Polyamorous AJ, the government has been monitoring your Instant Messages... (4577 hits)
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Submitted by Agent Smith (View user info) at 2004-06-05 02:43:05 EDT
We've found some very disturbing things.....
P.S. ClemsonCheer is an Uberer.
polyamorousguyaj: Quick question... what constitutes hot?
ClemsonCheer9999: lol
ClemsonCheer9999: I dunno. I'm more of a personality girl to be honest
polyamorousguyaj: Personality, eh?
polyamorousguyaj: Have you talked to that guy "justinfromtr"?
ClemsonCheer9999: ya
polyamorousguyaj: He's a date rapist
ClemsonCheer9999: he says you two are buds
ClemsonCheer9999: lol i sense hostility
polyamorousguyaj: haha
polyamorousguyaj: He lies
polyamorousguyaj: I only hang out with him because girls feel bad for him
ClemsonCheer9999: are you serious?
polyamorousguyaj: He's got a really wicked boil on his face
ClemsonCheer9999: i saw his pics
ClemsonCheer9999: he doesn't seem like he'd have any trouble with the girls
polyamorousguyaj: yeah, on the other side there's just a red mass
polyamorousguyaj: it's like that Gorbachev guy
ClemsonCheer9999: he says you like gay sex
ClemsonCheer9999: it's ok. i like a guy that's open ;-)
polyamorousguyaj: thank you
polyamorousguyaj: he's a homophobe
polyamorousguyaj: and he has a small weener
polyamorousguyaj: no, we're just playing with each other here
polyamorousguyaj: he's not a homophobe, I'm not gay
ClemsonCheer9999: i know.
ClemsonCheer9999: he said he has to do something anyway
ClemsonCheer9999: so entertain me, poly
ClemsonCheer9999: what's your name?
polyamorousguyaj: Call me AJ, or Tony, or anthony
ClemsonCheer9999: aj is hot
polyamorousguyaj: I know
polyamorousguyaj: I'd do him
ClemsonCheer9999: i would consider it ;-)
polyamorousguyaj: haha
ClemsonCheer9999: oh you're laughing
ClemsonCheer9999: i'm afraid i'll have to retract my statement
polyamorousguyaj: hey now
polyamorousguyaj: I say, "haha" after everything
polyamorousguyaj: It says everything without saying anything
ClemsonCheer9999: you better be extremely hot if that's how you conversate ;-)
polyamorousguyaj: well, that's not how I talk in real life
ClemsonCheer9999: i'd hope not aj
ClemsonCheer9999: i just found your picture on ubersite
polyamorousguyaj: which one?
ClemsonCheer9999: *jaw drop*
polyamorousguyaj: there's a post that isn't my pic
ClemsonCheer9999: you're wearing a hat
polyamorousguyaj: erm... is it a giant pimp hat?
ClemsonCheer9999: i dunno i lost the webpage
ClemsonCheer9999: let me find it again
ClemsonCheer9999: gahhhh i can't find it!!!
polyamorousguyaj: haha
polyamorousguyaj wants to directly connect.
polyamorousguyaj is now directly connected.
polyamorousguyaj:
ClemsonCheer9999: =-O
ClemsonCheer9999: i think it's best you take your pants off right now
polyamorousguyaj: haha
polyamorousguyaj: okay
polyamorousguyaj: they're off
ClemsonCheer9999: ooooh
ClemsonCheer9999: what color are your boxers :P
ClemsonCheer9999: ooh and how tall are you?
polyamorousguyaj: I'm 6'8
polyamorousguyaj: they're blue
ClemsonCheer9999: oooh
ClemsonCheer9999: you're 6 8?!
ClemsonCheer9999: are you serious???
polyamorousguyaj: yeah
ClemsonCheer9999: i'm only 5'4 :-(
polyamorousguyaj: I like short girls
polyamorousguyaj: it doesn't matter when you're laying down... erm.
ClemsonCheer9999: that's true
polyamorousguyaj: So you go to Clemson?
ClemsonCheer9999: yes sirree
ClemsonCheer9999: i saw what you said in my post
ClemsonCheer9999: meanie
polyamorousguyaj: hahaha
polyamorousguyaj: It's true, the Bowdens are the scourge of the earth.
ClemsonCheer9999: i will agree with you on that
polyamorousguyaj: and the Hawks are going to fly high again this year
ClemsonCheer9999: the hawks can suck my pussy
polyamorousguyaj: haha
polyamorousguyaj: I think I'd take you up on that
ClemsonCheer9999: you couldnt handle it
polyamorousguyaj: oh
polyamorousguyaj: oooooh
polyamorousguyaj: that's cold
ClemsonCheer9999: i'd let you
ClemsonCheer9999: but i don't think you could handle it ;-)
polyamorousguyaj: heh
polyamorousguyaj: I won't even get started on me ;-)
ClemsonCheer9999: i wish i had a webcam but i dont
polyamorousguyaj: I used to have one
polyamorousguyaj: my pup chewed through the chord
ClemsonCheer9999: aww :-(
polyamorousguyaj: he chews through a lot of stuff
polyamorousguyaj: He's a Great Dane
ClemsonCheer9999: wow big dog
polyamorousguyaj: kicks a bulldog's ass
ClemsonCheer9999: hehe
polyamorousguyaj: so do you do anything other than cheer and go to school?
