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I agree, MickGinny (463 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: -1 on 3 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by A-Daamage (View user info) at 2004-06-07 05:40:22 EDT

This isn't a real post, but I was bored to the point of listening to Family Guy wav's tonight, so I started sifting through tons of Uber posts and decided to tackle one of the MVA's posts. I came across this one:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/31863

Naturally curious, I followed the link and almost spit the beer I was drinking all over my screen when I read this paragraph:

"This has also been a learning experience for me. I got a lot of messages correcting me about the color of wedding dresses. For Russian Orthodox, they are blue. For Chinese they are red. Mexico has multi-colored ones. All I know is, for my next wedding I will be wearing a hairy, flesh-toned ensemble because I will be buck naked with a toe tag lying on a slab in the morgue because I would have killed myself."

It takes a lot to make me really laugh hard, so I agree with MickGinny. Someone find out who this guy is and have him write for Uber.

"So you sit home, drinking alone, empty bottle in your hand. Don't even try to sort out the lies. It's worse to try to understand." - song: Unsuccessfully Coping With The Natural Beauty Of Infidelity, band: Type O Negative

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Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-07 14:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This was kind of useless. I'm sure you can do better though!

Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2004-06-07 06:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks, I'll take that to heart.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-06-07 05:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/24173