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This Is Just Wrong (7553 hits)

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Labels: Miscellaneous

Rating: 1.81 on 48 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Jimbo (View user info) at 2004-06-10 08:57:33 EDT


My daughter asked me to buy her some Go-gurt the other day. I had to do a double take when I saw the wrapper.

I'm sorry the pic is so large but I felt that the effect is really enhanced when I leave it actual size.

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Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-08-09 10:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by antiLemming (user info) at 2004-07-21 10:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-06-30 16:00:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't get it until i reached the bottom of the picture (which is fucking huge, by the way). That might be the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

Submitted by Pandamninator (user info) at 2004-06-24 16:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

kids under five may have trouble swallowing

Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-13 13:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Now made with extra Donkey.

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-06-13 13:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha fucking ha.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-06-12 03:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn, dude... Donkey's got a rack.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-12 03:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because I went out and bought some tonight. They still make it, but they've changed the name to "DonkeyBERRY Punch." Bastards.

Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-06-11 13:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, man...I just went to the grocery store and now you can't buy it anymore. You can still get them with pictures of Shrek and Donkey on the box, but they changed the names of the flavors to things like "Strawberry Milkshake", "Tropical Cooler", and "Watermelon Splash". I wonder if that Yoplait marketing guy got fired.


Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-10 17:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's just retarded.

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-06-10 17:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:58:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

SHREK: Whew! What a night!
DONKEY: YEAH, that was something.
SHREK: I Showed you my O-Gurt face. OH! OH! OH!
<silence>
DONKEY: Ride me, cowboy.


That was hilarious.



What about the GI Joe named Snowjob? What's that all about, huh?

Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-06-10 17:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That is indeed disturbing. Donkey punch O-gurt added with the looks on their faces.

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-06-10 15:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The semen in the background gives the full effect.

Submitted by jcricket (user info) at 2004-06-10 15:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

tis a thing of beauty.
send it to maxim and see if you can win a "found porn" prize.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-06-10 14:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CaptainStach (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:10:40 (#)
Ranking: 1

I wonder if its coincedence that shrek seems to be standing behind the donkey, and they both have a swanky little smile.



Submitted by donkeypuncher at 2004-06-10 13:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

HAHAHAHAHHHA.... DONKEY PUNCH!!

What's next .... DIRTY SANCHEZ ?

Submitted by Sci-Fi_Man (user info) at 2004-06-10 12:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Its a grade "A" donkey punch!

Hahahaha!!!

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-10 12:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

donkey punch... HAHAHAHA

Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-10 12:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oops

Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-10 12:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Splendid; more perversity comes crawling from the minds of coked-up advertising executives.

Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-06-10 11:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes yes y'all.

Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-06-10 11:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good stuff

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-10 10:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks Bob

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-06-10 10:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was actually on the phone at work when I clicked this, and laughed like a maniac in the ear of some poor landlord before turning it into a kind of splutter and letting my colleague take over. She laughed too.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-10 10:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

God, this is making me laugh still. I'm going to go out and buy some of this today.

Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-06-10 10:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awwww geez

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-10 10:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-06-10 10:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHA

Sick bastards.

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SHREK: Whew! What a night!
DONKEY: YEAH, that was something.
SHREK: I Showed you my O-Gurt face. OH! OH! OH!
<silence>
DONKEY: Ride me, cowboy.

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like the jizz splatter that is surrounding these two star-crossed lovers.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you are damn right that is wrong!

Have you SEEN the ingredients in that thing?

My kids would never be allowed to eat that shit.


Hehehehee.

Donkey punch

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by MrTinkertrain6 (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

FYI - the same effect can be achieved by having the person you are fucking (the receiver) to ORGASM while you are fucking them... it's a lot nicer then punching and works with both male and female receivers.

one way to accomplish this?? fondle the front with frozen GO-GURT!!!

LOL


Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

thank you bob, hahahahahahaahahahahah love it!

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks Bob, understand now.

Submitted by Speed2oo1 (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It's Donkey Clutch around here, say donkey punch and you'll get quizzical looks. Still funny.

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Uhmmm... Wow o.0

Submitted by stevo (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Man, this is too good to be real.
shrek roxorz

Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is just fucking hilarious!

Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HA HA HA. Great. I love it when some idiot in marketing fucks up.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For those who don't get it, go here:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DonkeyPunch

Then come back.

Submitted by CaptainStach (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I wonder if its coincedence that shrek seems to be standing behind the donkey, and they both have a swanky little smile.

I bet Shrek is in the donkey as we speak.

Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahahah....de-frost before serving to under 5's

Submitted by MrTinkertrain6 (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

freeze, no thaw, no freeze, no thaw, wait, if it's after the sell date, eat, even if frozen, unless you're under five, then thaw... unless it's after the sell date, then freeze, unless you're unhappy, then thaw, unless it's a full moon with the northeastern wind and the dance of the seven virgins fail to bring erection... then freeze...

geez... anyone ACTUALLY get punched by a donkey?? i mean... that's not safe for children... really...

Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!

Someone at Yoplait is getting fired.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wonder if that's intentional.

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry, what am I supposed to notice?

I'm confused.

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-10 08:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

DONKEY PUNCH!
WHOO HOO!


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