I hate house work (420 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: -1 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by fly (View user info) at 2004-06-05 21:42:37 EDT
I spent the best part of to today cleaning up after an incontinent and deaf cat . My house smells of cats piss and although the old boy has been with us for fifteen years i think the time has come for animal exit time"Bye bye tiddles".Shall I reverse the car out of the drive whilst he is asleep or shall i offer it to my next door neighbours for a curry. Drown it in a bag weighted with a large brick or do you think the Iraqs (sorry) Pakis could make a dish out of him,because i dont like anything thing to go to waste!
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Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-06-06 15:25:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope your cat outlives you.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2004-06-06 00:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha....
Just Step on it! :)
Hahaha!!
Submitted by Metal_Immortal (user info) at 2004-06-05 22:08:46 EDT (#)
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How shouldst thou recieve thine own fate? To what ill will willst thou fall victim to? Will it be the foot of mine own self, smashing thine teeth on a sidewalk?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-05 22:04:38 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about dragonfly
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Methinks he was going for the perfect -2.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-05 21:44:05 EDT (#)
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I think if you combined all the shit you write into one post, you can be a much more efficient shit poster.