PolyamourousAJ's Hot Date. (1335 hits)
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Submitted by Habeeb Thomas <cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-07 01:30:42 EDT
Hahahahahahahhaa
What a tool
read this
HogMan250: how was your date on saturday
HogMan250: get any snatch?
polyamorousguyaj: no, I didn't get any snatch
polyamorousguyaj: sick fucker
polyamorousguyaj: haha
polyamorousguyaj: kissing and telling is bad karma
HogMan250: what the hell is sick about snatch?
HogMan250: you walk the dirt road?
polyamorousguyaj: no
polyamorousguyaj: that's fucking nasty
HogMan250: sure mr. rogers
polyamorousguyaj: it's just that you shouldn't be talkin' bout my date like that
HogMan250: sure
HogMan250: your dates a fuckin dike for all i care
polyamorousguyaj: hahaha
polyamorousguyaj: fucker
polyamorousguyaj: respect, bitch
HogMan250: how the fuck i'm i supposed to respect some imaginary bitch in iowa?
polyamorousguyaj: haha
polyamorousguyaj: she ain't imaginary
HogMan250: shes a mexican with a wig
polyamorousguyaj: no she isn't
polyamorousguyaj: she's blonde
HogMan250: you can buy blonde wigs
polyamorousguyaj: not this real
polyamorousguyaj: erm
HogMan250: did ya feel her tits at least?
HogMan250: ain't stickin no socks up there is she?
polyamorousguyaj: haha
polyamorousguyaj: like I'd talk to you about my dating life
HogMan250: why
HogMan250: whats wrong with me
HogMan250: i dig poontangs
polyamorousguyaj: you're nuts
HogMan250: whats the lady's name
polyamorousguyaj: Jenny
HogMan250: aww thats pretty
polyamorousguyaj: haha
polyamorousguyaj: don't be a dick, Habeeb... I think I like this girl
polyamorousguyaj: and I'd have to kick your ass
HogMan250: fuck the shit outta her then
polyamorousguyaj: haha
polyamorousguyaj: she ain't a ho
HogMan250: who cares
***HogMan250: stick it in her and walk down the street****
***HogMan250: be all like look at me fuckers****
polyamorousguyaj: hahaha
polyamorousguyaj: HAHAHAHA
polyamorousguyaj: Jesus, you are one crazy bastard
polyamorousguyaj: haha
HogMan250: i'm gonna do an uber post about all this
HogMan250: hahahha
polyamorousguyaj: you better not
polyamorousguyaj: I'll kick your ass
HogMan250: hahahha
polyamorousguyaj: Don't fuck with me, man
HogMan250: gimme 5 minutes
polyamorousguyaj: don't fuck with me
polyamorousguyaj: dude
polyamorousguyaj: seriously
polyamorousguyaj: I don't want to have to block you
HogMan250: go sit in the corner asshole
HogMan250: i'm busy
polyamorousguyaj: Well, anytime you're ready to not be an asshole you can IM Jewtoast. I'm blocking you for now.
HogMan250: i'm just playin with you
HogMan250: calm down
polyamorousguyaj signed off at 12:20:17 AM.
HogMan250: fuck him
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Jackass overeacted like a nigger fightin over a piece of goverment cheese
Now, gaze upon this
GO RUSH WOO!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-13 21:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-06-13 21:48:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just love it when you post AIM transcripts. Can't get enough.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-07 12:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-07 12:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-07 11:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is rather tasteless, cuz aj really likes her.
I still wuv you though habby.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-06-07 10:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, this was funny.
I never realized just how many uber people IMed each other.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-07 09:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-06-07 09:12:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Is AJ really that stupid or does he take the bait knowing it will always get posted?
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He's lonely and wants to have a friend.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-06-07 09:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is AJ really that stupid or does he take the bait knowing it will always get posted?
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-06-07 08:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-07 08:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Brilliant!
Although I have to deduct a point for the last line
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-07 07:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Habbeeb is a genius.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-07 07:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, I don,t even care for AJ myself, but this crap is just going to far and it isn't even funny anymore.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-07 07:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
har har peen....oh never mind.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-07 07:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This has me laughing uncontrollably.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-07 06:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This shouldn't be negative.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-07 06:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-07 02:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, your name is kenny.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-06-07 02:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AJ f'ed me in the ass
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35185
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-06-07 02:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahhahahah
it's all well and good everyone
aj unblocked me
all is well
hahahahahhahaha
polyamorousguyaj: Yeah, I'm sure Mr. Rogers fucking a blonde in Bumfuck, Iowa isn't going to stick
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-06-07 02:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
grow some hair on your teeth ya mexican
fuck you
GO BERS WOO!!!
