More Gay Black Midgets? (1993 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.66 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Homsar (View user info) at 2004-06-10 10:57:37 EDT
FCC crackdown are causing radio stations to slowly give Howard Stern the ol' boot-to-the-ass. E! was a good channel. I spent my early teen years learning about blurry titties from Howard, and I know eventually he'll be off the air altogether, meaning another part of my long lost childhood will be phased out completely. Like playing with GJ Joes or getting a hard on when Bugs Bunny dressed up as the chick rabbit. Damn that rabbit had some DSL's. Yosemite Sam never knew he had it so good. "Rassin Frassin Frickin Burgleflickle!". I mean....what!?
I was talking about....??? Oh Yes! Howard Stern. Crackhead bob made me chuckle and High Pitched Erik sounded like Butters from South Park on helium, but of all the demented freaks that appear on that show regularly, Beetlejuice takes the cake. For some reason he always seemed to piss me off, but at the same time I laughed at his warped little mind. Sometimes he sounded sort of ghetto, using ebonics and shit, and then other times he just spit out random words that never made any sense. Diarrhea of the mouth never sounded so amusing.
Howard: "Beetlejuice, did you go to school?"
Beetle: "Yeah you know, I can do that."
Howard: "What kind of grades did you make?"
Beetle: "Ah you know me, I'll get it. Ones, twos, threes. I was raised by a cup of coffee."
Huh?
Scientific proof that Beetlejuice has an intelligence so superior to normal humans, he can shit out of his mouth and somehow not get pimp slapped for being a fucking goon.
So you know, since Beetle is the MAN and all, he had to get his own website. Jollydwarf.com. Now you can have your own bachelor party with Beetlejuice as a special guest. Oh yeah, you also get another random dwarf for midget tossing games, a giant fat lady with giganormous tits so flat and saggy they should be served on a plate at IHOP, and...ta daaaaa!
LESBIANS GOING AT IT WITH A DOUBLE SIDED DILDO!
I saw a video of such a bachelor party. I can only imagine the bill for such a hellaciously good time. High Pitch Erik introduces Beetle...glass shatters from his shriek. Awesome. Then Pancake Tit Lady proceeds to beat the living hell out of anybody within a 6 foot radius of her by swinging her boobs like nunchakus. Then BAM! out of nowhere 2 chicks are ass-to-ass grinding on a giant rubber peener. Beetlejuice and his friend Tourette's syndrome are hanging out, mingling.
Things went from heaven to hell in a split second when the chicks got Beetle naked. His gut is humongous, and his penis is unbelievably disturbing. My retina actually detached from my eyeball and crawled out my asshole, leaving a trail of blood and eye juice everywhere. But somehow it fits him. He's a stunted idiot with a giant head. Yep, that describes his cack very accurately.
But he got sex from lesbians! Somebody buy me a Beetlejuice bachelor party. Package A please.
www.jollydwarf.com (NSFW)
User Reviews
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-10 13:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
They are blackballing Howard. They are making him a scapegoat and it's sickening.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-06-10 11:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
www.jollydwarf.com
blocked by websense
catoragized as adult content
Fucking work computers
Submitted by CleverName (user info) at 2004-06-10 11:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That sounds like one kickass party.
As good as that pic is, it is impossible to do
The Juice justice with a jpg.
He is a truly frightening being.
+1 for pancake boobs as weapons
+1 for lesbians sharing a dildo
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-10 11:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I spent my early teen years learning about blurry titties from Howard
_________________________________________________________________________
Ok, that made me laugh out loud
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-06-10 11:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No really. What's wrong with him? I keep clicking this again and looking at him. Ugh.
(Keep in mind I don't listen to the Howard Stern show and humor me...)
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-06-10 10:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wow. That's an unattractive man.