Abducting Little Girls For Unhealthy Activities(NSFW) (835 hits)
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Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (View user info) at 2004-06-07 18:39:47 EDT
Yeah, I made a hitwhore title. I've never done it before, so fuck you.
The last time my car window got me in trouble, I was almost arrested for allegedly trying to abduct a fat 7 year old girl. The mother freaked out on me and a cop patted me down-- all because my window wouldn't roll down. Which leads me to my question-- WHY THE HELL WOULD I ABDUCT A FATASS 17 YEAR OLD?! For one thing, I would have the hardest time fitting little miss lard into the passenger seat.
For another thing, as I'm driving down the highway, her weight will surely cut down on my gas mileage. Seeing as how gas prices are up these days, I would more than likely abduct a skinny 98 year old than a 7 year old who weighs as much as I do.
That's not really what I intended writing this post on. I have severe intentions of abducting children. I'm only 32. I'll probably wait until I'm in my 70's to jump into that hobby.
On second hand, I was going to write this post about how my window got me in a debacle again. Now that I think about it, it's not that funny.
Earlier tonight, I had a late night craving. What's the only national fast food restaurant open past 11 pm? You guessed it, the Wendy's drive thru. Seeing as how I can't roll my driver's side window down, I did the only logical thing--
I went thru the drive-thru backwards.
Then some stuff happened, the drive thru girl got freaked thinking I was gonna rob the place, the cars behind me were blowing their horns and blah blah blah.
The end.
Here's a picture of the best movie ever.
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Submitted by me at 2004-06-07 20:01:21 EDT (#)
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Seeing as how I can't roll my driver's side window down, I did the only logical thing--
I went thru the drive-thru backwards.
^^That saved you from -2
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-07 19:58:28 EDT (#)
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What
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-07 19:46:43 EDT (#)
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That whole post was a joke about people making up shit when they post, and yes if I ever talk like a gangsta its a joke. I am a white boy who grew up next to a farm, I am in no way a "wigger". I accept my whiteness and I embrace it. I also like hard core rap and country, I believe that Johnny Cash and Eazy E are doing a duet in heaven right now.
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-06-07 19:44:12 EDT (#)
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Your title is too specific to get that many hits, IMHO.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-07 19:43:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-28 10:49:49 (#)
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BigMike I was the mutha fucka rollin in da Penske on 24 inch spinners. I had a line of ho's following cause I'm da fuckin man.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Thats what I mean..if it's all a joke then You had me fooled.
If I was wrong then I admit it, but I've seen that kinda stuff from you all over uber.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-07 19:30:15 EDT (#)
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Those "nigger" posts were a joke, holy fuck look at 95% of what I post, it might not be good, but its 100% white. My SN is BDizzleFoSh, holy fuck another joke, I though of it while drunk, off of OE which we all know is black. So in short fuck off.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-07 19:27:01 EDT (#)
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You are kidding right?
I'm talking about you period, as Billsbchamps too?
Christ your aim handle is BDizzleFoSho or some shit like that. I saw you post it on a thread.
I've seen you use that wigger ebonics speak all over and your wonderful nigger for sale posts.... yeah, I think I've made my point.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-07 19:22:45 EDT (#)
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I'm white, oh shit I am fuck fuck fuck. I know I'm white. I like country music and John Deere hats (before that punk made it cool). Snuggles is a fucking joke, its not how I am in real life. Damn mystia for being so "smart" you can sure be a fucking dumbass.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-07 19:14:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-07 19:07:11 EDT (#)
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Well?
Well?
HEH
Isn't there some high schools you could be trolling yelling out the window " Yo shorties how bout you holla at a playa. Can a mutha fucka get some digits?"
yup thats sounds about right.
You could probably be cool if you didn't try so hard and realized that you were born white.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-07 19:03:06 EDT (#)
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Mystia I wanna rape your ass well your grandmother licks my asshole.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-07 19:00:38 EDT (#)
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I can tell its not the real snuggles because this guy speaks english and not wigger, wanna be a black pimp, talk.
I like this snuggles better
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-06-07 18:56:16 EDT (#)
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...Didn't Sideburns post this on pulse?
Submitted by DancingHobo (user info) at 2004-06-07 18:53:43 EDT (#)
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I bet if you stuck your dick in a blender you could make a mean milkshake.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-06-07 18:51:11 EDT (#)
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yeah whoever did this will pay
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-07 18:47:48 EDT (#)
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Snuggles did not approve this, no one fucking dies this is horseshit. WHoever did this will pay.
Submitted by harmless <its_mostly_harmless.at.hotmail.co> at 2004-06-07 18:45:38 EDT (#)
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No snuggles. Bad.