Pirates... redone by drunks (470 hits)
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Submitted by eXkal (View user info) at 2004-06-07 22:05:58 EDT
Pirates of the Caribbean... redone by drunks.
What to do:
1) Everyone must be drunk.
2) Get a pool, probably a small one, not very deep.
3) Get a raft, a small two or tree person raft.
Most of the movie will be in the pool. You can get really creative and do all kinds of thing. Here are a few little suggestions to use and ideas to go by:
Two people will be in the raft and one will say to the other "I'm going below deck." Cut the scene and have the person walk down some steps into a big room.
Throw beach balls at whoever is playing Jack and he'll say "Stop blowing holes in my ship!"
For the scene where they throw all the jetsam over board: set up the raft on the side of the pool and angle the camera to show the side of the raft and a lot of the pool. Then get lots of furniture and boxes and shit and throw them in the pool.
Mix in a lot of other movies, like Lord of the Rings. Such as have Barbosa taking Jack, Frodo, and Sam to Henneth-Anun (the forbidden pool and falls), and that's where all the treasure will be.
The treasure room could be in a jewlry store.
Jack the monkey should be either a very big dude in a gorrilla suit or a little hand puppet.
Jack Sparrow will say, "but why's the rum gone?" a lot.
The burning of the rum: the fire should be a little bit of hay or just match. "That smoke must be a mile high. The entire navy will see it!"
Leave out a lot of scenes, you can't do the whole movie, that gets borring. Shorten somethings like long conversations will be like: "Hey do this laddie." "why?" "Cause you bastard." "Aye."
Don't forget to say, "Why's the rum gone?" a lot.
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Submitted by moneyshot (user info) at 2004-06-08 04:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You my friend are an idiot. Plain and simple.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-08 04:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehe...im waiting for the link to your production...anyways a good inspiration for drunkards on lazy-hot-summer days.
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2004-06-07 23:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You left out the part where someone holds your head under the water until you drown. Please rewrite.
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-06-07 22:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesoem!
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-07 22:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ghey
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-06-07 22:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Third time's a charm.
Submitted by DancingHobo (user info) at 2004-06-07 22:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
3rd post today.