ClemsonCheer9999: seeing as how it's summer, i'm going to go job searching soon
ClemsonCheer9999: probably as a lifeguard or something easy like that
polyamorousguyaj: Can you swim?
ClemsonCheer9999: ya
ClemsonCheer9999: somebody name snuggles just imed me
ClemsonCheer9999: should i be worried?
polyamorousguyaj: yes
polyamorousguyaj: that guy is a talentless hack
polyamorousguyaj: and he can't spell
polyamorousguyaj: he'll just start talking about hoes and coke
ClemsonCheer9999: hehe
polyamorousguyaj: You laugh, but you'll see soon enough.
polyamorousguyaj: so what do you do for fun down there in SC?
ClemsonCheer9999: besides go to the beach, i volunteer when i can
ClemsonCheer9999: but i'm lazy
polyamorousguyaj: same here
ClemsonCheer9999: who isn't
polyamorousguyaj: I still haven't found the answer to that question
ClemsonCheer9999: hehe
polyamorousguyaj: So what brought you to Uber?
ClemsonCheer9999: my friend was on here reading something
ClemsonCheer9999: coincidentally by justin sideburns
polyamorousguyaj: haha
ClemsonCheer9999: so i read for a while
ClemsonCheer9999: and hear i am
ClemsonCheer9999: *here
polyamorousguyaj: Justin's a pretty cool guy
ClemsonCheer9999: you both are funny as hell
polyamorousguyaj: He took me under his wing when I got to Uber
ClemsonCheer9999: aww that's nice
polyamorousguyaj: Yeah, but now the student has become the master
ClemsonCheer9999: how so?
polyamorousguyaj: http://www.ubersite.com/m/34719
polyamorousguyaj: I'm going to be a bigger name than him on here eventually :-D
polyamorousguyaj: <---- full of shit and trash-talking
ClemsonCheer9999: hehe
ClemsonCheer9999: you're not already a bigger name than him?
ClemsonCheer9999: oh he's on the most viewed list thingy
polyamorousguyaj: Well, I'm more controversial
polyamorousguyaj: yep
ClemsonCheer9999: i've noticed!
polyamorousguyaj: People love to hate me, people love to love me
ClemsonCheer9999: i'll love you ;-)
polyamorousguyaj: Well thanks.
ClemsonCheer9999: no problem there
polyamorousguyaj: Are you going to be on Uber as a poster or a reviewer or both?
ClemsonCheer9999: well i'll probably just review
ClemsonCheer9999: but i'll post whenever.
ClemsonCheer9999: i know my first post wasn't up to par with your average good post
polyamorousguyaj: Don't take it personally if you get bad ratings at first.
ClemsonCheer9999: but i'm a girl so it's ok
ClemsonCheer9999: i brush my shoulders off
polyamorousguyaj: haha. People will resent you for being good-looking. It's weird.
ClemsonCheer9999: do they resent you for being good looking?
polyamorousguyaj: I honestly don't know
polyamorousguyaj: they like to give me shit about posting pics
ClemsonCheer9999: i'm sure you'll get that posting your pic on a predominant guy site
polyamorousguyaj: It is predominantly male, so the females get a lot of attention
polyamorousguyaj: which could be a good thing
ClemsonCheer9999: i noticed. i've gotten about 5 IMs. one guy says he's married but wants to know what i'm wearing
ClemsonCheer9999: sick internet people out there
ClemsonCheer9999: i'm wearing a red tanktop and black shorts, FYI
polyamorousguyaj: That wouldn't happen to be TomTG would it?
ClemsonCheer9999: ;-)
ClemsonCheer9999: no. i blocked the name. he said he doesnt have an ubersite name
polyamorousguyaj: heh
polyamorousguyaj: I bet he did
ClemsonCheer9999: maybe
polyamorousguyaj: So what kind of music do you listen to?
ClemsonCheer9999: i prefer rock.
ClemsonCheer9999: classic lynyrd skynyrd, rolling stones
polyamorousguyaj: Skynyrd... nice
ClemsonCheer9999: simple man
ClemsonCheer9999: gone fishin
ClemsonCheer9999: oh yea
polyamorousguyaj: I tried getting a band to play Freebird at my cousin's wedding and they wouldn't
ClemsonCheer9999: i read that
ClemsonCheer9999: funny
polyamorousguyaj: For some reason I can't stop listening to Neil Young
ClemsonCheer9999: oooh
polyamorousguyaj: but a southern man don't need him round anyhow
ClemsonCheer9999: haha
polyamorousguyaj: so why aren't you out tonight?
ClemsonCheer9999: my friends are all drinking. i don't drink
polyamorousguyaj: no?
ClemsonCheer9999: no.
polyamorousguyaj: that's good
ClemsonCheer9999: do you?
polyamorousguyaj: I only do so occasionally
ClemsonCheer9999: of course you do. i don't know why i asked. i just read your post
polyamorousguyaj: usually two or three times a year
polyamorousguyaj: haha
ClemsonCheer9999: hehe wow
polyamorousguyaj: I don't like to make it a habit or anything
polyamorousguyaj: so is it a health choice or a moral one?
ClemsonCheer9999: oh i'm not a good girl so it's just health choice
polyamorousguyaj: Like to keep your head square. I can dig it.
ClemsonCheer9999: exactly
polyamorousguyaj: So what kind of volunteer work do you do?
