Just a thought (544 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsRating: -1.04 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Matt G <twentyseventy.at.bellsouth.net> (View user info) at 2004-06-10 15:54:56 EDT
I work for a bank. That means that I have to put in my username and password about a thousand times every hour. Also, this bank is one of those banks that is the new ultra modern one: people walk and and say "Is this the bank?", no joke. One lady thought it was the library. So, we have to stand all day, no chairs. So, before I even do anything in the morning I have to put in my password to (once each time) 1) Logon 2)Pull up the Bank Software 3)Pull up the Host Software 4)Open Intenet Explorer and 5)Read my email. Also, anyone can just walk up to an unattended terminal, so we have to lock our computers if we walk away. Of course, I know how to type without looking. Yes, I was that kid in eighth grade who was actually learning how to type. Everyone else was just messing around in computer class while the fat girl racked up points in the typing games by smashing her fists on the keyboard (true story, the teacher would come around and give her a star for the gibberish she typed at 500 words per minute). So, finally my thought: Passwords are too exact. I ALWAYS miss a letter or number. There needs to be some artificial intelligence out there that says "Hey, this guy's typed his password in fifty times in the last hour. And he only missed one letter, what the hell, I'll let him in." Yeah.
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-29 03:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was necessary.
Submitted by sliver (user info) at 2004-06-29 08:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im high oleander...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-11 11:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-10 16:06:25 (#)
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Here's a thought:
Why don't you lay back and pretend you're eating soft choclate ice cream straight from the machine and I'll take a shit into your mouth.
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+1 for making shitfuck come up with some random unique comment.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-06-11 10:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All of my passwords are on a sticky note under my mouse pad if anyone needs them. Hey if they really wanted things to be secure, I would only have one password for the whole system. I can't remember all this shit and most of them have to change every three months - hence the numbers at the end of the words.
Submitted by SEXXYMIKEY (user info) at 2004-06-11 10:23:30 EDT (#)
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HEY, U WOULDENT BE TALKING ABOUT WASHINGTON MUTUAL WOULD U? =)
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-11 10:19:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 just beacuse I get the sense that you are high.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-06-11 10:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stop whining bitch
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-06-10 18:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Could have been just a little longer, but I found the idea amusing. I'll tell you what, why don't you send me your username and password and the name of the bank at which you work and I'll see what I can do about getting that program written for ya. ;)
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2004-06-10 17:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For actually responding, and trying to defend this post. Shitfuck gets the post of the day award.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-06-10 17:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't understand. I just really don't understand.
Submitted by iamhewhoisnot (user info) at 2004-06-10 16:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shit fuck just cost me my job
Submitted by Matt G at 2004-06-10 16:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, either most of you all also have nothing to do at work, or you're all unemployed and lazy, sitting at home. If you really take the time to post negative comments with the words 'and i'll take a shit in your mouth' you are just a sorry, boring individual. And yes, i do have a date for the weekend, and I have one for tonight also. To all of you who weren't stuck up assholes, keep on truckin. For the rest of you, blow me.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-06-10 16:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's some advice:
Stop thinking, or if you can't do that, at least stop putting down on paper (or type) what you think.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-06-10 16:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hopefully your thoughts in the future will consist of contemplating suicide.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-10 16:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
here's a guess; you dont have a date for the weekend?
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-10 16:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this post sucked
just a thought
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-10 16:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF?
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2004-06-10 16:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's a thought:
Why don't you lay back and pretend you're eating soft choclate ice cream straight from the machine and I'll take a shit into your mouth.
- shitfuck
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BAHWHAHAHA! Holy Crap. I have never laughed so hard at a response in my life. Bravo.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-10 16:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-10 16:06:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's a thought:
Why don't you lay back and pretend you're eating soft choclate ice cream straight from the machine and I'll take a shit into your mouth.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-10 16:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's a thought:
Why don't you lay back and pretend you're eating soft choclate ice cream straight from the machine and I'll take a shit into your mouth.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-10 16:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-10 15:59:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you get fired for posting on Uber.
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I don't know why my that made me laugh out loud.
Seriously though, if you insist on writing a rant at least seem pissed off about it.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-06-10 16:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
God your life is horrible. You should quit your job, travel to a distant land and join one of those no talking monk groups.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-10 15:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stick it to the man!
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-10 15:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you get fired for posting on Uber.
Submitted by DancingHobo (user info) at 2004-06-10 15:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Next teller please.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-10 15:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you miss the "return/enter" key a lot then too?
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-10 15:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the dumbest most pointless half assed rant I've ever read.