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Barry Manilow is the coolest man alive (616 hits)

Category: Business & Financial

Rating: -0.66 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Balloon Knot (View user info) at 2004-06-10 09:20:45 EDT


My votes dont count anymore bitches But im back to stay

I remember all my life
raining down as cold as ice.
Shadows of a man,
a face through a window cryin' in the night,
the night goes into

Morning just another day;
happy people pass my way.
Looking in their eyes,
I see a memory I never realized
how happy you made me.

Oh Mandy well,
you came and you gave without taking,
but I sent you away.
Oh, Mandy well,
kissed me and stopped me from shaking,
and I need you today. Oh, Mandy!

I'm standing on the edge of time;
I've walked away when love was mine.
Caught up in a world of uphill climbing,
the tears are in my mind
and nothin' in rhyming.

Oh Mandy well,
you came and you gave without taking,
but I sent you away.
Oh, Mandy well,
kissed me and stopped me from shaking,
and I need you today. Oh, Mandy!

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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish -
I have to give this a +2. Balloon Knot was one of my biggest fans.

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That makes PERFECT sense.


Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-10 12:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That must be a special toilet for large folk. Look how wide that thing is.

Submitted by convicted_child_rapist (user info) at 2004-06-10 12:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nothing better than taking a nice long shit after a long night of rape.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-10 11:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have to give this a +2. Balloon Knot was one of my biggest fans.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-10 11:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What kind of person keeps fish in the toilet?






























Balloon Knot does!
Shitfuck endorses this post.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-10 10:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Ive seen the picture and didnt feel the urge anymore to read the poem.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-10 10:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

the poem wasn't too bad... uhhh the picture made me hungry for
a tootsie roll...

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-10 10:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

turd

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-10 10:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If I blow, I don't want to know what you do.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Have you the god-awful Westlife version?

Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Kindly place your head into the object in the picture and flush.

Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

freeblow you suc

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Please stop that kind of activity, that kind of activity being breathing.

Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

thats a pikture of loren by the way

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-10 09:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your vote may not count, but mine does.





-2
Loren has spoken.


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