Tom Needs a Swift Kick in the Face (3522 hits)
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Submitted by Fetish is still PAS' bitch! (View user info) at 2004-06-08 10:32:43 EDT
Tom needs a swift kick in the face. That is right, I said it. I think that one post wonder of an MVA member sucks an immense wang. I am sure all you Tom lovers will run a -2 train on this, but that is the beauty of Ubersite. I can say exactly what I feel, all of you can get pissed off about it, and as long as I do not piss off Bart too much, I can come back and post tomorrow.
This is why Ubersite is better than that other knockoff site that consists of reposts of the same stuff that is already on Ubersite, along with a very ghey rating system. In addition, there is that minimum rating thing... I project that it will have less than a 100 members this time next month, and 90% of the posts will be unoriginal knockoffs of Ubersite posts.
So why a Tom hate post? Tom has let that one bored at work post go to his head, and has reverted to a 12 year little boy. I am not the first to say it; others have said it. But, Fetish, why a hate post? Those always are rated bad here. I know this, but I write for me, and I really feel like calling Tom out on this one.
You might ask, Fetish why do you hate Tom? I thought there was another member who you hated more... For now, let us just focus on a good ol' Tom hating. Now... Let me tell you why I hate Tom.
1. He does not deal with criticism very well. If you don't like one of his post, seconds later your last post will be -2'd with your comment to his posts attached to his -2. Face it Tom, even you can make a shitty post sometimes. We all do. Some of us more than others.
2. His last posts have been terrible, but he still thinks he is the shit because a handful of Tom groupies +2 them anyways.
3. Tom has the attitude that he is the best thing that happened to Ubersite and will be the best thing that ever happened to that wannabe knockoff site. Pull that dick out of your ass, Ubersite does not revolve around you, you revolve around it.
4. http://www.ubersite.com/m/30760#489369 I'll consider it after you get rid of IHAKF.
- Yeah Tom, I have single-handedly ruined Ubersite.
5. http://www.ubersite.com/m/30592#485337 You will always be wrong about everything, and all your posts will be bad.
- You think so? I have written couple of good posts. Besides, I do not need Tom's seal of approval before a post can be considered good.
6. http://www.ubersite.com/m/30601 Dude, I love I_Have_A_Kristen_Fetish.
- Hands off, I am straight.
7. http://www.ubersite.com/m/32547#523262 It seems that everything is becoming a firm reminder that I have a small cock.
- I hate that for you Tom. Is this recent outburst of hate a result of having such childlike wee-wee?
8. http://www.ubersite.com/m/33609#546207 Fuck off Zone and Bored you fucking fucks. A congrats would suffice, but you just has to be fucking asses about it. Thanks for nothing, dumbfucks. Keep rimming me IHAKF.
- Keep dreaming Tom. My tongue will never touch the inside of any ass that does not belong to a woman. What is the fascination you have with me and sexual acts of various natures?
9. http://www.ubersite.com/m/30592#485347 It was ignorant of you to ever get caught up in the users.
- Take your own advice Tom. Ye old wise sage.
10. Last, but not least... He looks like the product of Kid Rock and Carrot Top's gay man love. See picture below for proof.
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Submitted by equaIizer (user info) at 2004-10-20 23:26:51 EDT (#)
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Equalized! 136835
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When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.
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I apologize for my spamming.
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Is there a post where you don't kiss ass or talk about yourself? We have yet to find out. How have you made you living here on ubersite with such trite garbage?
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Good effort
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No. It's carrot top with Tom's hair.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-08-12 20:16:40 EDT (#)
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I don't actually ever read anything by Tom nowadays, but I'll take your word for it when you say they are shit. Is that really him in the picture, btw? He sure has a weird looking face.
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Poor baby getting tired of clicking. I've got 144 posts. That's alot for you to spam.
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DAMN you post a lot of SHIT!!!
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I've been Bargled!
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I like this post.
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Teach me how to make good posts.
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I stole Method's idea, and it worked well for me.
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Method is a genius.
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You don't know anything.
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Nice spliff.
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I don't know what it is about you, but whenever I look at your posts I get a hard on.
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Whoa, I want to do you, you happy lovetoy!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-10 19:04:32 EDT (#)
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Tom, for the last time, stop being such a whore.
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Fetish is a god!
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I want fetish banned.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-07-10 18:43:40 EDT (#)
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whiney bitches all around, go suck an egg.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-10 18:40:09 EDT (#)
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I hate Polpot.
