about to bite her ass
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-06-06 19:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait! Squirrelly girrelly has a boyfriend? When the fuck did that happen?
I feel left out.
Werd.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-06-06 19:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Mine looked like a cat with a pig's head and a thick, well defined tail with a single loop in it (that I took the time to draw without the lines crossing so it looked real). I realized my pig wasn't fat enough so I drew in a bigger belly between all four legs. Kinda small ears though. And more towards the bottom of the page. Come to think of it... it was facing left(which is totally wrong), but looking forward with mean "fuck you" eyebrows.
Goddamnit! When the fuck will this work day end?!?!?
Werd.
The "Pigs" poster was better than this shit.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-06 17:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My pig is now hanging in my boyfriend's locker.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-05 20:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How in the hell does a post that should have stayed "FWD:Draw a Pig" in the authors e-mail inbox warrant a 1.3? Oh yes, I remember now - MVA list.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-06-05 17:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This sucked. It was all too direct and tests that base your personality on a drawing are inefficiant. What if someone can't draw at all? Does that make their personality any better or worse? If someone cannot draw well they will probably not add much detail, so what does that have to do with risk-taking, naivity, and emotions?
Ughck.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-06-05 12:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mine looks like a fucking panda. And it has no tail.
Fuck it, i'm going back to sleep.
Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2004-06-05 11:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Err.. I drew a cop shooting an innocent minority.. what's that mean?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-04 15:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why didn't we make-out in NYC?
Oh yeah, I was running from the police.... ;)
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-04 15:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My pig-tail was long and coincidently it spelled LOREN in script.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-04 14:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1. ----------Toward the middle, you are realistic.
2. --------- I drew mine facing left (body) but head facing front (looking at you) so maybe I'm a little of both? -
Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and
remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's
advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
3. --- With lots of details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
------ hell, I'm an artist.
4. ------ With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals
5. The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better.
------- I drew them medium to large I'd say
6. The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex
life, and once again the longer the better.
-------- Funny, I'm not sure, it's long, but it's skinny. Hmmmmmm.
It would be fun to have been able to have everyone post their piggy on the thread. :-)
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-04 14:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll post my results later tonight I must leave for work soon
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-06-04 13:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-04 11:11:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Volk,
You coming back to uber yet?
-Whiz
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I will if you sing me a serenade about how much you miss me. :-D
Phoenix
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-04 13:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If my pig looks like a bunndy, does that make me gay ?
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-06-04 13:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, i was GONNA make the tail longer, but i was working quickly and I thought, "No, that will just make it look stupid."
My pig is facing the left but partially to the front as if he were looking to the side of my left shoulder.
My pig was actually drawn on the side, but I guess that's the botton, like a landscape, in which case he would be in between the middle and bottom.
He has some detail, but a WHOLE lot.
The ears are relatively small because I thought pigs had small ears, but now I remember by dog eating like fried pigs ears and they were pretty big.
Does the nose count for anything, my pig's nose or snout is HUGE.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-06-04 13:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice.
You should try color quiz. Its on the web somewhere.
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-06-04 13:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY! FUN!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-06-04 13:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I drew a horse.
Does that mean I'm going to hell?
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-04 12:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just noticed on the poster that it says:
A mad man...
A psycho killer...
And mean cannibal pigs...
Cannibal pigs? Why should humans fear them? They only eat other pigs.
For more on this movie which i now want to see so bad: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070537/
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-06-04 12:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The post itself gets a zero, but the picture gets a +1 just for the looks on the pig's faces.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-04 12:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My pig is facing left but facing right describes me. the tail is long
but... according to this may there shouldn't be a atil...
i can't believe you made me draw a pig.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-04 11:59:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Pretty lame. Doesn't this stuff normally just get forwarded via e-mail?
You've done better.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-04 11:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Volk,
You coming back to uber yet?
-Whiz
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-06-04 10:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"If you have drawn more than 4 legs, you are most likely retarded."
That line made milk come out my nose. Pig milk.
:-)
Phoenix
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-04 10:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mickginny: Hazleton area.
another +2 for WillZone because I don't want to turn his post into an AIM session.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-06-04 10:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post didn't mention anything about the teeth of the pig, and mine happens to have 4 giant fangs dripping with blood.
If the tail is an indication of my sex life I'm in for wild weekend. It points straight up, has a giant triangle at the end and I drew action marks all around it haha.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-04 10:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
actually, i made changes to the text to make it a little more interesting. I found it on a psyhch site.
And, its friday...and I'm a hitwhore on fridays.
Submitted by lawryde (user info) at 2004-06-04 10:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
My pig was dead and his head was on a stick with flies buzzing all around it.... Then I got the conch and was the leader. Sucks to your ass-mar.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-04 10:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is interesting...but it's just an email forward.
So +1 for the pic.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-06-04 10:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My pig made a steaming pile of shit.
I cry a lot for no apparent reason.
Submitted by Trout <nologin@work> at 2004-06-04 10:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But I'm shit at drawing zoney, so how could I ever draw anything in detail?
I also drew it with no ears.....
I'm not listening.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-06-04 10:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bob, what part of pa?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-04 10:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My pig was standing up on his hind legs...kinda like a Disney character....but my pig has a huge wang.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-06-04 10:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ooooooooh baby! i drew my tail long curly!
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-04 10:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's
advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
Yep, sounds about right.
My pig looks like a cat with a big nose and curly tail.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-06-04 10:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you have drawn more than 4 legs, you are most likely retarded.
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My pig looks retarded.
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-06-04 10:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the poster... and because I read 'Marc Lawrence' as 'Martin Lawrence'
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-04 09:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i only drew a pig face . does that mean my sex life is non-existant?
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-06-04 09:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I drew three slices of bacon in a frying pan.
Where's my personality assessment?
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-06-04 09:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
seemed to work. Im not sure why I didnt draw ANY legs though. Happy with my long tail at least.