Stupid Fucking White Trash Fucks (2054 hits)
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Submitted by Habeeb Thomas <cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-08 02:04:36 EDT
Damn Man
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,122056,00.html
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An Iowa man has been arrested for assault with an airborne chalupa, reports the Des Moines Register.
"I've never had anything quite like that before," police detective Darren Cornwell told the newspaper.
Nancy Harrison was working the drive-through window at a Des Moines Taco Bell (search) Thursday evening when 24-year-old Christopher Lame pulled up and ordered food, Harrison told police.
Lame got and paid for his food, but a little while later walked into the restaurant to complain he hadn't gotten what he'd ordered.
Harrison asked him if he had his receipt.
"What the [bleep]," he replied, according to Harrison. "Do I have to bring my receipt, too?"
She said Lame went out to his car and came back with his bag of food.
"There's the [bleeping] tacos," he allegedly said.
Harrison replied that the restaurant was closing, and began to turn away, but not before an airborne chalupa hit her in the face.
A chalupa (search) is basically a taco wrapped in a crispy deep-fried shell rather than the traditional baked shell.
Lame ran out of the restaurant, Harrison told police, but she followed him into the parking lot and wrote down his license plate number.
Lame was tracked down and given a citation for assault. He is scheduled to be in court June 15.
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Some fuckers have no shame
GO RUSH WOO!!!
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-10 15:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-18 08:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oui.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-08 19:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-08 18:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Loved it.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-07-28 13:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Stupid red necks.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-28 16:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Skullcrusher (user info) at 2004-06-08 18:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man that was good stuff. The redneck kicks ass.
Submitted by Sci-Fi_Man (user info) at 2004-06-08 13:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the...
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-06-08 13:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
best habeeb post ever
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-06-08 13:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 because hes got his junk hangin' out.
SPISY!!!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-08 10:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chile con FRIJOLES. Not beans.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-08 10:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
god's semen! nascar fury!
beautiful i laughed so hard i cried
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-08 10:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The pic is funny but it seems to be the only thing you have thought up on your own. I can't give any points for news stories.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-06-08 10:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"nascar fury"
i laughed.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-06-08 10:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
what does this have to do with white trash? because it's iowa? they're farmers, not nascar southerners. jesus, I wish christ would punch you back once in awhile.
Submitted by WRECKER (user info) at 2004-06-08 10:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That fuckin' pic alone is worth an 8. But, I will give you a two. Degenerate white trash fucks.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-06-08 09:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post just made my day.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-06-08 09:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't decide what is funniest. The menu, the redneck "NASCAR Fury", or the Taco Bell Bitch smoking.
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-06-08 08:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Lawdie.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-08 07:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NASCAR FUCKING FURY!!
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-06-08 07:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-08 07:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOO! I am on the menu! +22222222
Submitted by xfilthxinfusedxwithxfilth (user info) at 2004-06-08 07:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There are plenty of fucked up things written about in the papers that are actually funny, try ripping off one of those next.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-06-08 05:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AJ's balls with a side order of God's Semen, please.
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-06-08 04:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I had a kebab thrown at me once.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-06-08 03:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This may be the best post Habeeb has ever made. It comes roaring in with a 0.
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-06-08 03:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the hell?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-06-08 03:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd have laughed out loud if my boss wasn't sleeping in the chair next to me. I hate night shift.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-06-08 03:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for "BartBart" "Lojope" and "AJ's Balls"
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-06-08 03:29:50 EDT (#)
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Michaelangelo ain't got shit on Habeeb.
Submitted by moneyshot (user info) at 2004-06-08 03:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God Damn this made me almost fall out of my chair! Nascar fury! Habeeb is one funny motherfucker!
Submitted by Theory_Eyed (user info) at 2004-06-08 02:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aaaahhhh fuck!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-06-08 02:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NASCAR FURY
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-06-08 02:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by digsy (user info) at 2004-06-08 02:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Har har
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35253
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-08 02:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NASCAR FURY!!!
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-08 02:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rofl....oh god....bart bart, airborne chalupa, chris lame, lmfao.....
Just say it over and over, "airborne chalupa"
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-08 02:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post gives me a raging boner of epic proportions....
damned funny habeeb damned funny.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-08 02:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THE MENU!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-06-08 02:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
inspired by method
GO BEARS WOO!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-08 02:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This might be the funniest thing I have ever seen. The faces, the redneck on the redneck, and the entire menu made me piddle myself.