Lojo fails as a parent (1375 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.08 on 63 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ubersucks (View user info) at 2004-06-08 17:47:03 EDT
God how old is he??? ;)
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Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-07-01 14:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That was below the belt man.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-06-14 00:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh come on people, don't post photos if you can't handle them being made to look offensive and or ridiculous. That said, this was a horrible job at photshop, but mildly amusing so I'll give it -1
Submitted by ubersucks (user info) at 2004-06-13 10:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Submitted by Someone you trust at 2004-06-12 16:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Lighten up, boys and girls. It was a joke, and it was funny.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-12 16:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It wasn't even a good photoshop....
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-12 16:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup, this is still great four days later. See my reply below.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-06-11 16:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ubersucks (user info) at 2004-06-10 10:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love you too Name.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-06-10 10:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
children are way out of bounds.
way out.
Submitted by CleverName (user info) at 2004-06-10 10:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sucks: I love you.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-09 17:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i just wanted an excuse to use the pulp fiction quote and substitute lojo for the lord. god i have wanted to do that for weeks!
???
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-09 17:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Too bad school is out.
Submitted by ubersucks (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
'analyZed'
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Yes, well done, you can spell american. However, if you were in Britain, the accepted spelling would be "analyse" and "analysed". Which, I'll have you know, is where I am. Britain.
Cunt.
And maybe you didn't read my rating properly: I said that that's why most assholes are assholes. I, personally, am quite fascinated with people's reactions. Hence the extreme posts. Always so extreme that noone knows quite how to react, and those that do show me more of themselves than they could normally.
And really, quit with the shitty ANALYSIS, Freudian wannabe.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-09 14:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To be honest, I thought it was a lighter so that he could take his teething pain away via burning himself. Just like mama.
Submitted by CleverName (user info) at 2004-06-09 12:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kinda funny, Sucks, but your response to my rate and rant seems to me like confirmation
that I was dead-on. I was rubbing my two brain cells together when I realiZed that one
reason you're and asshole on this site is because in real life you're ineffectual and frightened.
You know why I 'analyZed' you? I don't like you. You're a big man while typing on your
jizz-crusted keyboard since it gives you "the comfortable ability to break taboo...blahblahblah
because there are no real reprecussions." My point exactly. No balls. If you crack a joke about
that woman's baby in her presence, she bitchslaps you. And you cry, because that's what
bitches do.
Submitted by indigogecko (user info) at 2004-06-09 11:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
poor photoshopping, not funny... but isn't that the baby from labyrinth?
Submitted by ubersucks (user info) at 2004-06-09 11:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CleverName (user info) at 2004-06-09 11:08:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
What a waste of bandwidth. Unoriginal and unfunny. Also, cheap and weak. What was your
motivation? Lemme guess: the only times you got anyone to pay attention to you at the
alternative high school were when you annoyed someone and they beat the piss out of you.
You figured out you enjoyed negative attention more than being completely ignored,
and the rest is history. Fast forward to the present. You've called out an infant, and
again you're taking a well-deserved beating. Nice work, chode.
If I weren't busy plowing your mom at the moment, I'd photoshop me a li'l jpg of the handsome
young kid giving that cigar to you, Lewinsky-style.
-2000.
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Oh dear, I do love it when people try and analyise me from a post, it's quite entertaining. But they're all the same aren't they? Those weak, never-heard-of infantile Uberusers who try to post well and still manage to rack up a nice negative figure, or a meagre 0.1 on every post, they're the only ones who try and pass themselves off as the new Freud from an outlet on the internet. If you had two brain-cells to rub together you'd realise that a lot of the assholes on Uber are assholes because of the anonymity, which affords them the comfortable ability to break taboo and generally accepted rules of conversation because there are no real repercussions.
