Office Space, the movie (2415 hits)
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Submitted by <slapshotz69.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-09 14:13:34 EDT
I was asked the other day what my favorite line in any movie was. I thought about it and I couldn't pick just one from "Office Space", the most hilarious movie ever made. So, I'm asking you UBER? What was your favorite line in Office Space?
My favorite line, wasn't even a line in the movie. It was when Peter finished talking to the Bob's and steps right around Bill Lumberg, mid-sentence.
Also, while looking up Office Space stuff I came across this site...I think its worth a look.......especially the "Job Translator"
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-03-24 03:49:36 EST (#)
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http://www.peterwhatshappening.com/
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-18 00:25:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DarkTemplarDM (user info) at 2004-06-10 18:50:24 EDT (#)
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My favorite line was
<Peter>"Well I generally come into work 15 minutes and use the side door so Lumberg won't see me."
<Peter>"Well I'd say in a given week I do about 15 minutes of real actual work."
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2004-06-10 06:54:15 EDT (#)
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I liked the bit with the little dweeby guy listening to gangsta rap in his car.
Submitted by mugshit <tpmoatie.at.aol.com> at 2004-06-09 21:04:59 EDT (#)
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It's also funny when they won't give that dipshit guy the drink that he wants at the end of the movie. Ethcuse me, I uhh, I ordered a pin pina colada. or something like that.
Submitted by mugshit <tpmoatie.at.aol.com> at 2004-06-09 20:52:03 EDT (#)
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This isn't a line, but a scene rather. You know the part when they beat the shit out of that printer that's always breaking? It's got the rap music in the background and stuff, and at the end it shows them breakdancing in the apartment. Funny shit. Especially when they're holding the guy back(can't remember who, it's been a long time) cause he's flipping out on that shit.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-06-09 20:37:18 EDT (#)
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I swear to god........after reading all these fav lines........I'm gonna have to watch it again.........with a buzz.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-09 18:37:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:35:39 (#)
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Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.
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my favorite, too.
Submitted by Beren (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:50:04 EDT (#)
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Cannot remember the line, but the one mentioning the guy's "Oh" face, then repeating "Oh" over and over in mock orgasm.
Submitted by floridastate311 (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:25:16 EDT (#)
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"Lumberg Fucked her"
"Why should I change my name, he's the one that sucks"
"There was nothing wrong with my name, up until 8th grade when that no talent ass clown started winning Grammy's"
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:20:00 EDT (#)
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JohnGalt - I think Blazing Saddles is one of my favorite movies, ever. But that's mainly because Mel Brooks is a comedic (and seemingly racist) genius.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:15:48 EDT (#)
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I love Office Space. Here are some of my favorite lines:
Milton: [talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.
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Bob Porter: We'll be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.
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Tom Smykowski: Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
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From Blazing Saddles I like this part:
Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: God darnit Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:50:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MrTinkertrain6 (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:35:21 (#)
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blazing saddles where bart says, "excuse me while i whip this out".
and freddy with "welcome to primetime, bitch".
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how about when the black dude wants to get the attention of the
kkk fellas and he yells "hey, where all the white women at?"
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:45:18 EDT (#)
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"That may be. But at least I never slept with Lumberg."
"Say 'Hi' TO LUMBERG FOR ME!"
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:35:39 EDT (#)
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Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:07:10 EDT (#)
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I bet she gives great helmet.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:04:45 EDT (#)
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If you get really high and turn up the surround sound you too can get hypnotized like Peter.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:03:57 EDT (#)
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Arsenal, you should have kept going.
"So what would you do if you had a million dollars?"
"You mean besides two chicks at the same time?"
Submitted by Arsenal (user info) at 2004-06-09 15:02:23 EDT (#)
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"I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time."
"That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?"
"Damn straight. I always wanted to do that. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money."
"Well, not all chicks."
"Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do."
"Good Point"
+2 Just because it is office space. Those other quotes were also great.
Best moment of the movie is when he knocks down the cubicle wall to have a window in his 'office.'
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:55:24 EDT (#)
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after some thought.I really liked the line <Peter> "Hey Lawrence, wanna come over?.....<Lawrence> "No thanks man, I don't want you fucking up my life too"
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:47:29 EDT (#)
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the scene where bill is doing peter's girlfriend.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:47:26 EDT (#)
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The part in Blazing saddles when the Mayor grabs the black sheriff without even looking at him, and says "HEY, did you know that this sheriff is a NI..." And cuts off in mid sentence when he see he has his arm around the wrong dude, then repeats it verbatim to the other guy about two feet away is probably one of the funniest things in movie history.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:46:41 EDT (#)
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"everything was fine and well until that no talent ass clown started winning grammys."
"no way, why should I change my name? hes the one who sucks."
-BongZilla
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:45:17 EDT (#)
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Pffft
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:36:10 EDT (#)
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"The Nazi's had pieces of flare that they made the Jews wear."
Submitted by MrTinkertrain6 (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:35:21 EDT (#)
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blazing saddles where bart says, "excuse me while i whip this out".
and freddy with "welcome to primetime, bitch".
Submitted by lawryde (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:30:42 EDT (#)
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This post sucked, you didn't even have a line you liked.
"PC load letter, what the fuck does that mean!?"
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:27:41 EDT (#)
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"Watch your cornhole, bud."
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-09 14:21:32 EDT (#)
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