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The camping Chronicles vol 1 (582 hits)

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Submitted by Hi_Me (View user info) at 2004-06-04 13:13:38 EDT


The names of the people involved in this post have been changed, not to protect the innocent but so you don't know which one of these morons is me.


Enjoy!


Kim and Jenna's parents took them camping at the South Paw Ranch four times a year every year . When they got into High School and were allowed to venture the grounds themselves things got interesting.

Jenna pulled into the campgrounds with her father and couldn't wait to get out of the truck. She knew everyone had been there since yesterday and couldn't wait to have some fun. "Bye Dad" she called as she sprinted off. She made her way through the woods where all the older kids hung out. The sun was already setting and when it got dark is when they had the run of the place. Jenna itched with anticipation, It had been four months since her last visit and she had been counting down the days until she returned.

As Jenna approached the clearing she could see the smoke from the fire and hear laughter. She stood at the edge of the trees and watched her friends pass the bong, and tell jokes.

Kim caught sight of the eavesdropper and hopped up "Jenna, it's about time bitch damn!" she staggered towards her best friend." Wait til you see what we found" she squealed.

Jenna took her place around the fire and caught up with the people she'd known for years. They felt like family to her. She was never as happy as she was when she came here. She hit the bong that was being passed around and listened to Ryan as he expelled their newest find.

Ryan could barely explain fast enough he was so excited about his discovery. Just outside of the campground entrance was a building. He had seen it a thousand times .After all he had been coming up here with his parents since he was an infant. Since he had come a day early to help his dad set up, and no one else had arrived yet he and his brother Eliot had decided to take a walk in the woods. They had somehow ended up circling up towards the front of the grounds , and stumbled upon the building. They were curious as to what is was used for they had never seen anyone near it. They peeked in the windows and it appeared to be some kind of recreation hall it had some tables and chairs.

Elliot pulled on the doorknob and the door creaked open. He looked at Ryan and grinned, "Let's go bro hewhispered. Elliot wandered around the small building , there wasn't anything of interest in there. But he absently flicked at a lightswitch and the room was flooded with the fluorescent glow from the bulbs overhead. He saw a thermostat on the other wall and practically ran to the other side of the room. And as he shifted the lever onto cool a beautiful stream of cold air blasted from the vent. He couldn't wait to tell everyone.

Jenna couldn't wait to see the rec center. A place where they could hang out away from the watchful eyes of their parents and it was air conditioned. She wished they had found it two years ago. As they made their way up the path to the main road they kept their eyes peeled for empty camp sites. Then like a beacon the light from the moon shown on a gallon bottle of bacardi set atop a picnic table next to someone's camper. And just as god had intended there wasn't a soul in sight. Jenna made a dash for the bottle and was back in step with her friends before anyone had even noticed her detour.




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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-30 16:42:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

gonna finish this?

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-06-04 16:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

it's a good start

Submitted by iamhewhoisnot (user info) at 2004-06-04 16:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

not bad, you got me

post more


Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-06-04 13:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm intrigued.

This had better be going somewhere good.

Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-04 13:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i forgot to tell you all there is more so
if you like it i'll post more.


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