ClemsonCheer9999: mostly animal shelter
ClemsonCheer9999: sometimes soup kitchens
ClemsonCheer9999: but the homeless guys seem to take a liking to touching my private areas
polyamorousguyaj: Yeah, that does become a problem
polyamorousguyaj: I've got a friend that's a paramedic in Boston, she has that at least once a night
ClemsonCheer9999: i bet you have the same problem
ClemsonCheer9999: hehe aw
polyamorousguyaj: haha
polyamorousguyaj: Only the old ladies
ClemsonCheer9999: hehe
polyamorousguyaj: It's creepy sometimes
ClemsonCheer9999: i bet
polyamorousguyaj: are you cheering for football or basketball this fall?
ClemsonCheer9999: football definitely
polyamorousguyaj: you must be one of the girls at the top of the formations, right?
ClemsonCheer9999: you guessed it
ClemsonCheer9999: i'm one of the lightest so i have to be
polyamorousguyaj: Some of those girls just can't be lifted
ClemsonCheer9999: i just found out who that snuggles guy was.
polyamorousguyaj: who is it?
ClemsonCheer9999: billsbchamps
ClemsonCheer9999: shh don't say anything
ClemsonCheer9999: if you do, don't say i told you
polyamorousguyaj: I knew it
polyamorousguyaj: haha
polyamorousguyaj: that guy hates me
polyamorousguyaj: and he fits the description of being an untalented loser
ClemsonCheer9999: snuggles isn't even funny
polyamorousguyaj: I know.
polyamorousguyaj: Bill and I have had a go of it of late
ClemsonCheer9999: hehe oh
polyamorousguyaj: I was banned for a few hours the other night
polyamorousguyaj: he thought I should stay that way
ClemsonCheer9999: has he spammed your posts?
polyamorousguyaj: nope
polyamorousguyaj: there are other people for that
ClemsonCheer9999: hey make a post blowing snuggles spot!
polyamorousguyaj: haha
ClemsonCheer9999: do it
polyamorousguyaj: I can't
ClemsonCheer9999: cmon
polyamorousguyaj: I've done that sort of thing before
ClemsonCheer9999: he's creeping me out
polyamorousguyaj: I was wrong
polyamorousguyaj: I'll get him off your case
ClemsonCheer9999: do it for court?
polyamorousguyaj: no, I did one on Uber trying to expose someone and I was wrong
polyamorousguyaj: do you know the way uber works yet for posting?
ClemsonCheer9999: yea i figured it out.
ClemsonCheer9999: i've been reading for a few weeks so i kinda know what's going on
polyamorousguyaj: okay
polyamorousguyaj: smart move
ClemsonCheer9999: you're the guy that says whatever and makes everybody hate you
ClemsonCheer9999: kristen is the hot girl
polyamorousguyaj: I lurked for about seven seconds
polyamorousguyaj: haha
ClemsonCheer9999: sideburns is the funny guy
polyamorousguyaj: I'm that guy?
ClemsonCheer9999: mickginny is a bald guy
polyamorousguyaj: haha
polyamorousguyaj: Mick posts porn
polyamorousguyaj: and drugs
ClemsonCheer9999: ooh
ClemsonCheer9999: porn <33
polyamorousguyaj: really?
polyamorousguyaj: Redheads
ClemsonCheer9999: redheads <33
polyamorousguyaj: haha
polyamorousguyaj: you should check out Mick's "Red on the Head" series
ClemsonCheer9999: i saw
ClemsonCheer9999: not my type of porn
polyamorousguyaj: you like the hardcore stuff?
ClemsonCheer9999: as long as i'm in it
polyamorousguyaj: nice
polyamorousguyaj: I like that kind of porn too
ClemsonCheer9999: we should make one
polyamorousguyaj: haha
polyamorousguyaj: any time you come up to Iowa
polyamorousguyaj: just call me
ClemsonCheer9999: i'll be sure to do that
polyamorousguyaj: Should I hold my breath?
ClemsonCheer9999: hold your dick ;-)
polyamorousguyaj: Well, at least it won't be something out of the ordinary
ClemsonCheer9999: omg are you really?
ClemsonCheer9999: ;-)
polyamorousguyaj: Sure
polyamorousguyaj: it's not that long a trip
ClemsonCheer9999: from the top to the bottom you mean?
polyamorousguyaj: I'm lost now
polyamorousguyaj: oh, that is quite a trip
ClemsonCheer9999: i mean from the top of your dick to the bottom
polyamorousguyaj: but the journey to the start doesn't take that long
polyamorousguyaj: haha
polyamorousguyaj: I caught it now
ClemsonCheer9999: but you're not doing anything, so nevermind :P
polyamorousguyaj: What do you mean I'm not doing anything?
ClemsonCheer9999: nothing :P
ClemsonCheer9999: sorry. friday nights on a girl will do this
ClemsonCheer9999: what does 'it' look like?
polyamorousguyaj: tit
polyamorousguyaj: do I win?
ClemsonCheer9999: nevermind :P
polyamorousguyaj: Haha
polyamorousguyaj: these mind games are killing me
ClemsonCheer9999: do i have to spell it out?
