Wanker Of The Week: IV (4129 hits)
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Submitted by http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/ (View user info) at 2004-06-09 12:42:49 EDT
Like I've said before, these things are hard to materialise.
1. I've tried going through mental lists of some of the people who irritate me by the way they write, respond to posts and act all bumsexy with fellow posters in desperation to get a plus two. ReallyBored, PolyAmorousAJ and some others I can't remember at the moment. I can't bring myself to read their posts to decide who pisses me off the most. Not to mention DDT harassing me to be on it.
2. I've tried posting AWFUL posts designed to boil up hatred but only come away with piss-poor insults like "Die: -2" or "Asshat: -2". Asshat's just a stupid insult. Who the fuck is going to feel beaten in any argument or debate by someone who calls you a hat that is worn on an arse? And "Die!" Anyone who says this wont live longer than me. You'll be struck down by an unoriginal lightning bolt designed to illiminate useless penis cheese such as Chris Tarrant, Ricki Lake and people from Cumbria.
3. Then I think of an overall "Who's been a cunt this week?" method. Yet, without reading the entire weeks content of Ubersite, which nobody really has time for, I thought I'd have to skim-read much of it and summarise it really accurately. Then out of the fart-smelling fog, stumbles this week's/issue's bollock-brained contestant; Tom.
I Never have liked him. More posts than he has pubes. More hits than he has strands of hair (which is a lot more than he needs) and more ego than a runner up for an ugly Dave Mustaine lookalike competition needs to have.
Terribly overrated posts each day (rough average) that build up to one rather good one. His big one. The porno one. Since then, he's raked in the success and hits to his pre-pubescent delight with even shittier work than Habeeb's lowest productions. Crap - sucking off two users at once (BigMike and Bigmike post)? 1000+ hits and counting. "You've got 37 new messages!" Pity it isn't real friends not on AOL messenger or whatever you use, eh? 500+ hits. Tom's back garden? Pictures of flowers? Stop being a fuckhead. You're 15, go out and steal some cars, get some slag pregnant, sniff some petrol or something. Hits, and rightfully so - some criticism for the closet bummer.
(That's "bummer" describing a person who wishes to put his PENIS....inside another gentlemans BUM and not the American expression for disappointment).
Tom, have a golden phallus.
Disclaimer: No silicone models were harmed in the production of this trophy.
User Reviews
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-19 01:37:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you were alive, you'd be a very sick man.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-16 10:20:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38223
Me, as a wanker - incase you wondered.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-16 10:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I did me. Sort of. Was too ironic and wouldn't be funny 5 times over.
I admit, Tom is quite a good writer for a kid. Just annoying hence why this did so well. Fetish? He's pretty crappy at writing and being amusing.
While it may look like I'm doing certain people for hits reasons, I'm not. Of course I expect hits for them, I wouldn't use this site if noobody else did, right? If I really wanted hits that badly, I'd do Bart. Everyone clicks a post about Bart. Try it, you'll boost your hits, no problem. Also, writing a post about why Maddox sucks or has lost his bite gets well over 1,000 hits.
The bottom line is that some people actually like this series and I'll only stop doing them when wankers are no longer to be found.
Submitted by Ancius (user info) at 2004-08-16 10:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahhhh, but surely you would only do this for the sake of attention yes? or to get hits yes? or to present yourself as the one who knows all and is capable of making these judgements yes?
you want to pick someone? why not you? i'd vote for someone who arbitrarily picks people with a great deal more natural talent and no other reasoning beyond 'i just don't like him'
in fact, why the hell am i even contributing to this?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-16 10:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's W.O.T.W. I have to pick someone for it, you tit. The people picked might whinge and whine but if it wasn't true, then these fucking things wouldn't get over one thousand hits.
Capiche?
Submitted by Ancius (user info) at 2004-08-16 09:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hmmmmmm...there is obviously a deeper undercurrent of bollox going on here that i don't know about.
Like i give a toss. the Tom stuff i have read has been great. And i really don't care about the size of his ego, i don't know the guy.
And if you don't know him either, and just judge him from his writing, well, aren't you just a gullible moron.
this whole series licks donkey balls on general principle.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-16 09:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, these aren't getting any better.
Asshat.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-27 13:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for being added to my mini-BAW
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2004-06-17 18:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
link whoring
Submitted by CynicallyCorrect (user info) at 2004-06-12 01:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Asshat. Heh heh. I think its the way it rolls off the tongue.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-11 15:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha.
Sure.
