Just because you have a 7 inch dick doesn't mean you're not gay (1463 hits)
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Submitted by patrick <theblackgoat9.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-07 17:59:52 EDT
I know this guy, and from what I have heard he has a size 17 shoe (meaning he has somewhere are a 7 inch penis. He also has fucked a lot girls too... more than me and seven other non-virgin guys I know. He is also very big too, around 6 foot 7 inches. Oh and has the deepest voice know to man. Once I called him on the phone and he picked up and I swore I talking to Mufasa at age 86 and had been smokeing two packs a-day for the past 38 years.
But just because your tally-wacker beats mine by and inch and you've fucked enough girls to win an award, doesn't mean you're straight.
He's not emo, but wears women's pants. Only emo kids are allows to wear women's pants and still get laid because if they don't they'll cry. Emos think that they are comfortable enough with their sexuality to wear women's pants... but I think their fags anyway. Thus, if you wear women's pants, you're a fag... emos go cry about... non-emo fags go stick a dildo in your ass and wack off to a pictures of cocks and balls.
He waxes his eye brows and get manacures (I don't know how to spell it cause only women and fags know how to spell it, I think cause it's a French word). If you speak French you're gay too... because French people are gay. But this particular homosexual happens to speak German. All I have to say to that is... put some food in your mouth and try to read Russian and you'll speak German perfect. German is the only language where you can spit and consider it a vowl or hack a luggie and it be a word.
This gaylord also listens to Rammstien. For the record, Rammstien SUCKS! That's 'sucks' with that damn German hacking sound at the end. Their lyrics suck, their not even lyrics. They went into a music shop and buys some instrument and never bothered to learn them... cranked up the distortion and bass... so all those fuckers out their who try to learn how to play their music or write it out are confused and can't do it. But those dumbasses listen to Rammstien, so they're so stupid they think it must be hard to play and praise their lack of skill. The the music, lyrics, and the band must have sucked so bad that they had to take their music to America. Of course all the dumbasses here in America thought it was cool, because it's in another language. But those same poser metalheads that listen to Marlyn Manson (like this fagwad does), who also sucks, don't listen to any of those death and black metal bands from Norway or Sweeden, such as Emperor, Children of Bodom, Bathory, or Amon Amarth. You know why they don't listen to those kickass metal bands? I'll tell you why, because they can't understand what they are saying. Know understand the irony of listening to something in another language and not listening to something where the vocals are so distorted you can't quite make it out what they are saying so easily. You can't understand that... cause this is America, and it's citizens are retarded.
The faggot also shaves his legs. I shaved my legs once too... because I had to put stomp the fire off of my burning friend who was playing with matches and gasoline. Yeh, I burnt the hair on my legs, so I had to shave it all off... and I did it with one of those blades cowboys used... like a straight guy.
Once he had to change the sheets on his bed and chair because they didn't match his walls and drappery... ... ... *cricket* ... ... ... FAG!!!
Moral of the story is... a big dick belonging to a faggot means he's got a big brown dick and he isn't a nigger.
User Reviews
Submitted by Hairy_rod at 2004-08-20 01:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey man, Hows this ---- your a FUCKING IDIOT (with a hacking sound on the IDIOT)!!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-11 15:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is a textbook display of penis envy.
His penis is bigger than mine! Wah!! WAH!! I know! I'll accuse him of being a homosexual! That will soothe my tiny, itsy-bitsy little weiner issue!! Yeah...
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-11 15:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are retarded. never breed.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-06-11 15:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ron jeremy wears a size 7 shoe.
Submitted by Pittdude (user info) at 2004-06-11 15:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Would have been -2 but I could only get through half of it so I figured the full negativeness would be unfair.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-11 14:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just ask him out already!
Submitted by MisouAngel at 2004-06-11 14:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I dont know how old this is, muchless if anyones still reading/checking up on it, but I have to throw in my two cents worth
You are a racist and an Ignorant fool, in all seriousness, I hope a bunch of "Fags" and "Niggers" track down your IP address, find you, and beat the holy shit out of you
period
Submitted by Lucky (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*uncontrolable laughter* you only have a 6in. penis?! *more uncontrolable laughter*
-2 for you.
+2 for this:
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Submitted by David1 (user info) at 2004-06-07 20:01:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
*sighs* everyone knows it takes an eight inch penis to be gay. God, get with it!
Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-06-07 23:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
-1 because I learned something new today. It's spelled "luigi"? Really?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-07 20:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"All I have to say to that is... put some food in your mouth and try to read Russian and you'll speak German perfect. German is the only language where you can spit and consider it a vowl or hack a luggie and it be a word."
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You, sir, are a fucking idiot. For one, German involves a lot more complex speech patterns than your tiny cranium will EVER be able to comprehend. Secondly, it's V-O-W-E-L and L-U-I-G-I. Your spelling dumbfounds me, I seriously think my IQ temporarily dropped while reading this.
Submitted by David1 (user info) at 2004-06-07 20:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*sighs* everyone knows it takes an eight inch penis to be gay. God, get with it!
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-06-07 19:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's just say your sizing philosophy is flawed.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-06-07 19:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Surely this must be a joke.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-07 19:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you a MENSA member?
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-06-07 18:30:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Can I step on your throat? Please?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-07 18:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-07 18:04:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
wow, you're an intellectual juggernaut, aren't you?
That one had me stoner laughing.
Submitted by DarkTemplarDM (user info) at 2004-06-07 18:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Rammstein is awesome
and your gay
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-07 18:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How do you know its 7 inches?
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-06-07 18:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeh, I burnt the hair on my legs, so I had to shave it all off... and I did it with one of those blades cowboys used... like a straight guy.
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A cowboy would have left the burnt hair as a symbol of his straightness, only a fag would shave it off.
Submitted by DarkWraith (user info) at 2004-06-07 18:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just because you have a six inch wang dosn't mean you should have the right to go and produce children, who you will raise to be just as stupid as you are.
*throws grenade*
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-07 18:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Unbelievably awful.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-06-07 18:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You DO know that the majority of transvestites are heterosexual? Look it up. Just because a guy wears women's clothing doesn't mean he's gay. That's exactly the teenage thought process I'd expect from you.
Now, don't you think that if he's having sex with women that he would be straight by default? Nice one.
One last thing: Why are you so worried about the size of his package? I would think that's more of a sign of being gay than a guy wearing women's pants, wouldn't you agree?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-07 18:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow, you're an intellectual juggernaut, aren't you?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-07 18:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!