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Manic Depressive Babbling vs. Cop-Out Camwhoring (3107 hits)

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Rating: 0.97 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <> (View user info) at 2004-06-09 16:45:01 EDT


I said I'd make my next post a cheerful one but everything's coming out black today. Black and mangled and dripping with badness. You don't want that, do you Uber? No, I thought not. So here it is, the last resort, my shameful decline into the camwhore abyss.

Today's post was brought to you by the letter 'oh for fuck's sake' and a blank piece of paper.


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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-14 15:48:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

She's purrdy...

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-13 13:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

for the record: you are hot.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2005-02-20 18:40:46 (#)
Ranking: 0

You are homosexual. Explain.
====

That's a damn lie.


...shit...just don't show the tape to my mother, ok? We were young, it was a girls school...I mean, jesus....what do you expect to happen when you leave us unsupervised in the showers? I didn't love her. DAMN YOU GOD!! DAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME THIS WAY!!

Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2005-02-20 18:40:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You are homosexual. Explain.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-20 15:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I've got a scorching case of herpes and my father's gun. Come over, we'll make a night of it.

Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-02-20 15:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So, hey...uh...

Filthy eh? Watchya doin tonight?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-20 14:59:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your beauty only adds to the allure of your twisted fantasies.

Inpregnate me with your spawn.

Submitted by DemonJack (user info) at 2005-02-20 14:33:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey your actually quite cute.

I'm a sucker for girls flipping the finger.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-20 14:20:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I have freckles. They're just in a very interesting place.

Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2005-02-20 14:03:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you're ginger yet no freckles. Explain.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-22 14:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That look is so conflicting.

It's like you're saying, "fuck you," but also saying, "Don't worry, I still love and adore you."

One or the other, woman! Stop tormenting me!!!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-05 02:39:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-07 01:04:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

you look like the girl off american pie..
The nerdy band camp girl

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-09-14 16:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sweet baby jesus and the orphans. Since the whole UM judgly huddle thing this post has doubled it's hits.

Nosy fuckers.

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-07-14 12:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yep.

Still hot

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-10 21:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If your writing wasn't enough, now I really think you're my type.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-07-07 01:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You have teal eyes.

Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-07 01:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you look like the girl off american pie..
The nerdy band camp girl

That wasnt meant to be insulting :)

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-07-03 04:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

holy shit it's Willow

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-10 07:43:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nothing special, and nothing special

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-10 07:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Kinda cute.

Submitted by indigogecko (user info) at 2004-06-10 04:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

yeah, it's cool. my other half is somewhat obsessed with AH.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-09 22:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-09 18:52:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by your_brown_eyed_girl (user info) at 2004-06-09 18:44:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

This one time, at band camp....
----

Haha, you do look a lot like Michelle from American Pie.

Dammit, what was that actor's name again?

______________________________

Allyson Hannigan... you really do.

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-09 22:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-06-09 21:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i wonder what her email address or IM name is....
GIVE IT TO ME!
Also, i'm gonna get spammed like hell, but the poster of this post, my email is lovesmymistress.at.yahoo.com and my AIM is lovesmymistress
w00t

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-09 18:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by your_brown_eyed_girl (user info) at 2004-06-09 18:44:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

This one time, at band camp....
----

Haha, you do look a lot like Michelle from American Pie.

Dammit, what was that actor's name again?

Submitted by your_brown_eyed_girl (user info) at 2004-06-09 18:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This one time, at band camp....

Submitted by AdmiralAckbar (user info) at 2004-06-09 18:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Goth

Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-06-09 18:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If you've got nothing to say on a given day, here's a tip: don't post.

Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-06-09 18:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck you too.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-09 17:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

U R KEWL

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-09 17:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-06-09 17:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It looks like you're using your right hand and that is your ring finger.

Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-06-09 17:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-09 17:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

you look like allyson hannigan... tell me a band camp story about that finger PLEASE!!!!!

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-09 17:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I agree. Cute.

Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-06-09 17:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Camwhore. Good post.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-09 17:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So that's what less-than-sign greater-than-sign looks like. Is it alright if I call you LTS-GTS?

Submitted by buxton (user info) at 2004-06-09 17:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hotness? Check.

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-06-09 17:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Even when you have nothing to say, you're funny. Good stuff.

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It's crooked. Next time I want a real flippin' off-in.

+1 for bad days.

Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm number one?!?! Woohooo!

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

cute.

Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There are some times when only the single finger salute will do.


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