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This is my favorite post!
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Teach me how to make good posts.
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You need that fat bastard pic from Method's post instead.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-07-10 17:13:43 EDT (#)
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I take it then, that no one ever DID read the Tom Swift books oging back to something I said a month ago.
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I do make grammatical errors and typos here and there.
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You fucking misspelled Santa Claus
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Fetish is a god!
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Fetish is a god!
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Whoa, I want to do you, you happy lovetoy!
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I hate Polpot.
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-10 04:55:06 (#)
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and it doesnt get better than this
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-10 04:40:30 (#)
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This is my favorite post!
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I can't believe that Bart didn't take the -2 back.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-10 06:35:17 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAH!!... fuck you, Fetish.
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I accept!
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This post was so good that my bowels just let loose.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-07-10 06:16:39 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAH!!... fuck you, Fetish.
Here, have another for making me laugh.
Don't link me into giving you good scores again, though. I'll kick your ass.
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Have this +2 as a token of my appreciation.
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This post was so good that my bowels just let loose.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-10 04:55:06 EDT (#)
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and it doesnt get better than this
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-10 04:40:30 (#)
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This is my favorite post!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-10 04:54:38 EDT (#)
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Are we really gonna have a whoring contest, Fetish?
Now I gotta think of some other cheap trick. It's not easy being greasy.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-07-10 04:40:30 EDT (#)
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This is my favorite post!
Submitted by vex (user info) at 2004-07-10 04:35:55 EDT (#)
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You need that fat bastard pic from Method's post instead.
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I like this post.
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You need that fat bastard pic from Method's post instead.
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I like this post.
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This is better than Method's Post.
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Best post all day!!!!!
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now its been figured out
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-07-10 02:33:38 EDT (#)
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I loves me some pork fat.
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I loves me some pork fat.
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This post was so good that my bowels just let loose.
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Have this +2 as a token of my appreciation.
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I like this post.
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This post was so good that my bowels just let loose.
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This is my favorite post!
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You need that fat bastard pic from Method's post instead.
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I like this post.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-10 00:24:09 EDT (#)
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This is just an attempt to make it heated again. God knows he feels like he has to "School me" on the internet.
Way to teach me a lesson, ass.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-10 00:19:29 EDT (#)
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Fetish, stop logging out and +2ing yourself.
It's annoying, mainly because it doesn't count.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-10 00:06:20 EDT (#)
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You need that fat bastard pic from Method's post instead.
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I like this post.
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This is better than Method's Post.
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This post was so good that my bowels just let loose.
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Teach me how to make good posts.
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Teach me how to make good posts.
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Have this +2 as a token of my appreciation.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-10 00:00:01 EDT (#)
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Fetish gives me wood!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-09 23:56:16 EDT (#)
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KoolMang is my idol.
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I like this post.
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This post was so good that my bowels just let loose.
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Teach me how to make good posts.
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I think I just came.
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Fetish is a god!
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This is better than Method's Post.
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Best post all day!!!!!
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Fetish gives me wood!
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This is my favorite post!
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This is my favorite post!
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I think I just came.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-09 23:30:35 EDT (#)
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Awesome work.
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This post was so good that my bowels just let loose.
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Have this +2 as a token of my appreciation.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-09 23:30:31 EDT (#)
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I hate Polpot.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-09 23:30:31 EDT (#)
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I loves me some pork fat.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-09 23:30:30 EDT (#)
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This post was so good that my bowels just let loose.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-09 23:30:29 EDT (#)
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Have this +2 as a token of my appreciation.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-09 23:30:11 EDT (#)
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I like this post.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-09 23:30:08 EDT (#)
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This post was so good that my bowels just let loose.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-09 23:30:06 EDT (#)
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This is my favorite post!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-09 23:26:20 EDT (#)
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Best post all day!!!!!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-07-09 23:24:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-09 23:22:48 EDT (#)
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I loves me some pork fat.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-09 23:21:37 EDT (#)
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You need that fat bastard pic from Method's post instead.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-09 23:21:31 EDT (#)
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I like this post.
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-07-09 23:21:04 EDT (#)
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i was duped sir! time to let the packets fly!!11!111
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-09 23:21:03 EDT (#)
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This post was so good that my bowels just let loose.
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-07-09 23:20:25 EDT (#)
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Teach me how to make good posts.
Submitted by redearthws (user info) at 2004-07-09 23:17:58 EDT (#)
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Teach me how to make good posts.