O O
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-11 15:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tom has played you all for fools.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-11 15:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Tues--how about some loving for sending you up the MH dude...
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-11 12:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not yet Thomas. Not yet.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-11 10:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not in any position to say this to anyone on this website, but Mr. Tuesday Delay, I AM better than you.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-11 10:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-06-10 00:11:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes and no.
Tom is a good guy, and he's written some really great posts. For his age, he is extremely mature and an EXCELLENT WRITER, and in most aspects, he's mature for ANY age.
Did he let his ego get swollen when his post got sent all over the Internet? Yes.
BUT...let's review - my MOM sent me Tom's post in an email. When my Mom has seen something, it is EVERYWHERE. If you've reached that height of popularity, I can imagine that it would be pretty hard to NOT be proud of yourself. I would be.
He also recently did something that VERY few people are able to do...recognize that his ego was running rampant and take steps to reverse it.
So yes, shame on Tom for letting his ego run amok. But huge, huge props to him for being 15 and still being not only mature enough but brave enough to face up to it and turn it around.
I still cannot believe that you ADULTS don't fucking get it.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-11 10:05:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Everything you ever wanted to know about FartSmeller:"
Well for a start, does anybody want to know anything more?
Precisely.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-11 09:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm not a part of the "fart-smelling fog" you mentioned, am I?
Congrats on being so nonchalantly pissed off. For someone who "didn't have the time" to read all the posts by the users you don't like, you sure are upset.
Whoreneck.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-06-10 16:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-06-10 14:59:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
i didn't know tom was only 15; i thought he was 16. mothafucka hasn't even driven himself to drive thru yet and we give him such shit. poor kid. give your doll a hug and pretend it's from me. Sorry man.
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+2 because your post led to that.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-06-10 14:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i didn't know tom was only 15; i thought he was 16. mothafucka hasn't even driven himself to drive thru yet and we give him such shit. poor kid. give your doll a hug and pretend it's from me. Sorry man.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-06-10 13:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*right after
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-06-10 13:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ah, success!
Although I'd figured that you knew it was me, because quite after I did the spamming, one of my posts was beseiged by
"read my guestbook wooo"
about 50 times, therefore rendering it a total pain for anyone to read through the replies to the post.
good times.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-10 13:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't fake it, no matter how well you fake being a wanker. You just don't irritate me enough. Although I did chose never to use a guestbook ever again for that very reason. I know who it was now.
There's a turd being fisted through your letterbox, listen...........
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-06-10 13:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
do me next. i promise I am a total wanker, in case you hadn't known.
infact, i once spammed your website's guestbook you irked me so.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-10 13:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-10 04:07:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Donitsu:
"Do you adults really feel proud to be attacking a 15 yr old KID? Is he cocky? YES! Did he deserve to know his ego was inflated? YES! Does he deserve to get 3 hate posts a day..........."
Whine whine whine. Right you fucking bollock, read this.
This is Ubersite. If people don't want to read swearwords or can't handle it, we should put a 18+ age limit on it. They don't have to be here. If he doesn't mind, which I don't think he does, then what is the problem? Go and eat your own shit in the corner.
Stupid cunt.
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Tuesday, I wrote that in the reply right before Dons. He was quoting me. By the way not a single point I've tried to make had fuck all to do with swearing. For fucks sake Tom cusses like a truck driver.
I am going back to my own corner , but I refuse to eat my own shit.
Thank You.
Have a fabulous day!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-10 10:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Tom. *I* like you.
As for the wanker of the week slam, well, I don't really feel that way. I was
just blinded by my passion for shitfuck. And I feel really bad when people
shit on others... well some deserve it but that's a different story... but
anyhoo.. just wanted to let you know i am really not a mean spirited person...
and i had NO idea you were just a kid!!!
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-06-10 08:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
as hate posts go this was good
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-06-10 05:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
So, do you dress up your own penis to look like Tom a lot?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-10 04:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Donitsu:
"Do you adults really feel proud to be attacking a 15 yr old KID? Is he cocky? YES! Did he deserve to know his ego was inflated? YES! Does he deserve to get 3 hate posts a day..........."
Whine whine whine. Right you fucking bollock, read this.
This is Ubersite. If people don't want to read swearwords or can't handle it, we should put a 18+ age limit on it. They don't have to be here. If he doesn't mind, which I don't think he does, then what is the problem? Go and eat your own shit in the corner.