ClemsonCheer9999: WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW AJ?!
polyamorousguyaj: I'm listening to Suite Judy Blue Eyes and containing my urge to masturbate on your picture :-D
ClemsonCheer9999: don't contain that urge ;-)
ClemsonCheer9999: while you're at it, what does 'it' look like?
polyamorousguyaj: oooooooh
ClemsonCheer9999: ?
polyamorousguyaj: I don't know
polyamorousguyaj: It's late
polyamorousguyaj: I was hoping you would believe me that I knew
ClemsonCheer9999: hehe. i get turned on thinking that you're doing ''stuff''
polyamorousguyaj: gotcha
polyamorousguyaj: Don't let my incoherent mumblings stop you
ClemsonCheer9999: ok no more sex talk for aj. you're too confusing
polyamorousguyaj: haha
polyamorousguyaj: Dammit
polyamorousguyaj: How do I always fuck up a perfect thing?
ClemsonCheer9999: unless you tell me what you're doing :P
ClemsonCheer9999: description is necessary
polyamorousguyaj: Hey now, you don't get something for nothing... ;-)
ClemsonCheer9999: well right now all i'm doing is waiting on something to 'do the trick' if ya know what i mean
polyamorousguyaj: I do know what you mean
ClemsonCheer9999: trick pony hasn't been turned
polyamorousguyaj: Well, what would you like me to do?
polyamorousguyaj: You just say the word
ClemsonCheer9999: surprises are best
ClemsonCheer9999: tell me ;-)
ClemsonCheer9999: with details
polyamorousguyaj: details, eh?
ClemsonCheer9999: uh huh :P
polyamorousguyaj: Well, let me get to your post for some inspiration
ClemsonCheer9999: hehe ok
ClemsonCheer9999: i'll send you more pics within the week. i'm at my friend's dorm and that's the only pic i have
polyamorousguyaj: do I get you or just me to play with?
ClemsonCheer9999: i'll do some playing when you turn this girl on ;-)
polyamorousguyaj: How do I know you won't post this? :-D
ClemsonCheer9999: you think i would do something like that?
ClemsonCheer9999: nevermind. you barely know me
ClemsonCheer9999: ok nevermind. maybe another day ;0
ClemsonCheer9999: ;-)
polyamorousguyaj: heh
polyamorousguyaj: I don't really know you that well
polyamorousguyaj: I don't trust people much either
ClemsonCheer9999: neither do i
ClemsonCheer9999: YOU BETTER NOT POST THIS!
polyamorousguyaj: I won't
ClemsonCheer9999: ok ;-)
polyamorousguyaj: Lots of people post AIM stuff from Uber
polyamorousguyaj: it pisses me off
ClemsonCheer9999: hehe well they suck
polyamorousguyaj: Tom is notorious for posting AIM stuff
ClemsonCheer9999: my name isn't tom, aj
ClemsonCheer9999: i have a vagina
polyamorousguyaj: This is true
polyamorousguyaj: What is your name, anyway?
ClemsonCheer9999: courtney
polyamorousguyaj: Courtney
polyamorousguyaj: that's a nice name
polyamorousguyaj: wow, I read your post ten or fifteen times and I still managed to miss that
polyamorousguyaj: I feel like an asshole now
ClemsonCheer9999: hehe you're reading the words instead of looking at the picture ;-)
ClemsonCheer9999: do the words do it for you, aj?
polyamorousguyaj: actually it was the picture this time
polyamorousguyaj: I must be feeling lazy tonight
ClemsonCheer9999: hehe
polyamorousguyaj: so that guy really cheated on you?
ClemsonCheer9999: unfortunately.
ClemsonCheer9999: you killed my mood aj
polyamorousguyaj: He's a wanker
polyamorousguyaj: I'm sorry
ClemsonCheer9999: way to go, wanker ;-)
polyamorousguyaj: That's what I hope not to be doing tomorrow night
ClemsonCheer9999: oh if you talk to me, you better be
ClemsonCheer9999: ;0
ClemsonCheer9999: ;-)
polyamorousguyaj: I actually have a date tomorrow night
ClemsonCheer9999: oooh
polyamorousguyaj: I know
ClemsonCheer9999: is this girl going to be getting a big dick?
polyamorousguyaj: If she's lucky
ClemsonCheer9999: ..how big?
polyamorousguyaj: 8 inches
ClemsonCheer9999: i think i could handle that ;-)
polyamorousguyaj: I think I'd let you
ClemsonCheer9999: what makes you think you can handle me?
ClemsonCheer9999: i'm a cheerleader. i can go all night
polyamorousguyaj: Well, they didn't call me A-Train in high school for nothing
ClemsonCheer9999: ooh a train
polyamorousguyaj: Not AmTrak, either
ClemsonCheer9999: can a-train handle the tightness of court?
polyamorousguyaj: I think I'd be like the Chicago El-Trains
polyamorousguyaj: I could bring order in the court
ClemsonCheer9999: oooh good one ;-)
ClemsonCheer9999: but i'm honestly super tight.
ClemsonCheer9999: i've only been with 2 guys and they both had a HARD TIME getting it to go in
ClemsonCheer9999: and you're quite BIG
polyamorousguyaj: Could be worse
ClemsonCheer9999: might not work out with us, aj
polyamorousguyaj: I've got lube
ClemsonCheer9999: lube up for me :P
polyamorousguyaj: (reference to another Uber post)
polyamorousguyaj: http://www.ubersite.com/m/33572
polyamorousguyaj: sure thing
ClemsonCheer9999: omg are you really?
ClemsonCheer9999: right now? if you are that's hot
polyamorousguyaj: yeah
ClemsonCheer9999: what are you doing now?