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:21:39 EDT (#)
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Tom is a fart sniffer
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:47:51 EDT (#)
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Yeah, that's the best reply I've seen in a long time.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:27:00 EDT (#)
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Holy shit, I laughed out loud at this...
"At least now he can tuck himself into his racecar bed"
Co-workers are staring.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:25:42 EDT (#)
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Crotchal region it is.
Jwlmar is beyond genius.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:22:55 EDT (#)
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Amen bro. Keep with the few that have sense.
Oh, and Jwlmar10 is a genius.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:22:46 EDT (#)
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Perhaps we should ammend it to say "a swift kick to the crotchal region"
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:17:14 EDT (#)
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Tom doesn't have nads. His testicles haven't descended yet.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:00:29 EDT (#)
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I thought it was a swift kick to the nads?
Submitted by ubersucks (user info) at 2004-06-09 10:24:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-06-08 17:12:27 (#)
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You forgot the fact that all of Tom's replies are condescending as fuck.
I used to get pretty annoyed by his hitwhoring myself, but then I realized that at least he won't be crying himself to sleep every night. At least now he can tuck himself into his racecar bed and furiously masturbate as he revels in his status as an internet celebrity. Sure that may sound sad and pathetic to some, but to Tom this is a dream come true and he has my blessing.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!
Submitted by ubersucks (user info) at 2004-06-09 10:22:40 EDT (#)
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Ha! Inspired by me! Sorry you didn't like my last post dude.
By the way, this is 100% true, and deserves recognition for its failure to tell and untruth.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-09 06:48:11 EDT (#)
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yes yes yes
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-09 00:22:29 EDT (#)
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no no no
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-09 00:00:56 EDT (#)
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Lately i think Tom has been kind of acting like a tool, however he did post that thing about dropping the ego so we can only hope so. The pic is worth a +1 though.
KoolMang - I think what the problem is that i (if searched worked, i would find it) completely and totally read you like a book in one of my replies. You know the one. The one about your lack of social skills and you complete and utter failure with personal relationships. See i figure, that probably hurt you alot because it was so true, and now you have this hatred for me. Its understandable, being that a person with little to no social contact (outside of uber) could hold such a crudge with somebody they have never met and never will. So basically what im saying is, if you need to hate me to help fulfil even a basical level of interpersonal contact, go for it. Whatever you need to do to be happy. Oh and by the way...
Kill Yourself.
Canada will be a better place.
;)
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 22:02:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-06-08 17:12:27 (#)
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You forgot the fact that all of Tom's replies are condescending as fuck.
I used to get pretty annoyed by his hitwhoring myself, but then I realized that at least he won't be crying himself to sleep every night. At least now he can tuck himself into his racecar bed and furiously masturbate as he revels in his status as an internet celebrity. Sure that may sound sad and pathetic to some, but to Tom this is a dream come true and he has my blessing.
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This made me laugh again!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 22:01:23 EDT (#)
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Some people are capable of effectively conveying their ideas with 3 sentences. Maybe Apollo and Shandy are.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-06-08 21:31:18 EDT (#)
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I think that one post wonder of an MVA member sucks an immense wang.
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He was on the fucking MVA BEFORE, I repeat, BEFORE, P2P was even posted.
why cant you people stop using this to describe Tom?
Another thing...
why is it that when insane, apollo or shandy write a 3 sentence post it always has a great rating; but when Tom does it, it is bombarded with "your washed up", or "this sucks, go back to writing"
i sense some fucking hypocrites here.
Submitted by moneyshot (user info) at 2004-06-08 21:08:53 EDT (#)
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Sadly, I agree with alot of what fetish said even though I hate to perpetuate this type of bullshit. The photoshop was fucking hillarious though.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-06-08 21:03:23 EDT (#)
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I won my trial. Freed another FELON...yipee for me, and my client
who finally got out of jail after a year and 1/2. I heard an ugly humor
ashlee has quit her job and got married. I may have some time
for the rough draft page for the FETISH FANS page.
This is getting tons of attention....will it be heated soon?
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-06-08 21:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually I would have been aiming a bit lower thanhis face. He really has been a stupid little shit since his head blew up.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-06-08 20:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what I hate about Tom's replies? He thinks he's being so god damned clever when he posts something in capital letters and mispells the words, as a supposed mockery of what someone else is saying. Example, "OMG YUO THINK IM A DUBMASS? I'LL -2 YOUR STUIPD POST!"