Stupid cunt.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-10 02:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you adults really feel proud to be attacking a 15 yr old KID? Is he cocky? YES! Did he deserve to know his ego was inflated? YES! Does he deserve to get 3 hate posts a day and people slamming him left and right so badly that anyone, even an adult, would be hurt. NO! Do all you people, that are repeatedly going out of your way to belittle a 15 yr old over the internet, look sad and a little unbalanced? YES!
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yeah, that last one made me laugh.
Anywho, I agree, this Tomhate craze has gone on long enough, he's not a bad guy really. I mean for christs sake he's a 15 year old, cut him some slack, and a damned funny one at that.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-10 02:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, .....sigh, First when Toms P2P post starting gaining momentum everyone was praising him, kissing his ass, and trying to chum up to him to ride the famous friend train.
I did none of those things, in fact I was one of the first few to say his ego was out of control. We actually had a little heated exchange on one of his post threads. However it was not as crude and vindictive as the things that are popping up everywhere on uber these days.
Then out of the blue, many days later, he instant messages me and we start to talk.
We discussed why I felt the way I did and why I said what I said.
Before I knew it we had buried the hatchet and begun to be friends.
He is actually a nice guy and it was big of him to seek me out to talk. This was before the "I despise Tom " craze hit, so it wasn't as if he needed me on his side or as his friend.
Now all of the sudden everyone is bashing Tom. Before the cool thing was just to know and be tight with Tom, now the "in" thing is to just flat out be cruel and attack this KID from every direction.
Do you adults really feel proud to be attacking a 15 yr old KID? Is he cocky? YES! Did he deserve to know his ego was inflated? YES! Does he deserve to get 3 hate posts a day and people slamming him left and right so badly that anyone, even an adult, would be hurt. NO! Do all you people, that are repeatedly going out of your way to belittle a 15 yr old over the internet, look sad and a little unbalanced? YES!
Like I stated above , I too gave Tom a little piece of my mind on a thread weeks ago
The difference is that I said it ONCE! I made my feelings known and left it at that.
After that I didn't go to his posts and I did not start shit with him on every thread he replied on.
Let this shit go you are all starting to look very sad when you are getting continuous pleasure out of using a 15 yr old as your whipping post.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-06-10 00:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes and no.
Tom is a good guy, and he's written some really great posts. For his age, he is extremely mature and an EXCELLENT WRITER, and in most aspects, he's mature for ANY age.
Did he let his ego get swollen when his post got sent all over the Internet? Yes.
BUT...let's review - my MOM sent me Tom's post in an email. When my Mom has seen something, it is EVERYWHERE. If you've reached that height of popularity, I can imagine that it would be pretty hard to NOT be proud of yourself. I would be.
He also recently did something that VERY few people are able to do...recognize that his ego was running rampant and take steps to reverse it.
So yes, shame on Tom for letting his ego run amok. But huge, huge props to him for being 15 and still being not only mature enough but brave enough to face up to it and turn it around.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-09 23:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Who's been a cunt this week?" method
I agree, it's definitely Method.
:-)
AHAHAHAHA I crack me up!
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2004-06-09 22:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Although funny, I think Tom's not a bad guy...
So I'm torn...
Submitted by jcricket (user info) at 2004-06-09 22:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
made me laugh.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-09 21:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But... I made a Tom pic too...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-09 21:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw my name in there somewhere, I'm sure of it.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-06-09 20:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A well deserved award in my book from Toms performance lately.
Funny how he hasn't learned that if you have nothing to say then shut up. I guess that is usual for his age and being an only.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-06-09 20:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
plus two for the photo
as for tom, he is yet another victim of the fickle uber spotlight of fame and populiarity.
he may recover.
Submitted by DoctorMonoculous (user info) at 2004-06-09 20:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jeez, wait till your working for that, man kids these days.
I do work. I take care of a quadropolegic man all day. I'm a full time caretaker.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-06-09 19:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yup. go steal some cars and smoke some pot, hook up with 14 year old girls, skateboard, run from the cops, share a bottle of shitty vodka with some friends, DONT BE POSTING CONTINIOUSLY ON A WEBSITE AT THE AGE OF 15.
Jeez, wait till your working for that, man kids these days.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 19:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
John I can't remember the post, but I'll search for it--domenad reported me to the FBI, CIA and Secret Service--and believe me when I tell you they called me. They were most threatening. Bunch of fags, I guess it's ok to burn flags and cross, but not to jokingly say 'I feel like anally raping Gerge Bush until he dies today'.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-06-09 19:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, when you're on the MVA, you can afford to be a Wanker, obviously!