ClemsonCheer9999: my shorts are off if you haven't guessed :P
polyamorousguyaj: looking down and realizing I'm going to need more lube... I've never gotten this big before
ClemsonCheer9999: wow i did that?
ClemsonCheer9999: i'm good :P
polyamorousguyaj: Yes you are
polyamorousguyaj: How good are you?
ClemsonCheer9999: at...?
polyamorousguyaj: ... use your imagination
ClemsonCheer9999: sex?
ClemsonCheer9999: head?
polyamorousguyaj: #1
ClemsonCheer9999: i do this thing with my hips where i move 'em in small circles
polyamorousguyaj: Oh, I like a little grinding motion
polyamorousguyaj: I bet you're perky too
ClemsonCheer9999: hehe yea
ClemsonCheer9999: i like to ease it in while moving my hips around
ClemsonCheer9999: what are you doing?
polyamorousguyaj: I'm trying to hold it together. My head's swimming with anticipation
ClemsonCheer9999: you're not doing anything yet?
polyamorousguyaj: I grab onto your sides and push you down onto me more
polyamorousguyaj: your thighs ride on the top of mine as I push you gently up and down
ClemsonCheer9999: oooooh aj
ClemsonCheer9999: sorry if i only type with one hand ;-)
polyamorousguyaj: You lean forward, rocking me harder and deeper inside you
polyamorousguyaj: We kiss briefly, the hard up and down movement causing us to break off
ClemsonCheer9999: i'd love this
ClemsonCheer9999: fingers are in me =-O
polyamorousguyaj: we slow down a minute, both pausing to catch our breath
polyamorousguyaj: you start circling once again, using your left arm to hold yourself up, and brushing your hair back with your right
ClemsonCheer9999: i don't even know what to say. this feels so great.
polyamorousguyaj: I start to pump once again as you put the other arm down for more stability
polyamorousguyaj: I grab your hips, making sure you don't fall off as I squeeze your torso toward me again
ClemsonCheer9999: aj!!!!!!!!!
ClemsonCheer9999: i'm about to orgasm
ClemsonCheer9999: seriously
polyamorousguyaj: I'm almost completely vertical inside you as your breasts push against my chest and your arms grasp around my neck
ClemsonCheer9999: wow
ClemsonCheer9999: made a small mess here
ClemsonCheer9999: :-P
ClemsonCheer9999: did you orgasm?
polyamorousguyaj: It isn't about me
polyamorousguyaj: are you finished yet?
ClemsonCheer9999: uh huh
polyamorousguyaj: good
ClemsonCheer9999: did you?
polyamorousguyaj: of course
ClemsonCheer9999: oooh
polyamorousguyaj: The court was definitely in session
ClemsonCheer9999: hehe nobody's ever said that before
ClemsonCheer9999: in sexual terms of course ;-)
polyamorousguyaj: That's really too bad
ClemsonCheer9999: hehehe
polyamorousguyaj: feel better?
ClemsonCheer9999: uh huh
polyamorousguyaj: glad I could help
ClemsonCheer9999: hehe oh you did
polyamorousguyaj: good
polyamorousguyaj: I'd hate to think I didn't cut it
ClemsonCheer9999: oh but you did hehe
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This needs to go on albinoblacksheep or something.
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more people need to see this
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-06 14:34:51 EST (#)
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I just read this once again and almost peed myself. This is THE single funniest conversation on ubersite, EVAR
ClemsonCheer9999: what makes you think you can handle me?
ClemsonCheer9999: i'm a cheerleader. i can go all night
polyamorousguyaj: Well, they didn't call me A-Train in high school for nothing
ClemsonCheer9999: ooh a train
polyamorousguyaj: Not AmTrak, either
ClemsonCheer9999: can a-train handle the tightness of court?
polyamorousguyaj: I think I'd be like the Chicago El-Trains
polyamorousguyaj: I could bring order in the court
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Anyone remember M.U.S.C.L.E. men?
I had both Terri-Bull and Muscleman.
Man I was a cool kid.
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Oh man, you mean this was what uber was like before I joined? I don't know if i should be sad that I missed out, or glad that I missed out.
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please tell me you were around for jewtoast and cabaret girl.
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I made it in time for cabaret girl, but unfortunately not jew toast.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-30 17:16:58 EST (#)
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I missed this post.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-30 16:49:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:05:34 (#)
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booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:05:34 (#)
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boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:05:28 (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:04:07 (#)
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HEAT1!1111!11!111!1!1 Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:04:07 (#)
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HEAT1!1111!11!111!1!1 Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:04:07 (#)
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HEAT1!1111!11!111!1!1 Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:04:07 (#)
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HEAT1!1111!11!111!1!1 Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:04:07 (#)
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HEAT1!1111!11!111!1!1 Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:04:07 (#)
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HEAT1!1111!11!111!1!1 Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:04:07 (#)
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HEAT1!1111!11!111!1!1
HEAT1!1111!11!111!1!1
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-03-30 16:45:33 EST (#)
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OWNAGE.
I fuckin' love it.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-03-30 16:44:46 EST (#)
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Perhaps the funniest thing that has ever happened. period.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-30 16:38:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-03-30 03:21:12 (#)
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Oh man, you mean this was what uber was like before I joined? I don't know if i should be sad that I missed out, or glad that I missed out.
