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Camping Chronicles vol 1 part 2 (517 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 2 on 2 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Hi_Me (View user info) at 2004-06-08 16:41:29 EDT


When they reached the building Jenna was tingling with excitement. A place of their own where none of their parents could interfere with their fun, things just couldn't get better. Once inside they pulled all the tables together so there was room for everyone. Jenna suggested they play the drinking game "Bullshit". "But we don't have anything to drink" Kim whined. "Yeah that could be a problem" Jenna grinned and pulled her unopened bottle out of her bag along with a deck of cards. "You rock" Layla giggled.

Even though Layla was younger than everyone else she had hung out with them for years and she could smoke more pot than anyone any of her friends had ever met. That was her ticket to acceptance. She loved hanging out with the older kids and always made sure she snagged enough of her mom's stash so that everyone could get blitzed. Her mom bought it in such abundance that she never noticed.

Jenna dealt the cards and they started playing. Most everyone was so stoned already that it was hard to explain the rules. Jenna forgot a lot of them so she just made some up to make things more interesting. They played until the bottle was close to empty by that time hardly anyone could even remember what was going on.

Kim was feeling pretty good now , there were two of everyone and she felt like she was floating. Everyone was hanging around and telling jokes and she felt like moving. So she decided to do cartwheels, it sounded like a logical thing to do. Everyone loves cartwheels. After her third or tenth cartwheel , she had lost count she felt a little funny like the contents of her stomach were fighting to get out. And the room was spinning at entirely too quick a pace. She decided she should lay down, so she flopped where she was standing and curled into the fetal position on the beautifully cold tile.

Jenna watched Kim hit the floor and broke into an unstoppable fit of giggles. Everyone had joined in her laughter. She decided they should head back to the campground it was getting late. She tried to wake Kim but all she got was a "nnoooiddggonntttwaangerrruupp" Kim's mom was probably the most overprotective of the bunch. Jenna knew if they didn't get Kim back into her tent soon her mom would discover her missing and then they would all be in deep shit.

Jenna tried to pick Kim up and try to walk her back but she was like a pile of jelly, and she only ended up smacking her head against a wall and dropping her back on the tile face first.

Thankfully Ryan was strong enough and sober enough to pick her up and toss her over his shoulder for the half mile hike back to the grounds. The hard part would be getting her into her tent and back to their own tents unnoticed.


ok i will try to post the conclusion to this trip tomorrow
but i also wanted to include a present a bitch for snuggles

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Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-08 18:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yo shortie can a mutha fucka get a phone number, damn bitch you got a stuffed animal all excited and shit. Holla at me later shortie SnugglesAssassin AIM.

Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-08 16:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i am a dumbass i forgot to put the link for part one on here


http://www.ubersite.com/m/35027


sorry


Flanders:
Y'know, Simpson, I feel kinda silly, but, uh, you know, what
the hey, you know ... kinda reminds me of my good ole
fraternity days.

Homer: D'oh! Oh my God! He's enjoying it!

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