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-09 18:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"I'd enjoy killing George Bush"
For some reason I laughed for 5 minutes at that.
I tHiNk sOmThing is wrong with me.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-06-09 18:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:51:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
tues, that's no joke--I made a comment about killing Bush and domenad sent it to the secret service--they actually called me to warn me about making statments like that!
No shit man, they tracked down my ISP, got my home information and called to threaten me.
FUCK THEM! AND FUCK GEORGE BUSH IN HIS CHRISTIAN ASSHOLE.
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I agree with shitfuck. Fuck George Bush and fuck the Secret Service. What's so bad about a comment about killing the president anyway? You know, unless it's a direct threat. Like, I can say, "I want to kill George Bush" or "I'd enjoy killing George Bush". I just can't say "I am going to kill George Bush". Where did you make the comment anyway?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-09 18:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well that's Tom done.
You know, doing these things are REALLY good for forgiving people? I haven't felt any animosity towards DJMatt, JewToast or Habeeb since they picked up their golden phalli.
However, I will continue to remain ignorant to the fact, that each time I do one, another few people want to cut my eyes out with Yidele's Swiss Army knife.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-09 18:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
But the picture was funny. Take a 0.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-09 17:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
WOO WOO! HERE COMES THE -1 TRAIN.
Yeah, it's the less often used train.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-06-09 17:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh man, on my AP Spanish test during the part where you have to speak into a tape recorder and answer questions, they asked "How would you make the world a better place?" (My Spanish is rusty, is that '¿Como cambies el mundo por lo mejor?') So I hesitated, and then blurted out "Mata a George W Bush." Yes, I said "Kill GWB" on a fucking standardized test. No call from the SS though.
Oh, and Tom is awesome.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tues, that's no joke--I made a comment about killing Bush and domenad sent it to the secret service--they actually called me to warn me about making statments like that!
No shit man, they tracked down my ISP, got my home information and called to threaten me.
FUCK THEM! AND FUCK GEORGE BUSH IN HIS CHRISTIAN ASSHOLE.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:06:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
and Abraxis? this means you - tosser....
Bite my ass.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:42:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I may have to pull the plug on this. Yidele has just attempted a terrorist attack on my shed and Tom's commited suicide.
Let's all get along and watch Wayne's World before G. W. Bush sends people to disconnect me.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Tom rules. How dare you say bad stuff about Tom. You suck, and your picture sucks.
Die, Asshat!
Note: No clichés were harmed during the making of this reply.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and i e-mailed you back, lover
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't we all just get along?
No?
Can I have the bazooka?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You two are perfect for each other. Seriously.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method I've been banging munkey for alomst a month now.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
munkey i just emailed you...
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I got banned for posting that many messages a while ago SF. But yes, you seem to have won, this one. I was wrong. Bah.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:22:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
awww, how cute, shitfuck found a widdle girlfriend
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yay! we made it!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
youmakemesohornyiwanttogointotheladiesroomandtouchmyselfandwhisper
yournameshitfuckshitfuckohgodshitfuckandiwillhavetochangemypantieswheniamdone
cuziwillbesodampandmynippleswillhurt
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry, I usually find these amusing, but this hit a rather sore nerve.
Is this never going to get old? Don't you people think you've given tom enough shit already? He's given a lot to this site, and will continue to do so. He's just a goddamn kid, a lot of us are.
Some of this came across as especially ignorant to me, but out of respect for tom I won't pick this apart.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tuesday, me and munkey ass fucked this post all the way up to #6 on Most Heated--are you satisfied yet?
Do you want to watch us fuck some more?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love blowing loads in your ass, it's so tight.
But nothing beats sucking on your clit. NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
ah, shitfuck, such memories....
remember when we went on a zoo tour? and when no one was looking we crept into the zebra
cage and i sucked off the zebra while you fucked me hard int he ass?
boy that tour guide sure was angry!!!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how many reviews does it take to make most heated?
is this spamming?
fuck it.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
munkey, remember that time we fucked in front of a wedding party?
they were all like 'holy shit check out that hog cock! how the fuck can she take that snake in her?'
and you were like, this is my cock you sluts.
then we shot them and burned the bodies.
Submitted by munkeyfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
munkeyfuck cuz we fuck like munkeys
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lololojojojopepeppe ever munch carpet?
munkey and I would love to fuck in front of you.,
Submitted by munkeyfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lojope you can join us
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the shit am I doing in this?
