I don't want to look down the 14 year olds shirt. (3184 hits)
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Submitted by SammySam (View user info) at 2004-06-04 11:13:14 EDT
I remember when I was 14. The boy across the street and I used to plan out our timing. The beautiful 24 year old girl would drive home presumably after getting off work. To be perfectly honest neither of us really cared where she was coming from, all we knew is that she would always be wearing the same shirt. Whoever invented this shirt is a god, it was silky smooth and would blow in the wind, it was an off-white blouse that had a low-cut neckline.
Everyday come around 3:00 PM or so we would be sure to be outside with what we referred to as "our secret weapon". There is not a girl that can resist a half and half Black Lab/Chow mix puppy dog.
The planning was great, the execution was perfect, and the results were consistently what we expected day after day. As our big bloused beauty bent down to pet the precious puppy, the oversized satisfied grins of 2 14 year olds spread across our faces as we each got a clear view of the most magnificent breasts we had ever seen. Sometimes she wore a black bra, sometimes white. I preferred the black, unfortunately for us there was never no bra.
I'm sure this is not a new trick to many of you, as I'm sure most of you pulled similar stunts to look at titties. Here is the problem though, I think that I may have done it too many times at that age. Unfortunately now at the age of 24 I can't help but look down a girls shirt if she bends over for any reason.
This was the case last week when I stopped during my daily jog to admire my neighbors new puppy. This was a girl who would come over and ask to take my dog so that she may play with her; so I was glad to see that she had a dog of her own now. She bends down to pet her and it was almost as if I had a flashback to my younger years. Before I could realize what happened I caught myself looking down the shirt of a 14 year old girl. This was wrong on so many levels. What makes it worse is that now that I have trained my eyes to look at key parts of a woman?s breasts, I find that I can easily memorize any pair of breasts. 14 year old underdeveloped titties are not memorized as much as they are engraved in my retina.
I cannot go on like this. Looking down the shirts of women when they bend over is a god given right. unfortunately when it gets to the point that it cannot be controlled, well that's just sick.
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-06 23:38:13 EDT (#)
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...........right?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-06 21:30:43 EDT (#)
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My friends caught me looking at 12 year olds in bathing suits the other day as we were driving by the pool. I mean I just briefly glanced. I caught the peripheral view of women's bathing suits and skin and my eyes inadvertently went to look. My friend laughed and called me a pedo. I looked back to the road quickly. I mean what did I know before I looked? They could have been smokin' hot 18 year olds playing volleyball and, had I not looked, I'd have missed it, right?
right?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-06 20:51:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-04 16:54:20 EDT (#)
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+2 because it counts now.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-06-04 15:22:00 EDT (#)
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hm ok.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-06-04 15:08:41 EDT (#)
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That's one fucked up looking mutt.
Submitted by KoolWang (user info) at 2004-06-04 15:07:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-06-04 13:51:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-04 13:35:37 EDT (#)
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I went to a party for Memorial Day and there was this ridiculously gorgeous chick walking around the pool in a bikini. Every guy there was drooling over her. Talk about T&A.
At one point, somebody introduced me to a chick who appeared to be in her late thirties. She pointed over at the girl that everyone was staring at.
"That's my daughter."
"How old is she?"
"16"
Ouch!
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I have been there.
Too many times...
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-04 13:02:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-06-04 12:52:25 EDT (#)
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I dunno.............if she was 16 and if they were round and firm and nice then there's nothing in the rule book that says you can't take a quick peak. But you go straight to hell if she's not fully developed.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-04 12:42:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-04 12:24:06 (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-04 11:42:08 (#)
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If there's grass on the field play ball!
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If not flip her over and play in the mud.
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ha ha ha.. that reply alone dragged a +2 outta me!
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-06-04 12:24:19 EDT (#)
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Dammit, shitfuck beat me to it.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-04 12:24:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-04 11:42:08 (#)
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If there's grass on the field play ball!
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If not flip her over and play in the mud.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-04 12:21:01 EDT (#)
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Envenom,
You honestly can't tell these days how old some of these girls are.
Damn you growing tween market!!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-04 12:17:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-06-04 12:09:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-04 11:46:49 (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-04 11:42:08 (#)
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If there's grass on the field play ball!
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omg!!!!
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Hahahahahahahaha.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-06-04 11:55:21 EDT (#)
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memories of youth.....
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-04 11:46:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-04 11:42:08 (#)
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If there's grass on the field play ball!
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omg!!!!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-04 11:42:08 EDT (#)
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If there's grass on the field play ball!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-04 11:40:10 EDT (#)
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That's a catch-22 situation;
If you get caught looking, you're a perv,
If you get caught not looking, your buddies will call you ghey.
-1 for cross-posting
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-04 11:37:41 EDT (#)
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Cute growing up story.
(bending over to pick up the pen i dropped)
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-06-04 11:34:23 EDT (#)
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You're a fucking pervert!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-04 11:24:47 EDT (#)
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Yeah. A cute dog is the best ice breaker.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-04 11:20:38 EDT (#)
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I went to a party for Memorial Day and there was this ridiculously gorgeous chick walking around the pool in a bikini. Every guy there was drooling over her. Talk about T&A.
At one point, somebody introduced me to a chick who appeared to be in her late thirties. She pointed over at the girl that everyone was staring at.
"That's my daughter."
"How old is she?"
"16"
Ouch!
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-04 11:19:59 EDT (#)
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ah yes, thats it...it was on pulseHEAD...THAT SHITTY FUCKING WEBSITE!!!!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-06-04 11:18:51 EDT (#)
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I really don't want to see a trend of posts being dually posted on Pulsehead nd on Uber. That'll suck more than a nuclear powered vacuum.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-04 11:16:58 EDT (#)
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You just posted this...but why do I feel like i just read this earlier?!?!