Seriously, scroll down this post and read his replies. This is his favored way of trying to retort to crushing blows about the fact that he is, indeed, a stupid asshole fuckface jerk. Try and understand this, Tom:
"LIEK OMG UR LAMEO POSTS ARE HORRIBLE AND YOU WER A WATSE OF SPERM UR MOM COLD HVAE BEEN DRNKING YUO INTERNT DUOCHEBAG! LOL!"
Submitted by skatastrophy (user info) at 2004-06-08 20:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
its good to see that tom takes up a loarge portion of your free time
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 20:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's sick Tom.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-08 18:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You win this time, batman, but you wait. I'll be back! I'll be back!
And I'll be back with clothespins on my scrotum! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA *COUGH COUGH COUGH*!!! Eherm.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 17:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tom, your bed had a flat. Go fix it.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-08 17:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jwlmar10: Would you rather all of my comments were rude as fuck and a nice happy -2? We can arrange that. Quit bitching.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 17:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-06-08 17:12:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot the fact that all of Tom's replies are condescending as fuck.
I used to get pretty annoyed by his hitwhoring myself, but then I realized that at least he won't be crying himself to sleep every night. At least now he can tuck himself into his racecar bed and furiously masturbate as he revels in his status as an internet celebrity. Sure that may sound sad and pathetic to some, but to Tom this is a dream come true and he has my blessing.
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Racecar bed? My little brother had one when he was 8. That is about the funniest thing I've read today.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-06-08 17:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hi. Die. Bye!
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-06-08 17:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot the fact that all of Tom's replies are condescending as fuck.
I used to get pretty annoyed by his hitwhoring myself, but then I realized that at least he won't be crying himself to sleep every night. At least now he can tuck himself into his racecar bed and furiously masturbate as he revels in his status as an internet celebrity. Sure that may sound sad and pathetic to some, but to Tom this is a dream come true and he has my blessing.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 15:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-08 15:46:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=108656571317112265#582464
Maybe I'm not such a tool after all dumbass. Have you ever heard of making a parody? Exactly, I was mocking you because you are a fucking moron. "TOME STOPE SPAMING ME!"
Jesus Christ. Since when is 1 -2 a spam?
Dumbass.
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When it appears 3 minutes and 1 second after I rate something of yours, it's spam.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 15:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
With what, another -2?
You lose...
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-08 15:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=108656571317112265#582464
Maybe I'm not such a tool after all dumbass. Have you ever heard of making a parody? Exactly, I was mocking you because you are a fucking moron. "TOME STOPE SPAMING ME!"
Jesus Christ. Since when is 1 -2 a spam?
Dumbass.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-08 15:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All right fetish, you win, I'll go back and rate it honestly.....
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 15:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
iddqd,
Tooting his own horn isn't the point. Perhaps I didn't explain well. The impetus for this post is this:
I left one -2 on a post I thought sucked.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-07 10:57:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Why in the fuck is this being +2'd?
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Exactly 3 minutes and 1 second later, this appears on my latest post at that time:
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-07 11:00:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
Woh ith thith getting Pluth two'd?
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Hence, Tom is a tool.
The links are: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35207#579731 and http://www.ubersite.com/m/35171#579734
for anyone who might think I munged the timestamps.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-08 15:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think IHAKF is fuckin hillarious so +2 for that
Tom has been a tool lately, i would venture to say as bad as AJ, but it seems like he's seeking help. -1 for that
+1 for the picture because it kicked so much ass.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-06-08 14:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...and the resounding MEH sweeps around the auditorium.
seriously, who gives a fuck. sure tom writes some shitty posts, he also wirtes some great ones and some ones in between. so he sometimes blows his own trumpet, fuck sake you should see me when i get going - which is most of the time. we all like to toot our horns from time to time - go check my post about people favourite posts fo their own. it got like 3000 hits abd 140 replies, more than my last 10 combined cos it gave people the chance to show off a bit, everyone does it so get over it.
i rule.
Submitted by Sci-Fi_Man (user info) at 2004-06-08 13:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Calm down tom.
This is a site for people to post what they like or dislike. I have been told that many times.
Those long time uber users know what your like so dont bother with this guy.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-08 13:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good post.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 13:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You still suck Tom.
Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom
Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom
Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom
Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom
Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom
Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom
Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom
Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom
You like that, don't you.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-08 13:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not running for president. I'm not trying to outbid you on ebay. I'm not competing with you for a job. Shut the fuck up.