I don't know how I switched into AL Queda...
Die shitfuck! Infidel, you will burn in hell for your acrobatic sex sessions with lololojojojopepepep and munkey...
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
munkey, send me some more pics of your naked ass, I want to jerk on them and give them to my church as a donation.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Picture made me laugh.
Shitfuck, I am jealous. Do you like Munkey more than me?
*cries*
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There's nothing hotter than munkeys clitoris, I could suck on it all night
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
or was that while you were shooting your load in my eye that you said that?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i've never had a man fuck me in the ass and ask me to call him "zeus, king of all cock" before
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i still have your choad in my belly button
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you were the best fuck i have ever had
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This other time, at band camp, I saw a dog.
It was hairy.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was fun.
I'm in love with munkeyass.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It ended when she had a g spot orgasm and flooded the sheets in girl cum.
I was so turned on watching her juice shoot out of her vagina, I just pulled out watched the show and dropped another load on her belly button
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:55:58 EDT (#)
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And then I stuck my cock in her abd we fucked like dogs for about four hours.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:55:25 EDT (#)
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So after about half an hour I blow my load all down her throat and sh'e orgasming from the sweet semen coating her vocal cords.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:54:47 EDT (#)
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Then she's all like 'let me suck your fat cock' so I say yeah baby, but Im not gonna pull my dick out of your mouth when I have to ejaculate, she don't care though--I eat lots of bannas and oranges so my sperm practically tastes like a warm fruit smoothie.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:53:29 EDT (#)
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So first I start off by giving her some really good face, licking the lips, the clit, the rimmer--I'm a fuck machine when it comes to oral, and munkey loves it.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:52:24 EDT (#)
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So then she gets off work after giving the hundred dollar bill full of my Man gunk to bill gates youngest daughter (incidentally, she masturbated with it and got herself pregnant) so I took munkey home and tied her up in my bed naked.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:51:16 EDT (#)
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And then I'm like yeah baby.
It was munkeypants by the way
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:50:50 EDT (#)
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So she says Yeah sure, but first I have to call my mom and tell her I'm about to suck a fat juicy cock.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:50:13 EDT (#)
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One day I went into this bank and asked the teller if I could fuck her mouth on the CC video system and then blow my load in a hundred dollar blll.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
and then she runs back in to say "HA"
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
and then she runs out slamming the door
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 just for the trophy.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
(comes in and moons everybody)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:35:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:26:11 EDT (#)
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I haven't wet the bed in over two days.
Well, almost two days.
Nah, I just pissed myself actually.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The funny thing is I didn't even have to read this post to know that it was going to be Tom.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and Abraxis? this means you - tosser....
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha, good job.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You self promoting obnoxious little limey weasel! I never liked you, your posts, or your constant efforts to promote your shite, er, site. I do have to give credit where it is due and so far you're up to 3 names and 1 semi-accurate observation.
A pattern is emerging - You're actually right with regards to Tom, poly-dick-suckus and the whole of latter day saints of Uber. I actually couldn't be bothered to write down their names because:
1) I don't wan't to dignify them by acknowledging their existance
2) there really are too many to list
3) I'm lazy and have better things to do
But I do want to take this opportunity, since I've already pressed the rate link, to tell them and you or just anyone at all who'll read this, how low they are in my estimation. They are low. Low. so very,very low that I'm simply going to provide a reference standard to things I value slightly more than you as a means of comparison:
uberposter: http://www.ubersite.com/m/10117
bodily function: http://www.ratemypoo.com/ratemy/poo
Yeah, I like you THAT much
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1. I've tried going through mental lists of some of the people who irritate me by the way they write, respond to posts and act all bumsexy with fellow posters in desperation to get a plus two. ReallyBored, PolyAmorousAJ and some others I can't remember at the moment. I can't bring myself to read their posts to decide who pisses me off the most. Not to mention DDT harassing me to be on it.
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You just put me in the same category as Poly. Thanks, now im going to kill myself.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not to mention DDT harassing me to be on it.
huh?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:03:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Webspam, you fucking n00b, bow down to Fetish's awesomeness and beg him for forgivenness you shitslinging reprobate.
And then bow down to my awesomeness, don't ever fucking use my name again you fucking hack.
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Thanks Shitfuck.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww, fuck Tuesday, and I was so close. I guess I shall have to be a bigger cunt next time, eh?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no worries. school is out. you will have all the material you will need.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tuesday,
Like I said, it is my intention to push you up to Most Heated--like it or not.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Webspam (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:04:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope you get bumraped by a retarded elephant
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That's funny, I don't see your mom anywhere around here.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I regret saying I don't make heated posts now. People are deliberately arguing on my post.
