Ubersite
Home - About Us - Contact
"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings." - Ozzie Guillen
Welcome to Ubersite!
Search Ubersite
Search for:

Most Recently Reviewed
  1. Sleep now?
  2. Sunrise After the Fever Re...
  3. You're All Going to Die So...
  4. In response to: 5 question...
  5. I'm Back!
  6. Super Important Question
  7. A Stoned Question
  8. gross misrepresentation on...
  9. When will women stop sendi...
  10. Mars for Sale
more...
Most Heated
  1. Sleep now? (71 heat)
  2. What's your Theme Song, Ub... (41 heat)
  3. This isn't creepy at all... (25 heat)
  4. Super Yum? (23 heat)
  5. Wuthering Heights – A book... (21 heat)
  6. 2012: It Could Happen... (18 heat)
  7. SPT, I know why Shlongy di... (18 heat)
  8. Super Important Question (18 heat)
  9. Stop! Weathertime, Boring... (17 heat)
  10. Le Post de Jeudi - Avec Merde (14 heat)
more...
Most Viewed Messages
  1. The Ultimate MS Paint: It... (1216936 hits)
  2. "If I cum now, will it be ... (774308 hits)
  3. How The Hell Do I Get Out ... (507728 hits)
  4. Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Ne... (427388 hits)
  5. Motivating the Weekend (383773 hits)
  6. How To Pick Up Chicks (352581 hits)
  7. Knockoff porn movie titles (327883 hits)
  8. My J-Date Misadventure (317762 hits)
  9. Masturbating on Skype with... (313875 hits)
  10. Badass Australian Cows (275493 hits)
more...
Most Viewed Authors
  1. Bart Cilfone (1572953 hits)
  2. S. William Moore II (1562495 hits)
  3. Razor (1536494 hits)
  4. JMG114 (1497200 hits)
  5. Sydeburnz (1433447 hits)
  6. MickGinny (1400668 hits)
  7. loki (1143928 hits)
  8. Jonukah (1084462 hits)
  9. VACANCY (1071948 hits)
  10. Sayonara (1066141 hits)
  11. weeeeep (1027146 hits)
  12. Obama Fofana (994159 hits)
  13. Yankees! (979993 hits)
  14. Tom (923356 hits)
  15. THE MIGHTY APOLLO (847751 hits)
  16. I Got A Life So I Don't Ha... (833783 hits)
  17. ++TIGER++ ++LILLY++ (815488 hits)
  18. Sorrell (805766 hits)
  19. Wally (798174 hits)
  20. RIP™ (778999 hits)
  21. Tremble, hetero swine! (760545 hits)
  22. Phallic_Cymbals (752236 hits)
  23. RON PAUL 2008! (749469 hits)
  24. HIDDEN101 (741597 hits)
  25. Will Zone (728247 hits)
  26. T then ToM (720084 hits)
  27. User Blocked (714598 hits)
  28. iddqd (701194 hits)
  29. kaos-king (687987 hits)
  30. kaos-king (670415 hits)
Click here to return to the list of messages.

We are ruled by TV (305 hits)

Category: None

Rating: 0 on 2 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by eXkal (View user info) at 2004-06-07 21:37:17 EDT


I was listening to "An American Prayer" by The Doors, and a lyric recited was 'Do you know we are ruled by TV?"

Then the wheels in my mind started to turn and how be damn we are.

I myself don't watch tv... cause it's so fucking boring. But when this dialogue occurs... the world has gone wrong:

What are you doing?
Watching tv?
What are you watching?
I don't know... I think it's a documentary.
About what?
I don't know.
Then why are you watching it?
I don't know... nothing better to do.
Yeh there is. Read a book, go blow up something... start a religion, or plan a murder.
Nah. I'll just watch this.

When there's nothing on your schedule and you watch tv... fuck that.

It's not good now that the only thing on tv anymore is one person raids three other people's, they've never met, rooms and decide which one they want to fuck by the end of the night, or a show about the 80's. What the hell happened during the 80's anyway? The o-zone layer got a big hole from hair bands using hair spray... if that's anything. Oh... wait MTV was born. Fuck that, MTV sucks.

MTV is what is kill everything. Everyone's intelligence has decreased because they decided to talk 'ghetto' or what-the-fuck-ever. Adding -izzle to the end of every word is not a language, it's just stupid. Then they give little girls and boys the inspiration to be rappers and rock stars... but they end up thugs and sluts.

Hell MTV isn't even 'music' television anymore... just a bunch a shows about 20 year olds wanting to hook up and fuck and other gay shit.

The rest of tv shows are sports... which suck, the news, and tv-edited movies. If the movie isn't already tv appropriate... don't show it. I saw "Heat" on FOX awhile back and parts of the shoot-out were cut... GAY! That was one of the best parts of that flick, you don't cut that. Then some movies they cut an entire scene, and you have no clue what happened, and you are left bewildered until you get $5 to rent the movie.

Murder your TV.

Submit to Digg Submit to StumbleUpon

User Reviews


Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-06-07 21:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm glad you don't watch TV. You missed the news bulletin about me murdering your parents after reading your post.

Hey, I wasn't going to, but my only other choice was to watch TV.

Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-06-07 21:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Read a book, go blow up something... start a religion, or plan a murder

I like


It says it's for dogs, but she can't read.

-- Homer Simpson
Simpson's Roasting on an Open Fire