"Tom thinks he's the shit because he gets +2's."
"Tom doesn't think that, he's just posting and being Tom."
Let me ask you something. Who is a higher authority on who Tom is: the average uberuser or Tom?
Exactly.
Now shut the fuck up.
I'm tired of hearing my god damn name posted everywhere. Fucking hit whores. That's all you are too. Fetish here posts two replies for every one. "OMG IM GONNA GET HEATED" He says as he jerks off. "OH WOW TOM POSTED AGIN! I CAN BAD MOUTH HIM! HOORAH TOM POSTED!" What are you just sitting around and waiting for it like some kind of shark? How about I just refresh all your posts a few thousand times? Will you be happy then? You accuse me of whoring hits when all you ever do is write about ubersite and make things that will, in fact, get hits.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 13:33:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-06-08 13:31:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
Nothing personal IHAKF, but in recent days I've read about 15 of these things.
After 15 posts on the same topic it all gets kind of old.
I do admit, the picture was good.
Have a +1 for that.
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At least you're honest though.
There's alot of Anti-Tom going around these days. Perhaps I was too late with this one.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-06-08 13:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nothing personal IHAKF, but in recent days I've read about 15 of these things.
After 15 posts on the same topic it all gets kind of old.
I do admit, the picture was good.
Have a +1 for that.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-06-08 13:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just looked at the title and thought of Tom Swift. Did anyone ever read those books?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 13:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-08 13:24:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
I wonder why that song "School's out for Summer" is stuck in my head....
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It's never quite right without all 3 -2's. Where's Asslee?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-08 13:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wonder why that song "School's out for Summer" is stuck in my head....
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 13:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, a putdown from another one post wonder... I'm hurt...
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-06-08 13:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. He does not deal with criticism very well. If you don't like one of his post, seconds later your last post will be -2'd with your comment to his posts attached to his -2. Face it Tom, even you can make a shitty post sometimes. We all do. Some of us more than others.
2. His last posts have been terrible, but he still thinks he is the shit because a handful of Tom groupies +2 them anyways.
3. Tom has the attitude that he is the best thing that happened to Ubersite and will be the best thing that ever happened to that wannabe knockoff site. Pull that dick out of your ass, Ubersite does not revolve around you, you revolve around it.
I love your generalized "arguments" there, but fact is most of those can be said about 95% of the people on Ubersite.
1. Wow, people being petty? There's a foreign concept.
2. So.. since you don't like the post.. no one else should either? Alright.
3. Yes and you should be the judge of this because by reading what he posts on ubersite you know ALL of his thoughts and feelings. Sorry, didn't realize you knew how to read minds.
Your hate post was none of the following: Clever, interesting, funny, true, well-written.
Your hate post was the following: A lame attempt to put someone down.
What is this now? The 15th "Tom sucks because.. well.. I said so!" post? Get a life.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 13:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-08 13:06:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
KOOLMANG! That was supposed to be a secret!
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I want in on this... You can kiss mine too. :-)
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-08 13:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
KOOLMANG! That was supposed to be a secret!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-08 13:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fetish - nope. Those -2 spams were when I was new and I was very hurt by your meaness.
I got over it, moved on and have learned a lot since then.
Oh, and I do feel bad about the -2 retaliations. Sorry, hon. Bad munkey!
You can be a dick but I can see your good side too.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-06-08 12:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lojope can kiss my dick.
It reminds me of the beginning of the Clinton scandal. I read that Willy whipped out his dick in front of that chick other than Monica Lewinsky, and said "kiss it."
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 12:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-08 12:43:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
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The pic was funny in a 'huh ha' way. I din't piss myself from the giggles so I can't rate it higher then that.
Go ahead & cry. Thats how I fall asleep every night now that I have found this board.
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I hope that last sentence was sarcasm.
Next time I'll try harder to make the pic better.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-08 12:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 12:28:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-08 12:25:40 (#)
Ranking: 1
I personally don't give two shits about the fun little war between you two. All I care about is finding something funny to read so that I don't end up killing someone at work.
Now write something funny damnit. Momma needs her fix.
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Wasn't the picture funny?
I'm gonna cry now, people here don't like me anymore. Just kidding
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The pic was funny in a 'huh ha' way. I din't piss myself from the giggles so I can't rate it higher then that.
