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In The Navy (702 hits)

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Rating: -1.38 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by digsy (View user info) at 2004-06-10 13:55:43 EDT


An officer in the U.S. Naval Reserve was attending a
conference that included admirals from both the U.S. Navy
and the French Navy. At a cocktail reception, he found
himself in a small group that included personnel from both navies.

The French Admiral started complaining that whereas
Europeans learned many languages, Americans learned only
English. He then asked, "Why is it that we have to speak
English in these conferences rather than you speak French?"

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied:
"Maybe it is because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies, and
Americans arranged it so you would not have to speak
German." The group became silent.




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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-19 22:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Sub-par

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-19 22:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Tool. :)



Go Bears! w00!

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-10 15:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

teehee.. he said seamen!!

Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-10 15:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

navy? bullshit. this post screams Army Reserves!!!!

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-10 14:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-06-10 14:19:05 (#)
Ranking: -2

This is less funny than a piece of granite, and granite is the least funny rock out there.

Submitted by Pittdude (user info) at 2004-06-10 14:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-10 14:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you all need to get a life. this wasnt that bad. it definitely isnt -2 material, the cartoon was worth a chuckle.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-10 14:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

whats up with all this French sympaty.

Submitted by stevo (user info) at 2004-06-10 14:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by digsy (user info) at 2004-06-10 14:14:32 (#)
Ranking: 0

I see the politically correct train just got in from cocktown.

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Not really, it's just not a particularly good post.

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-06-10 14:19:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is less funny than a piece of granite, and granite is the least funny rock out there.

Submitted by YoYo at 2004-06-10 14:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-10 14:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by ClintonGuser (user info) at 2004-06-10 14:00:51 (#)
Ranking: -2

you are a SEAMAN!
and a DILDO

hahaha seaman

Submitted by digsy (user info) at 2004-06-10 14:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I see the politically correct train just got in from cocktown.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-10 14:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by stevo (user info) at 2004-06-10 14:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Allons enfants de la Patrie,
Le jour de gloire est arrivé !
Contre nous de la tyrannie,
L'étendard sanglant est levé,
Entendez-vous dans les campagnes
Mugir ces féroces soldats ?
Ils viennent jusque dans vos bras
Egorger vos fils et vos compagnes !

Submitted by ClintonGuser (user info) at 2004-06-10 14:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you are a SEAMAN!
and a DILDO

Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-06-10 13:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I've heard it before, it isn't funny, and it is used to propogate the dumb rhetoric that because of our ancestor's victories in WWII our opinions are somehow more valid than those of the French.

All in all, -2.


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