I love living in Aberdeen (867 hits)
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Submitted by Scotsman (View user info) at 2004-06-09 10:48:04 EDT
NAKED LOVERS' CLOTHES SWIPED IN PARK Jun 9 2004
Duo left starkers
By Charlie Gall
A BOOZED-UP couple had to walk home naked after someone stole their clothes while they had sex in a city park.
The pair were overcome by passion as they walked home after a night of partying, and decided to slip into the bushes.
But they were spotted by a thief who swiped the clothes they had left in piles on the grass.
And the man did a runner, leaving the 23-year-old woman to walk half a mile home through Aberdeen city centre with only three sheets of newspaper to cover herself.
Worse was to follow when she got to her flat in the city's Crown Street. Her flatmate had gone out and locked the door, and her keys were in the pocket of her stolen jacket.
A neighbour had to call police, who arrived to let the mortified woman in.
Just to add to the embarrassment, it's thought the woman's flatmate is also her boyfriend.
A source said they had a row earlier that evening, and the woman ended up in the park with the other man after meeting him in a club. She had to explain everything to the boyfriend when he came home.
Officers searched the park for the lovers' clothes. But nothing was found and police have closed the case.
A source said: 'Even if we caught the thief I doubt his victims would press charges.
'The woman was beside herself with embarrassment. I think she just wants to put the whole thing behind her.'
The lovers were robbed at 3.30am on Sunday in Bon Accord Terrace Gardens.
Police highlighted the story yesterday as a warning to clubgoers to curb their drunken antics.
A spokesman said: 'There is obviously an element of humour to this story. But there is also a serious side when someone drinks so much that they do something they would never dream of doing sober.
'There has been an increasing number of incidents where young women are getting into situations they shouldn't.'
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-07-05 14:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You gotta love Aberdeen. I grew up in Huntly mind so my view of what is cool is rather warped.
MON THE DONS!
Submitted by euripidestrousers (user info) at 2004-06-09 19:03:01 EDT (#)
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There were always better places than Bon Accord Terrace Gardens to go rumpo in Aberdeen. What's happened to the place?
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
On my first trip to London I saw two people having sex in the middle of one of the parks(the one by Buckingham Palace). They didn't even try to find some bushes. I wish I'd taken a picture.
Submitted by Alfa_Veloce (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:26:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:09:22 EDT (#)
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I spent a happy, ridiculously boozy three days in Aberdeen once - a nice place, much better than Glasgow, and more distinctively Scottish than Edinburgh.
Submitted by DenDen (user info) at 2004-06-09 12:08:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-06-09 11:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, fair play.
English girls who aren't Essex, white-plastic-skirt (that's so short it should be a belt) wearing sluts are more refined than that.
I've never done it in a public place.
And it you believe that, you'll believe anything :o)
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-06-09 11:36:33 EDT (#)
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Am from Aberdeen itself. Ferryhill area.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-09 11:29:54 EDT (#)
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Silly Europeans.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-06-09 11:13:16 EDT (#)
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By the way, where abouts in Aberdeen are you from (if you live there)? There's a guy here from Huntly (The_taste_of_Monkeys) and i'm from Oldmeldrum, seems like half the North East is on Uber...
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-06-09 11:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, you gotta love Aberdeen. We're not as angry as the weedjies, not as restrained as edinburgh folk and not as english as the rest of the central belt- but we're weirder than all of them put together.
Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2004-06-09 11:10:25 EDT (#)
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Sounds like Worcester (UK) on a quiet night.
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-06-09 11:04:04 EDT (#)
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I tip....when it is worth it :) Used to work in bars and crap so I know how hard work it is.
English lassies are more refined??!! Essex girls?
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-06-09 10:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
English lassies are so much more refined, we'd never do anything like that.
Honest, guv.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-06-09 10:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Scottish people don't tip = automatic -2.