And you know, your psychoanalysis of me was remarkably true, apart from this bit:
"the only times you got anyone to pay attention to you at the alternative high school were when you annoyed someone and they beat the piss out of you. You figured out you enjoyed negative attention more than being completely ignored, and the rest is history. Fast forward to the present. You've called out an infant, and again you're taking a well-deserved beating."
But you were close. Keep trying, it continues the laughs.
Submitted by ubersucks (user info) at 2004-06-09 11:09:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please Loren, would Lojo give her baby anything less than a cuban? Probably a Monte Cristo by the looks of it.
Submitted by CleverName (user info) at 2004-06-09 11:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a waste of bandwidth. Unoriginal and unfunny. Also, cheap and weak. What was your
motivation? Lemme guess: the only times you got anyone to pay attention to you at the
alternative high school were when you annoyed someone and they beat the piss out of you.
You figured out you enjoyed negative attention more than being completely ignored,
and the rest is history. Fast forward to the present. You've called out an infant, and
again you're taking a well-deserved beating. Nice work, chode.
If I weren't busy plowing your mom at the moment, I'd photoshop me a li'l jpg of the handsome
young kid giving that cigar to you, Lewinsky-style.
-2000.
Submitted by your_brown_eyed_girl (user info) at 2004-06-09 10:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit... lojope is a spaz.
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2004-06-09 10:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't get what all the hub-bub is about... Unless there's some element to it that I'm unaware of that makes this patently offensive. Yeeeeeeesh, it's just a pic of George Burns when he was a baby. What's the big deal?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-09 10:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Eh, not really funny but I feel bad becasue everyone is completely shitting on you.
People! You can -2 someone for doing a not-so-great post but you don't have to shit on them. daaaaamn!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-09 10:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Come on, this isn't that horrible. Is that a cuban cigar?
Submitted by ubersucks (user info) at 2004-06-09 10:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-06-08 19:14:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm torn. If this was intended as a friendly joke then it's funny but if you are trying to be mean then it's just not cool.
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Yeah, it was meant as a joke. Sorry for everyone who took it seriously...you guys need to exercise your funny bones more (the metaphorical one of course).
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-06-08 20:45:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
If you're going to be offensive, at least be good at it. This is crap.
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It wasn't meant to be offensive.
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Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-09 02:05:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you ubersucks, you hypocritical, mophead, talentless, shiteating cunt. Just because you're a pussy you've gone back to my best post and -2d it? You cock, fight your own battles in direct response to attacks, dickhead.
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And Tom? Real original, asshole. Shame about the meaning of that quote, considering I didn't go back to your best post and -2 because you because you actually had an opinion on mine.
Finally, sorry you didn't like it Lojo. Oh well, there are days when people get it, and days when people don't.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-09 10:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yup, this still pisses me off the next morning. See my reply below.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-09 09:29:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mongoloid
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-09 07:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-09 02:05:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you ubersucks, you hypocritical, mophead, talentless, shiteating cunt. Just because you're a pussy you've gone back to my best post and -2d it? You cock, fight your own battles in direct response to attacks, dickhead
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If you can do it, why can't Ubersucks. Oh, I forgot, you Tom are special. Only you can dig up old posts and -2 them in retaliation. The rest of us are disciplined for that.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-09 04:17:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I ask myself what the point behind this post was....Is ubersucks just being bored?
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-06-09 03:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
at least it wasn't photoshopped onto porno, there is one of those floating on uber somewhere, there is a link to it on bart's 'deleting things' post.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-09 02:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you ubersucks, you hypocritical, mophead, talentless, shiteating cunt. Just because you're a pussy you've gone back to my best post and -2d it? You cock, fight your own battles in direct response to attacks, dickhead.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-08 23:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No, no and no!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-06-08 23:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Phinch photoshopped my kid once and I almost..........
wait.....
Phinch's photoshop was cool. This just plain stinks.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-06-08 23:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It is hard to describe how this shitty photoshop makes me feel. It is so lame and offensive but there is an underlying humor to be found for anyone who isn't that baby's mother. If it were my kid, I would be shitty. But it isn't, so I laughed.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-06-08 23:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to +2 this.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-08 22:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-08 22:37:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Normally, I +2 anything with my name in it as a way to say "Thanks for the free advertisement!"