Go ahead & cry. Thats how I fall asleep every night now that I have found this board.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 12:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-08 12:41:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Well yeah, not everything you do is shitty. I've positively rated and/or thought of many of your posts. Some of them are amusing. I don't think too highly of you because, while you are an acceptionally bright and humorous person, it doesn't take away from the fact that you are a dumbass.
Anyway, how long in all did it take you to write this little old post about me? If it took you longer than 3 minutes, I'd suggest getting a day job. If you are on the job, get to work.
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I suggest you get Mommy to change your diaper.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-08 12:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well yeah, not everything you do is shitty. I've positively rated and/or thought of many of your posts. Some of them are amusing. I don't think too highly of you because, while you are an acceptionally bright and humorous person, it doesn't take away from the fact that you are a dumbass.
Anyway, how long in all did it take you to write this little old post about me? If it took you longer than 3 minutes, I'd suggest getting a day job. If you are on the job, get to work.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 12:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-08 12:33:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Sure I do. I have rated some of your posts positively because I liked them.
When I see that you post I always make sure to read it.
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I thought the -2'ing of a few of my posts, with comments I made on your posts constituted dislike. I'm sorry, I must have been wrong all this time. Maybe you can join the fan club legallady is making? :-)
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-08 12:33:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sure I do. I have rated some of your posts positively because I liked them.
When I see that you post I always make sure to read it.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 12:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-08 12:25:40 (#)
Ranking: 1
I personally don't give two shits about the fun little war between you two. All I care about is finding something funny to read so that I don't end up killing someone at work.
Now write something funny damnit. Momma needs her fix.
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Wasn't the picture funny?
I'm gonna cry now, people here don't like me anymore. Just kidding.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-08 12:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I personally don't give two shits about the fun little war between you two. All I care about is finding something funny to read so that I don't end up killing someone at work.
Now write something funny damnit. Momma needs her fix.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 12:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-08 12:07:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Will you both just STOP????
You are tearing us apart. Some of us like the both of you and hate to see
this go on.
Now, stop it, shake hands and kiss.
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Since when did you like me? This is news to me.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 12:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:55:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, thanks for letting me know that you are putting up posts about TOM, and AJ and about females that you want to 'drink the piss from', people's "ubersite statistics" (not my own) ... just to irk me.
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1. I don't like Tom.
2. I don't like AJ.
3. The correct terminology is "suck the piss from" not "drink the piss from." One involves suction, and one doesn't.
4. The statistics posts were requested by those individuals, apparently they wanted to see them. Not only that, but I learned alot about statistics, Excel, php, and the http protocol. So even if you think they sucked, I learned something. Therefore it is worthwile.
5. Yes I like to irk those like you. Hence the username, and the types of posts I make.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-08 12:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Will you both just STOP????
You are tearing us apart. Some of us like the both of you and hate to see
this go on.
Now, stop it, shake hands and kiss.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 12:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:55:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Lojo runs around and bestows kisses on everyone's foreheads. Waves of joy and kindness pass from her lips to their souls and everyone was happy again.
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I'm not unhappy. But, I appreciate the kiss.
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-06-08 12:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't like Tom.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I try.
But, really... Entertaining you is not my life long goal.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lojo runs around and bestows kisses on everyone's foreheads. Waves of joy and kindness pass from her lips to their souls and everyone was happy again.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, thanks for letting me know that you are putting up posts about TOM, and AJ and about females that you want to 'drink the piss from', people's "ubersite statistics" (not my own) ... just to irk me.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Basically, you just irk me.
That's why I do it.
Thankyou, please drive through.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:51:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...bitchbitchbitchbitch...
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You've written 78 messages. "Several" are not about ubersite. Why don't you just change your name to "Cool Ubersite User"?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I said "not offhand." Which is implying that there is a good chance I am forgetting.
Perhaps it's because everytime I have seen your name before the last few days I went into a blind rage and had to turn my computer off before I smashed it.
Your graphs and charts? Lame . Your fluteboy posts. Sucked.
This? Tired, done and just plain bad. Even your 'eye catching, COMEDIC titles and usernames ' just blow.
And you act like an internet perv.
Basically, you just irk me.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've wrote several non-Ubersite posts. Get your facts straight.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Mike, he wrote about blood in his car once...and I think this is his first post where he didn't mention AJ.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
this post is different than the other 'tom sucks, tom has an attitude' posts, how?