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please tell me you were around for jewtoast and cabaret girl.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-30 16:29:46 EST (#)
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Entertainment Passport
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-03-30 03:21:12 EST (#)
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Oh man, you mean this was what uber was like before I joined? I don't know if i should be sad that I missed out, or glad that I missed out.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-03-30 02:59:45 EST (#)
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Classic.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-03-30 02:44:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:05:28 (#)
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HEAT1!1111!11!111!1!1 Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:04:07 (#)
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HEAT1!1111!11!111!1!1 Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:04:07 (#)
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HEAT1!1111!11!111!1!1 Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:04:07 (#)
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HEAT1!1111!11!111!1!1 Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:04:07 (#)
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HEAT1!1111!11!111!1!1 Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:04:07 (#)
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HEAT1!1111!11!111!1!1 Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:04:07 (#)
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HEAT1!1111!11!111!1!1
HEAT1!1111!11!111!1!1
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-30 02:15:39 EST (#)
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Seriously.
Best.
Post.
Ever.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-25 16:36:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ClemsonCheer (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:28:57 (#)
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It was I, Sideburns, that did the dirty that night with AJ.
i fucking knew it!
Submitted by Mr_Anderson (user info) at 2004-10-25 16:29:53 EDT (#)
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I AM HERE TO SAVE ZION
Submitted by HawkeyesTheGAME (user info) at 2004-10-23 17:52:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-10-23 17:49:04 EDT (#)
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brilliant. pure genius.
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-12 03:54:59 EDT (#)
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heat. yum.
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2004-10-12 03:49:20 EDT (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 03:07:23 EDT (#)
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HEEE EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 03:06:20 EDT (#)
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HEEE EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 03:06:20 EDT (#)
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HEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT
Submitted by ClemsonCheer (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:28:57 EDT (#)
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It was I, Sideburns, that did the dirty that night with AJ.
Submitted by ClemsonCheer (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:28:13 EDT (#)
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AJ I LYKE T0TALLY ENJOID SYBERIN WIF U LOLZ WHERED U GO?!!?!
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:27:51 EDT (#)
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Reveal, reveal!
Submitted by ClemsonCheer (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:27:35 EDT (#)
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OMG HEY U GUYZ!!!!!111111
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:27:18 EDT (#)
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Ok...
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:26:49 EDT (#)
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polyamorousguyaj: It isn't about me
polyamorousguyaj: It isn't about me
polyamorousguyaj: It isn't about me
polyamorousguyaj: It isn't about me
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:26:37 EDT (#)
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I guess we can reveal the true identity of ClemsonCheer now, the girl that AJ cybered with.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:25:55 EDT (#)
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polyamorousguyaj: It isn't about me
polyamorousguyaj: It isn't about me
polyamorousguyaj: It isn't about me
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:25:11 EDT (#)
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polyamorousguyaj: It isn't about me
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:24:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:23:59 EDT (#)
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Welcome back to MostheatedDejaVuVille, Population 50
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:23:46 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha. Heat it up!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:21:35 EDT (#)
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HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAATTTTT
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:21:32 EDT (#)
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HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAATTTTT
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:21:31 EDT (#)
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HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAATTTTT
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1111111
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:19:00 EDT (#)
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don't ban me bart, this golden gem needs to be dug back up.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:18:15 EDT (#)
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heatttttt?
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:08:28 EDT (#)
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+2 for humor.
-1...too long.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:08:00 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA..this is my first time seeing this.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:07:56 EDT (#)
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heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttt
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:07:55 EDT (#)
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heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttt
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:07:55 EDT (#)
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heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttt
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:07:22 EDT (#)
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POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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GRAPE!!!!!!111111111111111111111111
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boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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HEAT1!1111!11!111!1!1 Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:04:07 (#)
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HEAT1!1111!11!111!1!1
HEAT1!1111!11!111!1!1
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HEAT1!1111!11!111!1!1 Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:04:07 (#)
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MOST HEATDEDDDDDDD
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MOST HEATEDDDDDDD
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HEAT!!!!11!1!1
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HEAT!!!!1!1!1
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HEAT!!!!!!!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:03:26 EDT (#)
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MOST HEATED AGAIN!!!
LET'S RESURRECT THIS BITCH
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-12 02:00:06 EDT (#)
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BEST POST EVER
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-27 12:54:09 EDT (#)
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Im sorry, I still laugh at this
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-07-14 18:27:30 EDT (#)
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Hmm. I wonder who this Agent Smith fella really is..
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-07-14 18:05:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-27 13:44:46 EDT (#)
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+2 for being added to my mini-BAW
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2004-06-21 21:01:22 EDT (#)
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You're my hero
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-21 19:41:16 EDT (#)
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You're evil, Baboon.
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2004-06-21 15:30:53 EDT (#)
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They didn't call me A-Train in highschool for nothing.
Wow. Agent Smith is my new favorite Uberer.
-Bus
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-06-21 12:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Again, no clue what's happening...
but this was STILL funny...
guy/girl... made me smile
but the 'made a small mess here' line shoulda tipped you off... otherwise it woulda been 'slidding off my chair'
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-21 08:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh
my
fucking
god
this is good on so many levels, but my personal favorite is:
ClemsonCheer9999: i do this thing with my hips where i move 'em in small circles
polyamorousguyaj: Oh, I like a little grinding motion
polyamorousguyaj: I bet you're perky too
reminded me of the weird guy from the hotel in the Adam Sandler movie, Bulletproof: "But honey, how do you KNOW you wouldn't like a little sandwich action?!"
