Illustrated News III: Chuggin' N' Pukin' In School for Science (1798 hits)
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Submitted by Habeeb Thomas <cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-11 01:12:48 EDT
Illustrated News I: Redneck Shenanigans - http://www.ubersite.com/m/35280
Illustrated News II: Brawl at the Old Folks Home - http://www.ubersite.com/m/35310
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"It'd been two presidential elections since I'd had a hard-on that big."
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SMITHFIELD, N.C. — A science teacher who conducted an experiment in which students chugged milk until they vomited has been dismissed.
The Johnston County school board voted 5-1 Tuesday to end Jeff Ferguson's contract seven months after he was suspended over the experiment. Ferguson had taught chemistry and physics at Smithfield-Selma High School for three years.
Ferguson did not attend the meeting, but said in an interview later he was surprised.
"We were led to believe that if we kept on the quiet side that things would be OK," he said. "It's all about who you rub the wrong way, and if you'll be quiet, we'll broker a deal, and then we'll break the deal. The whole thing is a political joke."
Ferguson was suspended with pay in November after some of his honors chemistry students took part in a milk-chugging experiment to test the body's ability to neutralize acids. Each student was given a gallon of milk and tried to drink it in an hour. Some students drank until they vomited, the body's reaction when it can no longer handle the acids in milk.
The case drew national media attention, and students packed a courtroom a week later when Ferguson petitioned to be let back on campus to teach. A judge denied his request.
Ferguson returned to the classroom in January, but retiring Superintendent Jim Causby had already recommended in December against renewing his contract.
Ferguson said that he would file an appeal asking the school board to reverse its decision.
"I still very much appreciate the support of all the parents, students and staff members, who I know spent a lot of time trying to explain the situation," Ferguson said.
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Chugging milk is why Pee Wee Herman's career has dwindled
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Submitted by fluffy_love (user info) at 2006-08-14 02:25:07 EDT (#)
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the kid on the left
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-08 19:36:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-03-21 21:33:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-18 20:25:53 EDT (#)
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Wasnt that great
Submitted by Akegata (user info) at 2004-07-26 04:18:18 EDT (#)
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Four words: Wa, ha, ha, and ha!
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-06-13 23:55:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Skullcrusher (user info) at 2004-06-11 16:11:51 EDT (#)
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Oh man thats fucking awesome. I love this illustrated news stuff.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-06-11 15:43:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-11 13:56:45 (#)
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one of your better ones....you post whore.
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You ruined my perfect +2
You are my new arch enemy god damn will zone
GO BEARS WOO!!
Submitted by WRECKER (user info) at 2004-06-11 14:15:57 EDT (#)
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Just awesome.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-11 13:56:45 EDT (#)
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one of your better ones....you post whore.
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-06-11 13:04:48 EDT (#)
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Habeeb I fucking love this shit.
Never stop.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-11 12:28:58 EDT (#)
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hahaha. that picture is fucking FUNNY.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-11 11:20:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-11 07:20:19 (#)
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Thats 4 to the 100th power, fetish.
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Damn if it ain't. Even better.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-11 11:07:02 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-11 11:05:01 EDT (#)
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HAHA NAKED.
We lived.
Burbie.
Sorry.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-06-11 10:07:11 EDT (#)
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Why is there a naked kid?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-11 09:08:06 EDT (#)
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This made laugh so hard that I'm crying!
The detail in the picture is awesome, as usual.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-06-11 08:59:15 EDT (#)
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I agree with everybody else
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-06-11 08:55:05 EDT (#)
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Why is one of the kids naked?
Oh, heck, I don't care why, this post rocks socks.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-06-11 08:53:36 EDT (#)
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I love the Drugs Kill poster. Great hypodermic needle/dog piss action!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-11 08:30:42 EDT (#)
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The kid puking upwards rules!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-11 07:20:19 EDT (#)
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Thats 4 to the 100th power, fetish.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-11 06:50:28 EDT (#)
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4 mexicans = Texas?
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-06-11 06:32:02 EDT (#)
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Bloody funny.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-06-11 06:12:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JewdoMaster (user info) at 2004-06-11 03:01:12 EDT (#)
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*breathes*...
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Best.
MSPaint.
Evar.
Submitted by DancingHobo (user info) at 2004-06-11 02:32:24 EDT (#)
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e=mc²/pi+4 mexicans=Texas
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YES!!!!!
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-06-11 02:12:50 EDT (#)
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Yes but you failed to answer the universal question.
Why are there always carrots in your puke despite not having eaten carrots for weeks?
Now there is a question that this dude should have been answering!
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-11 01:47:47 EDT (#)
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Excellent - you have raised the bar for us all.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-11 01:44:12 EDT (#)
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GO CUBS WOO!
damned good
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-06-11 01:37:33 EDT (#)
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This guy seems like a great teacher. None of the students complained and in the era of jackass, I am sure they all thought it was hilarious.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-11 01:30:07 EDT (#)
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Hahahahhahaha
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-06-11 01:22:40 EDT (#)
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Good god that is funny.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-06-11 01:20:44 EDT (#)
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BEST POST EVAR
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-11 01:15:23 EDT (#)
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asshole, i just fell out of my chair laughing. That one guy puking straight up in the air is killing me