However, in this case, You are lucky as all hell that I don't know where you live, you dirty piece of shit. Mother Bear Syndrom is very real, I assure you. I could kill you in sixty-five ways before you knew what hit you.
Frankly, if you sucked anymore you would inhale your own dick.
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More specifically, this:
"Frankly, if you sucked anymore you would inhale your own dick."
That's why I love lojope. She's got a sharp wit and she's awesome.
ubersucks: for this post, I hope you fall on a patch of ice. In June.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-08 22:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Normally, I +2 anything with my name in it as a way to say "Thanks for the free advertisement!"
However, in this case, You are lucky as all hell that I don't know where you live, you dirty piece of shit. Mother Bear Syndrom is very real, I assure you. I could kill you in sixty-five ways before you knew what hit you.
Frankly, if you sucked anymore you would inhale your own dick.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 22:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seeing this a second time, I still think you missed your mark.
Too bad, because you've done some funny stuff.
Submitted by moneyshot (user info) at 2004-06-08 21:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What exactly about this is funny? Did you actually think that this would get laughs? Not even if I was on laughing gas, high on PCP, and I had Janeane Garofolo tickling my balls with a feather while telling jokes and I read this would it be funny. Seriously, use your free time to do something more constructive like stabbing yourself in the face or something. Now that would get a +2.
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-06-08 21:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If my dog were to have made this picture with ms paint I would kick it
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-06-08 21:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed. Took this as a sarcastic joke. Nothing really offensive here...
y'all need to lighten up.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-06-08 20:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-06-08 19:14:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm torn. If this was intended as a friendly joke then it's funny but if you are trying to be mean then it's just not cool.
+1 just incase
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-06-08 20:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you're going to be offensive, at least be good at it. This is crap.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-06-08 20:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-06-08 20:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Well that is pretty stupid.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-06-08 19:15:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have failed as a human being. Way to pick on a kid, idiot.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-06-08 19:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm torn. If this was intended as a friendly joke then it's funny but if you are trying to be mean then it's just not cool.
Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2004-06-08 19:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gimp. I'd rather sit and watch steaming turd than read something like this again.
Vengeance will be swift, decisive, and +2'd until the cows come home.
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2004-06-08 19:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is as much fun as that time I got my testicles stuck in the auto-stapler at the company Christmas party. Jackass.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-06-08 18:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
tarded.
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-06-08 18:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you stinka.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-06-08 18:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-06-08 18:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-08 18:00:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, does not fuck with pictures of peoples kids and shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And she will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy pictures of her son. And you will know her name is the Lojo when she lays her vengeance upon thee.
looking forward to this. fuckpuss.
What a mouthful but yes I agree.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-06-08 18:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-08 17:54:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Entertaining as watching a leper pee.
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Couldn't have said it better myself.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-08 18:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, does not fuck with pictures of peoples kids and shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And she will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy pictures of her son. And you will know her name is the Lojo when she lays her vengeance upon thee.
looking forward to this. fuckpuss.
Submitted by ubersucks (user info) at 2004-06-08 17:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What? So the kid's trying to eat a smoking turd, what's the problem??
Tom: Poop poop poop-poop. That's all I have to say.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-08 17:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-08 17:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Entertaining as watching a leper pee.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-08 17:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I cracked a small smile, but that's not funny.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 17:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I usually fing ubersucks amusing, but this one missed the mark.
Submitted by your_brown_eyed_girl (user info) at 2004-06-08 17:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Thats actually a pretty good hand
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-08 17:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dumbass. Way to pick on a 9 month old baby. Christ, and I thought the way you trash talk 15 year olds was bad.
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2004-06-08 17:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are such an arsehole
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-08 17:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just stupid.