AJ: Take it in your stride and don't let these haters fuck with you - keep the pimp hand strong son
KEEP THE PIMP HAND STRONG
I like a little grinding motion!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-09 20:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
goddamn, i can't stop laughing at how much of a tool this aj guy is. hahahaha.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-08 18:20:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-06-05 03:11:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the greatest burn in Ubersite history.
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i would like to agree with this but qualify it with "that i have seen" cause im a fuckin noob and i suck ass.
You don't suck ass. Just keep at it.
Submitted by slyphter (user info) at 2004-06-09 03:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
While i'd be slightly embarassed to be poly... i'd be really embarassed to be the guy who acted like a girl to cyber with poly.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-08 18:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-06-05 03:11:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the greatest burn in Ubersite history.
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i would like to agree with this but qualify it with "that i have seen" cause im a fuckin noob and i suck ass.
Submitted by Fluffhead (user info) at 2004-06-08 10:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
polyamorousguyaj: The court was definitely in session
wowsa- thats awful
Submitted by Theory_Eyed (user info) at 2004-06-08 02:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
!
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-06-07 22:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It seems like everyone is getting "PWNED" lately. I can only assume that people mean "pawned" when they say this, indicating that the written material in question was bought for too much money from some toothless redneck who can pick his nose with his tongue .
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-06-07 15:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Toolchest.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-07 15:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ClemsonCheer9999: wow
ClemsonCheer9999: made a small mess here
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-06-07 15:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
En. Trap. Ment.
Dude got played by some sick fuck. Sounds like cyber-stalking to me.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-07 15:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
polyamorousguyaj: Well, they didn't call me A-Train in high school for nothing
ClemsonCheer9999: ooh a train
polyamorousguyaj: Not AmTrak, either
ClemsonCheer9999: can a-train handle the tightness of court?
polyamorousguyaj: I think I'd be like the Chicago El-Trains
AJ has this worked on girls before? it makes ME hot!
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-07 12:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Agent Smith you sent me to jail, I will get my revenge on you. You will be mine you piece of shit Fed. Die motherfucker die.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-07 12:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i have no comment
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-07 11:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit shit fucking shit.
I'm about to defend AJ again.
Someone seize my keyboard!
I strongly feel that taping an intimate act without the permission or knowlegde of the participant has got to be one of the most shadiest, low down, disgusting, egotistical, sorry ass, pathetic, insensitive, black hearted, immoral thing a person can do.
Getting caught cybering with what you think is a woman who is egging it on, is just embarassing not immoral
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-07 09:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-07 01:09:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I guess an asshole that sets up a camera without his girlfriend's permission so his friends can watch him have sex *cough gayfratboy cough* would know about being a tool, wouldn't he? Thanks for the information, dick.
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HAHAHA
Are you fucking serious? Your going to try to defend yourself after this shit? Please.
I might be asshole, but atleast im not some pathetic fuck who cybers with guys while saying the most gayest shit i have ever read.
You sir, are a fucking loser. Deal with it.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-06-07 01:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AJ, the kids at your high school wouldn't even call you Big Wheel, much less "A-Train", you toolbag. I laughed pretty hard at this.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-07 01:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I guess an asshole that sets up a camera without his girlfriend's permission so his friends can watch him have sex *cough gayfratboy cough* would know about being a tool, wouldn't he? Thanks for the information, dick.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2004-06-07 00:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You will know soon enough, reallybored.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-07 00:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You really are a fucking tool Poly.
Anyway, i wonder who stole my Agent Smith persona. I was pretty money with that...
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-06-06 22:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1st I did fuck up and Agent SMith uncovered SNuggles owner.
2nd I knew it was bullshit the first time I saw the post, I wasn't trying to cyber with cheer you fucking twits.
3rd AJ I told you it was a dude, you should have known it was a set up, its a friday night and some random girl has a pic and her SN in a post, could it be any more obvious.
Lastly well done Agetn Smith you got me.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-06 22:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Agent Smith.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-06 22:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the same way AJ acted when WE cybered!
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2004-06-06 22:23:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, Bill. You are one to talk about secrecy when you did such a shoddy job of protecting your beloved, "Snuggles_The_Assassin." Tool.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-06 21:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-06-06 21:05:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
AJ you told me that night all about "cheer" and I told you it was a dude, but super pimp knew Cheer was a girl, man you had sex with a dude.
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Get off AJ's dick already, you greasy bastard. From what I hear, you tried to talk to him/her also, and you got herbed. I highly doubt you are in any position to make fun of anyone. AJ might have cybered with a dude, but you got turned down by that same dude. Makes you a bigger loser than AJ in my book any day.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-06 21:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bill, you are a sad little man. You claim to hate me and think I'm the worst, yet you IM me constantly. STFU, you fuckin' fucker. You were apparently talking to her before I was, Snuggles.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-06-06 21:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AJ you told me that night all about "cheer" and I told you it was a dude, but super pimp knew Cheer was a girl, man you had sex with a dude.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-06 21:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-06-06 20:45:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, i'm confused. Isn't AJ gay? Yeah, he's definitely gay. Forget it.
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LOL
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-06-06 21:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, at least you're a good sport about it. Good thing you didn't do anything REALLY stupid or embarassing.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-06-06 21:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AJ admit it Cheer took your virginity.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-06 21:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anybody who could doctor a conversation like that is messed up in the head and has a lot of time on their hands.