Submitted by moneyshot (user info) at 2004-06-07 02:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dad and goat and have a picnic... clever little one aren't you? Good job alienating all your friends. All two of them.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-06-07 02:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
did you fuckers know ronald reagan died?
jesus christ
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-06-07 02:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-07 02:22:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Kenny, I don't talk about serious stuff with Habeeb because he hauls off and posts shit online. I have a feeling that if my dog died he'd make a joke out of it. Think about it, do you really want to talk about life with ChristPuncher?
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Fuck you asshole
I was bored
when i'm bored i do shit like this
next time ask me if i'm bored
you can talk life with me
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-07 02:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just beat my meat like it owed me money, it was worthwhile, no overneedy emotional attachments to my right hand. Just beat it like a red headed stephchild.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-07 02:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kenny, I don't talk about serious stuff with Habeeb because he hauls off and posts shit online. I have a feeling that if my dog died he'd make a joke out of it. Think about it, do you really want to talk about life with ChristPuncher?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-07 02:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Bull shit, AJ lost his virginity to his right hand years ago.... that is, unless he's left handed.
-1'n this because of the reading i had to do to get to the tootsie center.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-06-07 02:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AJ, and I say this in all seriousness, it's cool that you are a virgin. Unlike how I pick on Tom about it, I think you're probably an OK guy, so I'm just going to say that you should lighten up.
You are not disrespecting her by telling some guy on the internet whether or not you banged her, or did anything with her. Guys just talk about that shit with other guys -- the fact that you don't want to makes it painfully obvious nothing happened ... but that's cool, too. It just becomes dorky when you have to act like it did to make yourself seem like more of a pimp than you are.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-06-07 02:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck you moneyshot
go take your dad and your goat and have a picnic
Asshole
GO RUSH WOO!!!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-06-07 02:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he's a fuckin mormon thats why
don't know how to take a joke either
GO RUSH WOO!!!
Submitted by moneyshot (user info) at 2004-06-07 02:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Not that great. The picture saves you from an all out -2.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-07 02:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a little thing called, "respect," Kenny.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-06-07 02:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why would you call someone a sick fucker for asking if you got any snatch?
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-06-07 02:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm ready to not be an asshole, shit for brains
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-07 02:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
polyamorousguyaj: Well, anytime you're ready to not be an asshole you can IM Jewtoast.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-06-07 02:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey agent fuckface
inform aj that he needs to take the rod out of his ass and learn to be the butt of a joke
that is all
GO RUSH WOO!!!!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-06-07 01:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm a fuckin russina spy assholes
take fuckin pot8tomanjacks password
im me if you want brutus magees password
he's up for sale
price 0 dollars
GO RUSH WOO!!!!
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-07 01:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pewp.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2004-06-07 01:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AJ has informed me that you neglected a portion of the conversation.
polyamorousguyaj: I'll post pot8tomanjack's password
polyamorousguyaj: don't fuck with me
HogMan250: fuck him
He has also informed me that there was a flood of incoming IMs from different users.
AlabamaMikeK
ApplePen5
BatterHatter
Christpuncher316
generabaterater
IFYOUBLOCKMEANUK
QSAMAISELVIS
Wavecrue81 ****
Wavecrue81: c'mon man, can we be friends now? this is my last name. no one will even see the post.
****
Seems you are leading a double life, Mr. Puncher.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-06-07 01:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck you too tom
you homeschooled fuck
get a job
GO RUSH WOO!!!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-06-07 01:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck you and my lame ass message log. you know you got a boner reading it
suck fuck
GO BEARS WOO!!!!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-07 01:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm full of myself. Hot damn.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-06-07 01:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is getting a +2 not for the lame ass Message log, but for the picture.
It reminds me of those fucked up old animated specials, like the Rudoplh the red-nosed reindeer christmas special from like 30 years ago.
Submitted by DancingHobo (user info) at 2004-06-07 01:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have you had your Habeeb today?
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-06-07 01:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What is wrong with you?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-07 01:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Anyone want pot8tomanjack? Just IM me.