Can you possibly write a post that doesn't involve ubersite? Actally, I can't remember one post by you that didn't, not offhand.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The main complaint is whenever someone dares to give him something other than a +2, within one minute you receive a -2 on one your posts. He's faster than a script at this.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The picture was actually funny ass hell. Also, nice call, KoolMang. I may not be the best person around but at least, at least I'm a decent human. Can you say the same for yourself, Fetish?
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tom: an unfunny hitwhore. He loves hits, his writing isn't that great. So don't rate his posts--dont' even look at 'em. If you do, and you don't think it's funny, give him a bad rating.
But damn, when you make a post about a hitwhore who gets a lot of hits, you're just as bad. You don't think he's good then give a negative rating.
When you make POSTS about how shitty he is (he's not as bad as some), then you show only jealousy of the hits in my eyes while at the same time attempting to get some of your own. Because there exists a way to express your opinion(s) about an individual or his/her posts without writing one of your own (I'm talking about the rating system).
This sounds like sour grapes to me. Everyone knows why Tom is high on the MVA. Complaining about that only speaks to YOUR insecurity.
I can't give you more hits, but I CAN say one thing that you seem desperate to hear:
"Just because Tom is on the MVA, that doesn't mean that he's better than you or anyone else."
Then again, he probably is based on this post.
This post is just the end justifying the means in your own mind.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats a great photoshop
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is soooooooo 2 weeks ago. the picture was this posts saving grace.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is soooooooo 2 weeks ago.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:07:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 07:05:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-04-20 17:52:31 (#)
Ranking: -1
Yikes, that would be one ugly baby!
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Did you really have to link to that post? Couldn't you have pasted?
Also, I thought you thought I was cute.
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I do think you're cute. However, the Tom half... Blarg!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like Tom, he can be quite a nice fellow. I will give this post a 0 because I like both users. However, I believe in a BIT in what Tom's doing. Take it from my perspective. Reallybitter -2's a post of mine, so I give one of his posts a -2, and then he attacks me for it. It can go the other way, "elite" users -2'ing a post.
In a nutshell, I wish I could vanquish the following users:
-reallybored
-hcp28
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-08 11:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 07:05:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-04-20 17:52:31 (#)
Ranking: -1
Yikes, that would be one ugly baby!
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Did you really have to link to that post? Couldn't you have pasted?
Also, I thought you thought I was cute.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-06-08 10:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Now this is a good hate post.
Now who's this tom you're talking about?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-08 10:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yep! Remember Tom? He's like...that one guy? Yeah, he's really cool. Like Kool Mang only not as Kool. Just Cool. With a C. Yeah I hate that guy. He's so like nawt funee. I want to kick him in the face cept it's just the internet and it doesn't matter that much.
NOW OMFG we think that Tom is an egohojiac (yeah I just made that up isn't it cool?) And should be shot. Why? Maybe because Tom is trying to put all the bullshit in his past and move on, insisting that this isn't a debate, it's just a poster who happens to like, you know, posting.
But oh golly goodness, I'm going to take time out of my life, which is useless by the way, and detail why time is a fook.
He like, got on boredatwork and was like OMF but really wasn't because im tom...I mean I'm not Tom and this is some linksss that shows that tom = 1336....7
CNN.com: OMG This is Tom's FOWL attempt at making a moderate news organization.
Weather.com: JESUS! He thinks he's a metiorogolist? Now?
Ubersite.com: Oh don't tell me he's really bart cilfthing or something?1
Milfhunter.com: OH HE"S NOT A MILF HUNTER! THAT FAG!
{FINNY PICKTER}
Your attempts at humiliating me are lame. It's a fucking website. Get over it.
And the thpin thtopth there. I'm not fighting with some cunt from the internet. I have nothing else to say, really.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-08 10:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think you are both being a bit childish.
you are both big boys now do the mature thing
ignore each other and talk shit behind each others
backs. not here where everyone gets involved.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-08 10:44:43 EDT (#)
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Ok, I'll admit it, the picture made me smile.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-06-08 10:44:00 EDT (#)
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the picture was funny.
the lad has been spanked enough.
he is practicing self help. http://www.ubersite.com/m/35034
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 10:39:05 EDT (#)
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Oh looky there... The one person who never removes Tom's small cock from his mouth. It's AJ by a landslide.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-08 10:37:06 EDT (#)
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Just so you don't get pissed off for me not leaving a comment.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-08 10:34:11 EDT (#)
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Oh gee look at that. Another post about me.