In short, yes.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-06-06 20:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jill (user info) at 2004-06-06 16:31:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys act like you wouldn't have done the same thing.
You're right, because we wouldn't, we DIDN'T. I saw the initial post, I saw her IM, I did not IM her. I did not talk to her. See?
Hey AJ, did this actually happen?
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-06-06 20:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, i'm confused. Isn't AJ gay? Yeah, he's definitely gay. Forget it.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-06 20:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This still makes me laugh.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-06-06 19:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha poly is such a bitch. way to go agent smith.
Submitted by Jill (user info) at 2004-06-06 16:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys act like you wouldn't have done the same thing.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-06 15:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tool = AJ.
Submitted by fryfrug (user info) at 2004-06-06 13:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
polyamorousguyaj: Well, they didn't call me A-Train in high school for nothing
that is fucking funny
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-06 12:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-06 00:40:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Lighten up, Viv. This isn't something that's going to scar me emotionally.
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You know what I mean.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-06-06 12:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A hearty guffaw to you, mate.
Is that how you spell "guffaw"?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-06 11:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-06 11:38:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
...
And fetish I did not say I was all hot and bothered by it. You would have to try much harder than you think darlin.
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I'm sure it'd be worth the effort.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-06 11:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-05 22:15:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
If we all put in a dollar, and sent it to Bart, maybe he would put this on B@W.
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I got $5.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-06 11:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok all you womenz out there who gave me flak for saying poly wrote a good sex scene
I actually think he did, it was short, but it was not vulgar or offensive. I see much potential for a longer version. It was on the softcore side rather than the hardcore, which is probably what i liked about it. It seemed tasteful..err for an AIM chat with a random stranger anyway. hahahahaha
Also I have never done the cyber sex thing so I guess I wouldnt know good in that sense.
So pfffshhfftt
That's my story and I'm sticking to it ladies.
And fetish I did not say I was all hot and bothered by it. You would have to try much harder than you think darlin.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-06-06 01:30:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ClemsonCheer9999: i don't even know what to say. this feels so great.
polyamorousguyaj: I start to pump once again as you put the other arm down for more stability
polyamorousguyaj: I grab your hips, making sure you don't fall off as I squeeze your torso toward me again
ClemsonCheer9999: aj!!!!!!!!! <---------------
ClemsonCheer9999: i'm about to orgasm <----------
ClemsonCheer9999: seriously <---------
polyamorousguyaj: I'm almost completely vertical inside you as your breasts push against my chest and your arms grasp around my neck
ClemsonCheer9999: wow
ClemsonCheer9999: made a small mess here
ClemsonCheer9999: :-P
ClemsonCheer9999: did you orgasm?
And my NEW favorite quote ever:
polyamorousguyaj: "It isn't about me"
holy shit i laughed out loud and sprayed my keyboard with popcorn. now the r is sticking.
i hate you.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-06-06 01:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
polyamorousguyaj: I've got a friend that's a paramedic in Boston, she has that at least once a night
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at least SOMEBODY appreciates my suffering
Submitted by Jill (user info) at 2004-06-06 01:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Leave the poor kid alone he already embarrased himself.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-06 00:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lighten up, Viv. This isn't something that's going to scar me emotionally.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-05 22:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Why would you, this is just retarded.
An amusing stunt I suppose.
Sorry.
I have to.
Seriously, sorry.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-05 22:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have confirmation from Jewtoast that he will make a hefty donation of $50,000 to Ubersite if this gets on B@W.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-06-05 22:17:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That would be awesome Method, I'll throw in two bucks for me and snuggles.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-05 22:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If we all put in a dollar, and sent it to Bart, maybe he would put this on B@W.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-05 21:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Poor AJ you guys are so mean. I mean the poor kid beat his meat to some sick pervert, thats just wrong.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-06-05 21:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This ownage upstages any ownage ever in the history of owning.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-05 21:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-05 20:22:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jill (user info) at 2004-06-05 20:18:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
I read this again, its kind of funny. Who is this AJ guy and why does no one like him.
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Who wants to take this one?
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Allow me, well Jill you're new so here it goes. AJ is a complete fucking tool who no one likes. Soon he'll try to get in your pants, its a given. He'll tel you about his plans to make MVA. He'll say he'll soon be an uberlord. In other words he's a a fucking nerd. When he tries to cyber fuck you, tell him to cyber fuck off.
Snuggles.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-05 21:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2004-06-05 19:16:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fetish, you are a hack of a hacker. Do not tribute me, you will sour my name. I will piss on you.
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I'm torn. +2 for AJ, or -2 for this atrocity.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-05 21:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-05 03:53:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
As much as it pains me to say this, poly CAN write a good sex scene.
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If you think that's good... Well, it won't be hard for me to impress ya. :-)
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-06-05 21:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-06-05 08:28:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-05 03:53:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
As much as it pains me to say this, poly CAN write a good sex scene.
This much is certain.
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Please tell me you're kidding. That, or tell me the meaning of 'good' has changed.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-05 20:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jill (user info) at 2004-06-05 20:18:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
I read this again, its kind of funny. Who is this AJ guy and why does no one like him.
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Who wants to take this one?
Submitted by Jill (user info) at 2004-06-05 20:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I read this again, its kind of funny. Who is this AJ guy and why does no one like him.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-05 20:08:08 EDT (#<