Submitted by Webspam (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope you get bumraped by a retarded elephant
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Webspam, you fucking n00b, bow down to Fetish's awesomeness and beg him for forgivenness you shitslinging reprobate.
And then bow down to my awesomeness, don't ever fucking use my name again you fucking hack.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
t0m r0x!!!!111!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Webspam (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:47:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why do you have a fetish over Kristen she is probibaly male.
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You = Dumbass = Tom
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:47:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Alfa_Veloce (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:39:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop whoring for hits by linking to your post from your comments...if you're writing were good people will read it. There are better ways to get people to talk about your writing or debate opinions thtn insulting them. Maybe you should try writing about something significant. or amybe even entertaining.
You win the most incomprehensible reply of the day award you fucking hack.
Maybe you should learn to fuck the fuck off. Asshat, bow down to my awesomeness.
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heh. that is a good idea. the award thingy, i mean
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Some of what you wrote was actually pretty funny.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did somebody just use poor English to criticise my writing?
You was riting ded shit you is man!
Submitted by Webspam (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why do you have a fetish over Kristen she is probibaly male.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Alfa_Veloce (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:39:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop whoring for hits by linking to your post from your comments...if you're writing were good people will read it. There are better ways to get people to talk about your writing or debate opinions thtn insulting them. Maybe you should try writing about something significant. or amybe even entertaining.
You win the most incomprehensible reply of the day award you fucking hack.
Maybe you should learn to fuck the fuck off. Asshat, bow down to my awesomeness.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree.
I'm using my Tom post as a reference post now.
Submitted by Webspam (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and wants to give you a shitfuck
Submitted by Webspam (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:42:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shitfuck loves you
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great picture.
Submitted by Alfa_Veloce (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:39:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop whoring for hits by linking to your post from your comments...if you're writing were good people will read it. There are better ways to get people to talk about your writing or debate opinions thtn insulting them. Maybe you should try writing about something significant. or amybe even entertaining.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Correct Mr. Tuesdaydelay,
I am a subcreation of another user, but you'll never figure it out. As for camwhoring, nah...
I would like to add that it is my intention on pushing this into the Most Heated.
In conclusion, I have had two posts on the Most Heated that weren't trash--This One's for Love and Been Raped?Need Help?Click Here. Well, maybe that last one was trash.
Did you see my 9-11 post under the name AL_QUEDA?
You should read some of the replies, equally hilarious and offensive.
Sincerely,
__SHITFUCK__
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The pic is awesome
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Getting better Mr. Shitfuck. Unfortunately, you're just another sub creation of another user, I haven't worked out who yet. I only do genuine wankers. You're hidden behind a non camwhore status.
Anyway, if I wanted heat I could simply do a "All Americans are...." or a "George Bush is a..." post and reap the most heated, no problem. You've got to talk shit to get on the most heated. Otherwise, there's nothing to reply to.
Saying that, I hope this doesn't end up there now. That would fail me.
Submitted by Webspam (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You make tom look really cool in this wotw
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:09:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
I never get heat. My posts die out shy of 30 replies and I always have the final say.
Maybe you should give this award to yourself. And the reason you never get heat is because you suck. But if you really want the recognition that badly, I'll stick around and make some really rude comments about fucking you in the ass with a hairbrush handle.
Then you can reply with your pseudo-intellectual banter, calling me an idiot, a troll, whatever.
The fact remains that I rule and you are--well, average.
Now that's an insult!
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I never get heat. My posts die out shy of 30 replies and I always have the final say.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Funny.
This should generate you some heat from the teenybopper crowd.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:00:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm gonna piss you off just so you give me the WOTW award.
DIE!"
Paragraph two. You're not smart enough to get this award.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-09 13:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm gonna piss you off just so you give me the WOTW award.
DIE!
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-09 12:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-09 12:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The pic's shit. The penis had to bend to accomodate the long hair.
Submitted by MrTinkertrain6 (user info) at 2004-06-09 12:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
too fucking funny.
and your website (which i just checked out)... equally genius.
+1
the fact that i actually agree
+1
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+2
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-06-09 12:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for the pic. genius.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-06-09 12:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
as far as hate posts go, you really are cornering the market.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-06-09 12:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well then...
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-09 12:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Althoug I have not been here long enough to really judge the people here, I love this idea.