You're too scared to want an Equal Rights Amendment (397 hits)
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Submitted by Buxton (View user info) at 2004-06-07 21:03:12 EDT
So, I went down to Tallahassee, Florida this weekend with some friends. I won?t even begin to describe the drunken fun we had while we were there (Ken?s Friendly Tavern fucking rocks), but I will relate an amusing anecdote from the drive back to Atlanta.
We stopped at some bumblefuck BP right across the Florida/ Georgia border to get gas. This place is about 150 miles or so from anywhere I would consider worth living, and in the heart of the very redneck region known as ?Souf Jarga? or ?South Georgia? if you can read and spell. So to say the least, I didn?t expect this to be the most forward thinking of gas stations, but boy was I wrong.
When I went in to piss, I noticed the usual 2 bathroom doors, but much to my dismay one was labeled ?Women? and the other was labeled ?Unisex?.
Now, I have no problem with unisex bathrooms, and in fact if women really want an equal rights amendment(which they really don't; they like us paying, and holding car doors, and thats fine by me), its what all bathrooms will have to become (?separate is inherently unequal? rings a bell in some court case about 30 year ago), but the idea that the women get a bathroom only they can use, as well as access to the one anybody can use is total fucking bullshit. Two women could walk in and both use the bathroom at the same time, but if two guys walked in one would have to wait. That, my friends is not cool.
In conclusion, South Georgia is even more fucked up than I previously thought, and getting one of those mugs at Ken?s Tavern might just be my new goal in life.
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Submitted by DarkWraith (user info) at 2004-06-08 15:59:19 EDT (#)
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Women are greedy. They want to have better jobs, more pay, and 'equal rights.' However, they also want to be pampered.
Conclusion: Women want to be god.
Though not gay myself, I think I know where they get it from.
Oh well, it all equals one thing: they can hold out on sex longer than us, and therefor win.
****.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-08 15:50:12 EDT (#)
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i could have chosen my wording better, huh?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-06-08 15:50:06 EDT (#)
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My -2s carry no gender bias.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-08 15:49:37 EDT (#)
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You have a penis. Go find some bushes.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-06-08 15:47:34 EDT (#)
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Good base for a potentially great article. It's still worth reading.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-08 15:39:53 EDT (#)
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This could have been explored more. I thought it was too short.
Submitted by My_dixie_wrecked (user info) at 2004-06-08 04:37:43 EDT (#)
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The question mark thing didn't bother me that much. And I agree with your point. I wanted to do a post where a guy sits at home and watches oprah while the woman is at work, but figured i would get -2ed to hell by the liberal community of ubersite.
Submitted by buxton (user info) at 2004-06-07 21:10:55 EDT (#)
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all the question marks should be either double or single quotation marks...sorry =\
Submitted by buxton (user info) at 2004-06-07 21:09:20 EDT (#)
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bah
how did MS Word manage to do that, and how did I manage to not notice....
Submitted by DancingHobo (user info) at 2004-06-07 21:06:20 EDT (#)
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